onlinepunk:

halloweepforjily:

heidivolturi:

lunarlegend11:

onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

how would jacob fit into this tho

he’s a furry

The Ninja Under Your Bed Ch 3

demialwrites:

Genji stood in your room like a black and red demon about to haunt you. It actually wasn’t as bad as it looked. He had permission to be there. You were snoozing again. Honestly, that’s how he preferred you. Silent. That’s how he preferred anyone, lately. He liked you just fine; he just didn’t want to talk right now.

In his metal hand, he held a bag of konpeito. Genji wanted to repay you for being a good friend to him. Konpeito had good memories for him. His mother used to give them to Hanzo every once in a while to make him smile. That started his weakness for sweets, Genji supposed. He liked konpeito, just not as much as Hanzo did. Genji hoped you smiled like Hanzo when you found the bag.

Genji was trying to decide where to leave the candy, and he didn’t notice that his nervousness made his cybernetic hand slowly ball into a fist. The bag exploded, whole and crushed pieces of the candy raining all over the floor. Damn! He just knew he shouldn’t have bothered. Genji scanned the floor, trying to decide what to do next. How silly he would look, trying to clean up the mess if you woke up soon. And how foolish.

Ahhhh, fuck! He got so frustrated, he left.

“Genji…?” He heard as he was a few steps from your room. Bah, he could find you later. Then, “OW!! …WHAT THE FUCK?!”

He ducked his head, turning red. He left you the candies to step on. He picked up the pace, half-jogging down the hallway.

I thought every hour was kink hour here?? but definitely roughly pegging Michael. Oohm pegging Kyle too, his soft frat boy ass can take it good

wroteclassicaly:

TRUE, but night time is when y’all get super nasty 😂

Um, I’d love to fuck Michael and shut his smart ass mouth. Imagine his face screw up in his pleasure as you’re thrusting into his beautiful ass. I’d smack it, hard. Get him on his knees and wrap his long hair around my fist, watch his ring covered fingers clench the bed sheets. That’s my damn dream.

He wants it, he’s hungry for it, but only if he trusts you.

Kyle? He’d be down for whatever you want. (Where is he, btw?)

Michael is a sucker for having his head rested on your lap while you play with his hair as he rants about his day. He’d be so soft for all the cute things like, you hugging him from behind, you kissing his forehead, kissing his hand, rubbing your hand up and down his back ALL THE CUTE SOFT SHIT HE IS LIVING FOR IT.

ritualmichael:

UGH YESSSS. this boy loves to be touched and is so touchy in return. the amount of times he would just rest his head on your lap while watching movies or something and then falling asleep and burying his face into your stomach or thighs. cute ):