oracle!prompto (model swap)

self indulgent Tangled AU but only that one scene bc i’m lazy

Fuck them all by ~Noiriel

One of my favourite cosplays, yes :V

somedayholland36:

A photo of Tom is leaked, it is not yet known if it is from Far From Home or from any spot or interview…

Or it could also be that they have entered my basement which is where he is really… I don’t know haha

This photo is not mine… it’s leaked

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can you imagine just,, being a painter, your clothes has some stains and so does your skin,, a troll friend comes over for the first time and they just CAN’T look you in the eye because they don’t know if you committed mass murder or seriously fucked

friendsim-more-like-lovesim:

tolkienhoe:

femmefaramir:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take:

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

multifandombork:

Just a goodnight drawing of Ilya and his perfect body. Be sure to hug him when he has nightmares ;^)

michaelangdom:

❝ everybody in the world

knows I’m a little

T W I S T E D ❞

phx-y:

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lvngdvns:

A/N: Prompted by an incredible anon who suggested demon!Michael masquerading as a priest and seducing a woman who comes to him for confession into disclosing her lustful thoughts.

Note: Title is from Hozier’s Foreigner’s God. (Will I ever stop using Hozier lyrics in regards to Michael works? Stay tuned!)

Word count: 3.1 k

Warnings: smut, thigh riding, fingering, dirty talk, explicit language, choking, demon!Michael, dark!reader, discussions of violence, complete and utter religious blasphemy (seriously, I’m going straight to hell for even dreaming this up)

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