Headcanons regarding Hawks having a crush on his secretary?

bnha-imagines-grill:

I always jump at the chance for Hawks! I hope you enjoy.

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Hawks

🍗Secretary? No you were more like pro hero Hawks babysitter than his secretary. You were constantly making sure the man ate, slept, and did his work. Basically all he had to do was throw diapers into the mix and you would truly be a babysitter. Little did you know Hawks may of saw you more than a babysitter, and even more than a secretary.

🍗“Hhheeeyyy! Stop working and just relax with me!” you were trying to tell your boss about all the meetings he had throughout today but he was constantly interrupting you by loudly snacking on his stupid spicy chicken wings that he oh so loved. “No. Someone has to be the adult around here.” You were about to go back to what you were doing until said male grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you right into his lap. “Jeewhiz always so tense. Let me get rid of that for you baby.” He thought his flirting was pretty obvious, but it seemed he underestimated you. You pulled away as quickly as you could and went right back to your work like nothing had happened.

🍗You would constantly find overly cute stuffed birds or chocolate on your desk but never paid them much mind. It must if been a mistake after all. Well at least your nieces and nephews like the toys and chocolates.

🍗You were abruptly awoken at 2 AM by your phone buzzing away. You ignored it at first thinking it was solicitation, but when it went off again you knew you had to answer. Sluggishly grabbing at it you placed it to your ear. “Hello?” You could hear some craziness in the background as a deep voice came through all the sudden. “Hello?” you sat up when you heard the voice. “Excuse me who is this?” you could hear more screaming and loud music from the other end as the low voice sighed. “I’m guessing you’re Hawk’s secretary. He’s intoxicated right now and needs someone to pick him u-” the voice got fainter as it sounded like someone was taking the phone from him. “H-hey babe! You gotta help meh babe! Ima bean Kidnapped!” welp, there it was. The slurred voice of your childish. “Hawks just stay right there I will come get you.” You some muffled reply before it was hung up. God damnit.

🍗You pulled up to the bar that Hawks cell phone location had taken you too and right away you saw him. The bird hanging onto an off duty pro hero Endeavor as though he was a giant teddy bear. Wow Hawks must of really wanted to die today. The moment the redhead spotted you he had a look relief. “Finally, take him.” The mountain of a man practically threw him at you as Hawks was saying whatever gibberish was popping into his head. When the blonde realized who was holding him he lit up. “Oh ma gawd! It’s you!” he snuggled into your neck and giggled. You just patting his head. “Thanks Endeavor. You can go now if you would like.” The hero just nodded and left. Leaving you alone with a drunk bird.

🍗“Ahhhhh! Why don’t you luv meh!” You were really close to chucking him out of your backseat at this very moment. Hawks went from very giggly to very sad in a matter of seconds and it was driving you crazy. “I love you very much Hawks. Calm down ok?” He stopped sobbing to sluggishly try and sit up which only ended up failing. “R-really! You luv meh!” You just nodded which maybe was a mistake. “I LUV YOU! YOU ARE MA SUNSLINE!” you winced and instantly almost got into an accident when the man grabbed you from behind and nuzzled your cheeks together. You better get a raise for this!

🍗When you finally dragged the man into your apartment he was practically almost asleep. Mumbling random love songs under his breath as he kept nuzzling closer and closer to you. Though despite the sleep deprivation and migraine you couldn’t help but smile. Sure your job could be a mess, but at least you had a nice boss. “how about we get you in bed?” the man stuck his hand up started screaming in joy making you have to cover his mouth. Though the man just ended up licking your hand. “oh my god I can not believe you just did that!? That’s disgusting!” he just laughed “you’re so cute.” that had you blushing. You were gonna give him the bed but now you were throwing him on the couch.

🍗The next morning you looked like a wreck. Hair sticking up all over the place and dark circles under your eyes. You would of completely forgotten what had happened last night if it wasnt for a certain someone waiting by your bedside eating a pop tart. “well good morning there sunshine.” you swore he would have some type of hangover but he surprisingly seemed perfectly fine. “I don’t really remember what happened last night to be honest, but being at your place I kind of have a good feeling.” he poked your cheek with a smile, you not returning it. “You were hanging off Endeavor like a teddy bear and kept confessing your undying love to me, but I’m guessing that was just the alcohol.” you were about to sit up in order to get dressed but the stunned, and red face of Hawks stopped you. “d-did I now? Um, shucks.” he seemed genuinely embarrassed. But he quickly changed to a carefree look. “cats out of the bag I guess. So how about me and you go for coffee today? My treat of course.” well how could you say no to that?

Subaru fluffy headcanons please! ❤️ ily~~

diabolik-lovers-box:

Subaru Fluffy Headcanons

Of course! ❤

  • Will never admit it but he needs cuddles after he gets mad
  • Doesn’t laugh often but when he does, it’s the most beautiful sound
  • Finds it admirable when his S/O can speak up for herself
  • But finds it possibly even more admirable when his S/O can be kind to those around her
  • He actually doesn’t like the cold very much so he might use it as an excuse to cuddle
  • Doesn’t like PDA very much but will partake if he’s getting jealous
  • He likes having his hair stroked
  • He always acts like taking care of his S/O is a pain, but he secretly loves being able to do things for her
  • Flowers are his favorite gifts
  • Even though he thinks it’s admirable for his S/O to be able to stand up for herself, he wants to be able to protect her too
  • He’s curious about baking but of course he’ll never admit it
  • Slight NSFW: cuddles after sex
  • Would probably gift his S/O a giant teddybear

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Free! Relationship Headcanons (2/2)

Momotarou, Natsuya, Makoto, Haruka, and Sousuke

Makoto

  • Your favorite part about being in a relationship with him is…Well. Him
  • He’s your Personal Heater, Teddy Bear, And also your BOYFRIEND!
  • You love him, he loves you, and nothing could tear you two down
  • And you both especially love cuddling the winters away… Just kidding, you do that with him during any season
  • Honestly, it’s like you two were destined to be together
  • Especially with how often you’re seen together
  • Except for when you and he have classes. But, you both make up for it when you both go on a Lunch date together, or for coffee if you have a free slot in the morning
  • But to describe your relationship, it’s like setting sail on calm water, under the stars at night and blue skies at day, never having a stormy day
  • Though, the only time you got into a mini dispute with him was about the ghost living in your apartment, but you apologized (even though it really was just a draft moving your door to be closed then opened
  • But either way, you love him and he loves you, and nothing, will stop either of you from loving each other

Haruka

  • Dating Haruka, is also like dating a shy Cat.
  • Though he might not be the most affectionate, he truly does love you, through every ounce of his being
  • And so do you, though you wish he would be a tad bit more affectionate
  • Still, nothing would make you trade him for anything
  • You both however, enjoy swimming together, and also eating Seafood
  • When you have classes, he’s often at swim practice with his new team
  • You usually end up going to meet up with him first, but on the days he comes to you first, makes you super happy and filled with a warm fuzzy feeling
  • Sometimes, he cuddles with you subconsciously, and he denies it even when you tease him about it
  • You two don’t fight often, but when you do it’s over silly things like why you shouldn’t eat the same fish over and over, things like that
  • But, you love him and he reciprocates completely

Sousuke

Slight Spoiler Ahead~

  • This giant grumpy oaf is so lovable that you sometimes you almost smother him with love
  • Not that he complains
  • Actually he loves it, and he shows it by Cuddles, Hugs, and Kisses
  • His injury doesn’t really allow you guys to go out and do things like racing eachother to see who’s the faster swimmer (he lets you win) or things like hiking and rock climbing
  • But you both enjoy going out in town and shopping, or going on Coffee/Tea dates
  • Being in a relationship with him is like a rollercoaster, you never know what to expect
  • Some days, he’ll be all over you, and one day he’ll be a little distant
  • Which you understand because of the things he went through with Ron and His injury
  • You two have only had one major fight, and you both never speak of it, and if it’s about to get brought up, you both replace it with ten things on why you love the other
  • The fight, for those wondering, was about taking care of himself. You noticed that his Shoulder was looking much more inflamed and red than it normally would be.
  • You knew what he did, swimming his hardest, and nearly preventing him from swimming again due to that
  • So, you scolded him a little to much and pushed the wrong button. Despite him knowing how much you love him and care for him, he got more than a little irritated at you for god knows why, and yelled at you saying that you shouldn’t worry about him and worry about yourself
  • Of course, hearing that hurt you, so with tears staining your cheeks you walked out. But, not without hearing a distressed Sousuke yelling your name and running after you, embracing you uttering so many apologies that one would lose count
  • You both quickly made up, and everything was back in order
  • Albeit that one fight, the two of you won’t ever forget, you both cling to one other out of pure love, and neither of you would want to let go

ritualmichael:

Greedy – Michael Langdon x Reader (nsfw)

my first sub!michael blurb for ya. kind of noncon but you’ll see how its also not. based off of this anon. hawthorne aged michael.

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Michael awoke from his own moans, blushing deeply when his eyes fluttered open and he realized he had been dreaming. His body still felt electric, his chest rising and falling unevenly and he could feel that tension in his stomach. Huffing into his pillow, he buried his face into the plush fabric as he sleepily rutted his hips down into the mattress, a whimper coming from the back of his throat.

Gripping the sheets in his fist, he helplessly rolled his hips against the bed for some kind of relief, still in a dreamy daze. The springs of the mattress quietly squeaked, making him blush because he knew he could wake you up. You slept next to him in a deep sleep that was typically hard to pull you out of.

He could only take so much of the friction from the mattress before he lifted his hips, biting down on his lip to silence a desperate moan. He was so close to his orgasm but he felt embarrassed that it only took a few thrusts against the mattress for him to get off.

Pulling his face from his pillow, he looked over at your peaceful state. He knew that you would take care of him if you were awake but he felt so guilty making you lose sleep at such an ungodly hour. His mind replayed the images of his dream where his face was buried between your thighs and you whispered gentle praises that made his cheeks warm up just thinking about. He couldn’t stop himself from scooting closer to you, easing the blankets off of you. You shifted in your sleep at the cool air, letting out a long sigh and Michael could feel it go straight to his leaking cock. Pulling away the blanket, he was met with the view of your soft skin only covered by your underwear and a shirt that was pushed up to your chest.

Just looking at you made him whimper from his painfully hard erection. He had never had a dream like the one that woke him up before and he was desperate to touch you. The thought of all of the times you had let him fall asleep, still inside you, or you had woken him up with kisses up his thighs made him squirm. He let out a shaky breath before climbing between your legs, his hands guiding your thighs apart and his breath got hitched in his throat at the sight.

His mouth was watering already and his hands were shaky as he gently guided your underwear down your thighs, fumbling to pull them off and he tossed them to the other side of the bed. Laying down, he rested his head on your thigh and his eyes flicked between your sleeping face and the one place where he wanted to taste the most. Dipping his fingertip into his mouth, he pulled it out and gently circled your clit. He watched as you tried to close your thighs in your sleep, catching them with his hands and holding them open.

He pressed a kiss to your soft thigh before nosing at your clit, deeply inhaling the scent he literally dreamt of. Fighting the urge to roll his hips into the mattress, his eyes watered at the painful suppression of his orgasm. Finally giving in, his mouth met your core and he ran his tongue through your warm folds. His eyes fluttered closed at the feeling of you on his tongue, beginning to slowly lap of you. He could feel you shifting below him but the thought of getting caught between your legs like this started to make him feel warm and excited.

It only took a minute for him to taste your reaction on his tongue, blushing happily that your body wanted him no matter what. Pulling away from your wet core, he glanced up to see that you were still sleeping soundly. Squirming against the bed as he licked his lips, he was reminded of his cock that was desperate to feel you. He reached down, clumsily pulling off his boxers and whining when the cool air hit his hot skin.

He sheepishly spat into his hand, reaching down and coating his cock, his teeth sinking into his lip as he tried to hold back moans. Breathing heavily and his body beginning to shake, he moved further up your body. Dropping his head down onto your shoulder, his arms weakly held him above you as his tip pressed against your entrance.

At just that contact, his vision was already going blotchy and he felt as if all the breath had been stolen from his lungs. His hips greedily pressed into you, his cock fully pushing into your warmth. His jaw was slack and he sputtered out moans, all of the anticipation making it feel like it was the first time he had been surrounded by you. He didn’t have the strength to hold himself up anymore, his body laying on top of yours and his head burying into your neck.

The weight of his body and the stretch between your legs started to pull you from your sleep. It wasn’t until Michael rolled his hips into you with a whimper that you gained consciousness. Eyes sleepily opening, you reached up and pushed his blonde waves off of your face. Clearing the sleep from your throat, you softly hummed at the feeling of your boy filling you up. His body froze as he heard you and he pulled his head back from your neck, a nervous, shocked look in his teary eyes.

“I-I,” he whimpered but you finished his sentence for him.

“Could wait for me to be awake so you just greedily buried your cock in me?” you said lowly and teasingly. There was no malice in your voice and you reached up, brushing his hair off of his sweaty forehead to make sure he knew you were only teasing.

His face became coated in that pretty pink color that you loved on him and you wrapped your legs around his hips, making him fill you up completely. Moans fell from both of your lips at the same time and you could feel him already twitching inside you. Letting your eyes sleepily close, you kept your legs hooked around him but let him do the work.

He buried his face into your neck again, whimpering against your skin as he rocked his hips into yours. You let out soft pants every time he hit that spot deep in you, your hand slipping into his hair as you began to coax him to the edge.

“Cum for me, baby boy,” you whispered, his moans just mere squeaks now and his body trembled from the pleasure taking over every inch of him. “You’re doing so good.”

Your words were enough for him, one last weak thrust of his hips and you felt him spilling into you, a long whine stringing from his lips. It was like music to your ears. His hips stayed pressed into yours and he moaned weak “unh”s against your neck, his orgasm making him lose any sense of his shaking body as he put all of his weight on you.

You dropped your legs from around his waist, kissing the side of his head as he slowly came to, his body relaxing from all of the tension. He just nuzzled into your neck more, his hot skin fanning over you and you kept threading your fingers through his hair.

The sun hadn’t even come up yet and you could already feel sleep pulling you back in, your eyes heavy. Michael squirmed around on top of you and you reached down with your free hand, pressing on his lower back.

“Mm, be still baby,” you yawned, turning your face to bury into his hair. The feeling of him still filling you up made your body feel warm and you relished in it. You both always slept well when you were close like this.

Michael mumbled a sleepy “thank you” against your neck and you wrapped your arm around him in response, easily dosing back into another deep sleep.

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michael tags: @dudesorriso @silkyhoneybaby @avesatanaslangdon @moonagecordelia @lucifer-owns-this-pussy @sodanova @romanoffkittens @heelsamizayn @kaigitana @lovely-langdon @langdonpilots @cryptid-coalition @cherryberryann @omnipotentdemoness

Can you do a piece with the reader and Michael spending the day together filled with movies, cuddling, play fighting, etc. basically I just want pure fluff By the way I love your writing and hope you continue with the good work <3

ohmygodimagines:

 A lazy day with Michael would include

a/n: thank you sweet baby angel!!!!!

  • ok baby first things first Michael would start the day by turning off your alarm
  • he would fall back asleep, claiming the big spoon position 
  • you two sleep in all morning 
  • and it was glorious
  • you woke up refreshed and happy when you felt the pressure from Michael arm wrapped around your waist
  • turning over to watch him sleep
  • he’s hella precious 
  • you kiss his nose a few times 
  • those beautiful blue eyes looking at you
  • #dead
  •  you comb through his messy hair and tell him good morning 
  • “Good morning my love.” 
  • it takes you a while to finally get out of bed
  • it was the loud grumble from your boyfriend that finally drags you to the kitchen
  • “Pancakes?” he asks, taking out the box 
  • “I love when you make them,” you say as you get the rest of the stuff from the fridge 
  • i highkey believe he’d be a good cook 
  • you sit on the counter and watch him work 
  • his tongue pokes out when he mixes 
  • you “accidentally” flick some flour on his nose
  • he looked up at you with a “are you fucking serious Y/N” look 
  • you absolutely were 
  • he takes a berry from the container and pops it in your mouth
  • “now stop” 
  • you pout and hop off 
  • only to connect your lips with his 
  • he loves the take of berry on your lips 
  • he pulls away with a happy smile 
  • you continue the day with a movie marathon 
  • he picked one 
  • you picked he snacks 
  • and vice versa 
  • you had your legs over his lap
  • periodically feeding him bits of popcorn 
  • occasionally throwing them on him when you needed his attention
  • he’ll do the same 
  • but with his powers 
  • “Michael stop” 
  • he doesn’t 
  • you move the bowl and straddle his lap 
  • he laughs when you lean down and playfully hit his chest 
  • “I’m trying to watch!” 
  • “But you’re cute when you’re annoyed!” 
  • you stayed on the couch for the remainder of the day
  • Michael insisted you guys pick a new show to binge
  • you did
  • no regrets 
  • “I love you,” you mumble at the end of the say as he carries you to bed 
  • “I love you too, my Y/N,” he tells you softly. 

bnha-thots:

Meme Me Up

Summary: Todoroki’s S/O loves memes. He’s constantly confused, but tries to understand her. By learning memes himself.

Todoroki x Reader

Mod Shinslut 

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A/N: This is 1000% crack.

I’m sorry if this is lame. And if these are outdated references. I’m old and don’t understand memes like I used to. 👵🏽

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Todoroki adored you, he really did. There were just… certain aspects of your personality he didn’t quite understand. 

Like your savviness with social media trends. Todoroki himself could care less about what was trending on the internet, but as a result he was completely at a loss when you made references. 

When he took his shirt off during training, you yelled “THICC.” (He was unsure if you were expressing dissatisfaction with his physique—perhaps he had been eating too much soba? He vowed to train harder, but in fact, you continued to call him that whenever you caught him revealing his abs.)

Whenever you took your first bite of lunch after a grueling day of classes, you would always proclaim “yeet.” Or whenever you high-fived Kaminari in the hallway. Was this some sort of code?

And when Bakugou had blown up about something or another in class, you had told your irritable classmate to “suck on a tide pod,” before whispering conspiratorially to Ashido about his “small dick energy.” Todoroki was understandably, baffled. How would you know the size of Bakugou’s… anatomical bits? When would you have the chance to see that? He was growing miffed. 

Also you kept insisting to show him these videos you referred to as “vines”…. yet they weren’t at all like Shiozaki’s quirk… they were just short clips of people doing inane things… Not to mention your texts! You would often respond to his texts with cryptic images. After the last instance, Todoroki decided it was time seek help from other sources. 

Other sources being a certain internet-savvy blonde.

“Hey. Kaminari,” Todoroki said. 

Denki looked surprised to see his normally aloof classmate approach him after class. “Hey Todoroki. Need something?” 

“I was wondering if you could help me decipher this.” Todoroki whipped out his phone to show him your recent conversation, where you had responded to his explanation of some math homework you didn’t understand with another one of those images.  A basketball player looking terribly confused with question marks surrounding his head. (Todoroki could relate.)

Denki took one look before snorting and laughing. “Oh, Todoroki,” he said, wiping a non-existent tear from his eye. “Buddy, you gotta keep up. Those are just memes.”

“…Memes?”

Denki looked aghast. “Don’t tell me you don’t know what a meme is!”

“…. Is it a type of pastry? What does that have to do with this.” His frustrating was growing at Denki’s response. Of course he didn’t know what a meme was. Why else would he approach him.

“Todoroki, pal. You may be one of the smartest guys in class, but you’ve got a lot to learn. Don’t worry, buddy,” he said, wrapping an arm around his neck. Todoroki glanced at his arm impassively. “I’ll teach you everything I know.” 

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The next day you were surprised to see Todoroki had barely made it to class on time. He looked disheveled, his hair sticking up in different directions. Almost as if he didn’t sleep.

When Aizawa handed back your test scores, you whirled around to tell Todoroki excitedly that you’d passed. You weren’t expecting his reaction.

He paused, before, in a completely monotonous voice, said, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie. Keep it up.”

“…Um, Shoto? You feeling okay? You look tired.” You tilted your head. “Do you need me to get you some coffee during lunch?

Another pause. “Ain’t nobody got time for that.” Each syllable was clipped, as if Todoroki himself was pained to say those words. You could’ve sworn you saw his right eye twitch. 

“…Right.”

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You figured maybe Todoroki was feeling out of it due to the lack of sleep. You tried to give him space, continuing with your day as if nothing was out of place. That is, until lunch. 

“Woah, this is so sticky,” you said, playing with your macaroni and cheese with your fork. “Dang, I wonder how much cheese they put in this…”  

Denki grinned, leaning his chair back to speak to Todoroki. “You gonna say anything?” Todoroki paused, his soba halfway to his mouth, before he dropped his chopsticks. He looked down for a second, before gulping audibly. You were surprised to see a blush on his face. 

“That’s what good… ahem… healthy female genitalia sounds like.”

Denki and Sero were laughing hysterically until the end of lunch period. You meanwhile were staring at your boyfriend as if he had grown two heads. 

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After school had ended you were surprised to see a text notification from Todoroki. You figured he had embarrassed himself enough in the cafeteria, and would lay low for awhile. When you opened it, you saw the familiar meme of the guy tapping his head knowingly. Todoroki’s comment was beneath. 

All Might’s rigorous training exercises can’t hurt you if you’ve already been through worse because of your father.

“OH MY GOD TODOROKI.” You were already dialing his number. You were relieved when he picked up. 

“Hey Shoto… real talk, are you okay?”

There was a pause. “Was that too dark? Kaminari said the best memes were a combination of dark humor and self-deprecation. Perhaps I went too far,” he mumbled to himself. 

“Did I just hear you say Denki? Did you really go to Denki for advice?”

“He seemed the most… knowledgeable about internet slang.” Todoroki suddenly sounded embarrassed. 

“Todoroki, look, you don’t have to force yourself to quote memes. I’d actually prefer it if you didn’t. You know… save yourself from some of the embarrassment.”

Todoroki was quiet for so long that you were worried your connection had been lost. “I just… wanted to be able to relate to you.” The soft declaration surprised you. “Since you love memes so much.” 

“Awww. I like you just the way you are Shoto. With or without being meme-worthy,” you said, cradling your phone to your ear with your shoulder. “In fact, if you want a crash course on memes, I’d be happy to help keep you up to date.” 

“Okay. Thank you for being my…” Todoroki’s voice died out. When he spoke again, there was a curious twinge to his tone. “Would this be the appropriate time to refer to you as my ‘daddy’?”

“SHOTO NO.”

shes-claws-deep:

McCree Pegging HC

He loves Bad Dragon dildos, especially the dragon ones. Sometimes he goes online and buys a ton without you knowing and then lay them all out for you to choose when you get back from a mission or training session. It’s almost like a magpie collecting treasures.

It’s difficult for Jesse to cum from pegging alone, so you either have to jerk him off or have him fuck a fleshlight while you rail his ass.

If you pull his hair while you fuck him doggy style he’ll slobber all over the floor, let me tell you. Something about the tugging makes him clench down hard.

Sometimes he likes to be pegged while on his back, and when that happens he’ll put on a show for you. Moaning and begging and playing with his cock and balls. Misbehaves so you’ll have to wrap your hand around his throat to stop him from moving too much.

After you peg him and he hasn’t cum yet, stick a plug in his ass to keep him open and ready and he’ll do anything you want. His eyes would be wide and wet and his cock would be hard and throbbing, and he’d be the most obedient he’s ever been.

Rarely though, he’ll sit astride you and ride your strap-on. When that happens, if you quip ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’, I can almost guarantee you he’ll gasp a ‘yeehaw’ as he bounces atop you.

The only thing about this boy is his tight ass. If you don’t peg him or stretch him for a few days, he takes a while to open back up.