lance, after he pointed out a shooting star and told keith to make a wish: so? what did you wish for??
keith, pressing a gentle kiss against lance’s lips while keeping their foreheads pressed together, voice low and eyes never leaving the other boy’s mouth: just to kiss the most beautiful boy in the universe. these stars work pretty fast, huh?
keith, tilting his head to slowly trail kisses along lance’s jawline: and what did you wish for, sharpshooter?
lance, too flustered and lovestruck to focus on a lie: oh um. seven of those frozen bras that change color when you bump chests.
keith, pausing with the neck kisses: …
lance: mostly cause i want to titty bump shiro,
I was watching a movie and needed to move my hands so I colored it!
also bc no one noticed Shiro reaching behind Adam .
1A taking about top and bottoms
Bakugou: Oi shitty hair you a top or bottom
Kirishima vary confused: what do you mean bakubro
Todoroki: like in se-
Shinso interrupting: on the bunk bed do you like the top or bottom bunk
Todoroki confused: No he means in se-
*Shinso covering todorokis mouth*
Kirishima: oh yeah i like the top bunk
Bakugou: so your a top nice
Bonus
Todoroki: bakuhoe your a bottom arent you?
Bakugou: yes half and half i am what are you a fucking idiot
Todoroki: No *looking at deku* im a huge top
*deku screeching and running out of the room blushing*
Shinsou and denki: im down for ether
*both boys blushing*
happy holidays !
working his tongue in and out slowly just fully savoring the blood and mess hes creating, who cares if it comes out of the sheets he has no shame in this and urges you not to either “michael..” you moan “youre making a mess..” to which he only looks up and licks his lip “so we’ll continue in the shower my darling.” before picking you up and wrapping you around his shoulders so he can continue his full course meal on you while you grip his hair
theres no shame with that man. when he wants you, he wants you completely.
throwing garland on Michael when he’s being all pouty about your decorations and him freaking out to get it off, you just roll your eyes at his overzealous display “Michael it’s plastic, not holy water.”
i…… i adore him.
Michael not only soothing away your period pains but making you forget about them completely as he just slowly works his tongue along your folds giving them soft tender licks til you ask for more and he peers up at you, chin, tip of his nose and those pretty lips coated in your blood and arousal “anything you want my darling” as he continues to enjoy your most pure bloodletting according to him
his hands just rubbing up and down your stomach slowly, appeasing any pains. his mouth devouring you and creating a mess, but one that he loves more than anything else
marvel-disney: steve and bucky are Totally Heterosexual Friends dear god please stop asking
sony: eddie brock and this agender space alien are gay lovers buy it on bluray
thank you, brooklyn99, for providing this perfect quote