flightyfinch:

damnselfly:

flightyfinch:

my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot

… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?

i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland

these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess

michael with his right hand but plot twist she looks sweet and innocent, but she’s a ball of evil mischief underneath it and it’s terrifying when she lets it out, and Michael loves it – he especially loves how she’ll kiss his cheeks no matter what before she leaves the room. Killed a man? Kisses his cheek and leaves dramatically. Told someone off? Two cheek kisses. Needs to show off to someone who’s getting to flirty? Cheek kiss, death glare, and then pecking Michael’s lips softly as he smirks

ritualmichael:

oh she definitely has an innocent facade but is so soft for michael. will do anything for him, but not before she gives him her sweet display of affection.

Another about soft but scary right hand to Michael, she’s got her nipples pierced and one day in the outpost Venenable (I cant spell that to save my life oops) walks in to Michael worshipping her tits, sucking at them softly as she lets out whines and soft moans, making direct eye contract with Venebale (whoops) and asking “did you need something or did you come for a show?” while grinning wickedly as Michael reaches down to grip her ass, pulling another moan from her as Veneablele rushes out

ritualmichael:

ok so now she has nipple piercings and im putting that in the story. its officially canon. i feel blessed.