For the person who asked for headcanons on 2D reacting to finding out his S/O runs an imagines blog based around him, I think Tumblr ate your ask, but here ya go anyway!
- Is fucking FLATTERED
- Immediately starts scrolling through
- Then he pauses, grins evilly, and searches for posts tagged with ‘NSFW’
- He has the biggest shit eating grin on his face, and if you ask him what he’s looking at, he’ll just say “oh, nothing, nothing”
- Underneath it all though he’s like holy shit???? You can write??? This is amazing???
- He practically gets off on reading about himself kissing…himself?
- But he always just imagines that it’s you, naturally
- Ngl he probably gets off to all of them
- He keeps it quiet for a while, and just secretly watches as you write and update
- He’d probably send in some really weird obscure request and watch you on your laptop as you frown and mutter under your breath, knowing you’ve received it
- When he FINALLY tells you that he’s discovered it, he’s grinning like a jackal and chuckling evilly
- He’d never let you forget it, and he definitely would never let you delete the blog
Tag: 2D
S/o painting 2D’s nails
2D carefully studies the rows of bottles in front of him while he lets his fingers soak in the bowl of coconut oil. You sit opposite him, waiting for him to make his choice, painting your own nails with Summer Peach nail polish. He narrows his eyes, humming under his breath.
You wipe away an errant smear of nail polish with your thumb and then wipe it on the nail polish remover soaked rag beside you.
“Murdoc’ll be home before you’ve chosen,” you warn, “and you’ll have to sneak all of his back into his room before he notices,”“Let me choose,” he whines, wiggling his fingers in the coconut oil to produce a slimy sound. You shrug and hold your hands up in mock surrender, then blow on your nails to dry them.
“How’re you gonna paint my nails if yours’re wet?” he asks, selecting three bottles and bringing them forward to look at them. You waggle your fingers at him, picking up the bottle of clear nail polish.
“I’ll let them dry first,” you tell him, “and at the rate you’re choosing, they’ll have flaked off already,”
2d n s/o gettin a puppy n jst treating it like their own child !!!!!!!!!! dogs n 2d r a good !! thank u so much 4 existing i lvoe u n yr writing ..,.,..,
2D twists around in the front seat, looking the the crate in the back seat.
“She’s whining. Should she be whining?”
You smile and roll your eyes.
“Yes, D, it’s ok that she’s whining. She’s probably just confused and a bit scared. Don’t worry,”
2D twists around fully, reaching out to the crate.
“I don’t want her to be scared,” he says, poking his fingers through the bars and scratching the tiny puppy within behind the ear.
“She’s going to be a little freaked out for a few days. Now sit up and look forward, you’re almost sitting on the gear stick,“You hear a clang as something in the cage moves, and you try to look back, needing to keep your eyes on the road. 2D is still twisted around.
“D? D, what was that noise? What are you doing?”
*blushes because I’m self indulgent garbage* could you do one where 2D’s s/o got their period and just him comforting them. This week has been rough. Love your stuff!
I feel you, anon. Hope you’re feeling better now!
You stare blankly at the TV from your position on the sofa, curled up in the fetal position, hugging your legs to your chest, teeth digging into your lip as you try to distract yourself from the immense pain radiating from your stomach. Your phone buzzes and you feel around for it blindly, squinting like a mole as you bring it closer to your face.
Message received 15:46
they r selling hot water bottles do u want 1?You smile and hold the phone against your chest for a moment. Bless that boy.
Message send 15:47
God yes. You’re the bestMessage received 15:48
thanks
a Bold move by gorillaz’ management to rebrand 2D as the sex appeal member
They Catch You Listening to Gorillaz
2-D:
2-D walked down the halls of Kong Studios, searching for you since he had gotten home early from running errands for the other band members. He told you that it would probably be around two hours, but he was back home in only one. He was happy because that meant more time to relax and more time to hang out with you. He faintly heard music coming from your room as he approached it. He tilted his head a bit. He hadn’t really heard you listening to music before, only that you were a fan of Gorillaz, so he was pondering what your tastes were. He pressed his ear to your door and blushed as he realized what the song was: “Sleeping Powder.” The song that he had released a few days prior. He could hear you singing along and thought that it was rather cute. He opened your door and you looked up at him with wide eyes, “D, you weren’t supposed to be home for another hour!” You laughed as you turned down the music, “Did I tell you how much I love the new song? I’m so proud of you!” You told him which made 2-D blush all over again, “Thanks, [Y/N].”
Murdoc:
Murdoc hadn’t seen you for awhile, and he was wondering where you had scampered off to. He glanced in the kitchen. Not there. With Noodle? Nope. Taking a bath? Nada. Murdoc was running out of places to look when one place came to mind: the room that he had let you stay in. He face-palmed. If only he had thought of that thirty minutes ago. He dragged his feet all the way there, tired of walking and searching altogether. If you weren’t there, he’d probably just give up and let you find him. He was rather confused when he felt the floor vibrate and a familiar bass line fill his ears as he got closer to his destination. He recognized the song as “Spitting Out the Demons” and was immediately intrigued. He didn’t know that you were a fan. When he entered your room, he found you dancing around to the room as you cleaned up. You looked at him with a smirk, “This song has such a killer bass. I wonder who played it.” Murdoc mirrored your smirk. “Only the best bassist to ever live.”
Russel:
When you had asked Russel what kind of music his band played, he couldn’t really pin down one genre and advised you to go and listen to some songs since it would be easier than him attempting to explain. When he told you to listen to a couple of songs, he figured that you would come back with knowledge of “Clint Eastwood” “Feel Good Inc” and maybe “Dare” though the next time he saw you, which was a few hours later, he heard you playing “Rock The House” through your headphones. “This is my second time going through all of the albums!” You explained to him eagerly, “I’m really liking all of the songs, Russ, you guys are so talented!” He smiled at your enthusiasm. You began to tell him your favorites and ended up providing some useful insight as to what the fans wanted when they wrote more songs.
Noodle:
Noodle held Katsu in her hands as she made her way to your room, looking to ask you a question about what you wanted for dinner, though she found a surprise waiting for her when she opened your door. She heard “Left Hand Suzuki Method” playing from your computer’s speakers as you doodled little drawings on a blank piece of paper. She sat Katsu on the bed next to where you were laying and you grinned at her when she began citing the lines in the song exactly. It was very cool to know that your girlfriend was a member of such a great band. “You’re so cool, Noodle.” You simply stated when the song ended and she laughed, “ありがとう!” She thanked you and you nodded to her. She forgot what she was supposed to ask you ask the three of you listened to Gorillaz together.
They’re Jealous
2-D:
The tall, lanky man didn’t get jealous very easily. He understood that you had friends other the himself an he respected when you wanted to spend some time with them. However, if you were even ten minutes late when getting home and you hadn’t texted him to let him know what was going on, he would automatically assume the worst. It wasn’t that the man didn’t trust you, it was that he had little faith in himself. You could certainly find someone better than himself, right? He was just boring, ol’ 2-D. Needless to say, when you did get home and your boyfriend was sulking around, you were worried that something had happened. He seemed embarrassed to tell you why he was acting the way he was, but he brightened up after you had told him why you had gotten home later than planned; there had just been lots of traffic.
Murdoc:
Holy cannoli, Murdoc got jealous of the stupidest things. You went over and pet a dog instead of paying attention to him? You said hello to Russel before you said hello to him? You thought that it was almost sweet of him, however it was annoying more often than not. One time, Noodle had let you take care of Katsu while she was out and Murdoc had been giving the harmless cat a glare the entire time. Also, when you had met his raven, Cortez, Murdoc thought that the bird would squawk and peck at you like he did everyone else. To his surprise, the bird let you pet him and he was being rather sweet to you, which caused Murdoc to get annoyed with hid own bird. Luckily, the longer you were with the old man, the more he seemed to chill out. That was what made you really happy as Murdoc seemed to trust you more and more.
Russel:
Russ wasn’t the jealous type unless he was directly presented with another person that was trying to flirt with you, which didn’t happen often since your boyfriend usually scared those types of people off before they could say hello to you. You appreciated his trust in you wholeheartedly and in turn gave him the same trust. Even if he was a really jealous kind of guy, you believed that you would trust him anyway since he just did not seem like the kind of guy that would turn around and cheat. He was always so sweet and just wanted to make you happy, which was a very honorable trait of his. Though, there was one time when you were out with the band and some guy had tried to flirt with you while Russel was standing right next to you, offering to take you to his place. Russ had scared the guy shitless when he picked him up by the collar effortlessly and threatened him. Everyone else that was in the building that night had duly noted that you were taken.
Noodle:
The small, Japanese girl was given a healthy dosage of jealousy every once in awhile. Sometimes she would find that you had been paying attention to someone else a bit more than her or you were doing more things without her. Though Noodle was very confident in herself to be able to draw you back in to her. As soon as she would bound up to you and give you her sweetest smile, telling you in Japanese that she wanted to go somewhere with you, you were stuck to her like glue once again. She was just too cute to say no to, and she always kept you on your toes with all of her energy and all of the places she would take you. Both of you got feeling of jealousy sometimes, but you knew that it brought you closer and you were glad to have a both a friend and a girlfriend like Noodle.
The bands s/o finally came with them on tour! How would that go? Both bad n good small situations, if it isn’t too much to ask for? :) (Ps i luv ya work!❤️)
wooO thanks partnerMurdoc Niccals:
- Good: Lots of clubbing and drinking. Also, you two make it a game to rub uglies somewhere inside every concert hall the band plays at. This makes both of you quite happy by the end of the day, you could only imagine.
- Bad: The two of you are no strangers when it comes to fighting with each other. Touring can be stressful for the both of you, but as we know, Murdoc tends to lash out on other people when he is frustrated. He also tends to drink quite a lot in these certain situations, which sometimes ends up with you babysitting him by the end of the day.
2D:
- Good: 2D loves spending every moment he can with you, so when he’s not rehearsing or playing on tour, he loves to cuddle up next to you and live a semi-normal life. This could be watching movie upon movie on a rainy day, or attempting to cook meals throughout the day together when you catch some unsuspected alone time.
- Bad: Stu is especially tired when touring, so he might be sleeping for the entire day (plus some) while you are wide awake, and vice versa. Also, 2D can be a tad cranky throughout the day depending on how much sleep he had gotten the day before, so he might be a pain in the ass some of the time.
Noodle:
- Good: Noodle tries to take you out after the tour bus reaches a new destination. Whether this be going out to shop around a bit, or even just grabbing a bite at a local shoppe, she makes it an effort to create new memories with you.
- Bad: Sometimes Noodle can get a bit obsessive over practicing her music. Its hard to hang out with her when she’s free, because she’s busy perfecting a certain song, or she’s already starting to practice future songs that you’ve never even heard of. Noodle also gets easily irritated and stressed over some of what the boys do during tour
(just like Russ), making her quite a bear to be around at times.
Russel Hobbs:
- Good: When Russ practices for his shows, he usually practices with you around. He likes it when you show some sort of enjoyment when he plays his music. Russel also tries to take you out for nice dinners when the two of you find the free time to do so.
- Bad: Russ usually gets very stressed while touring with the band due to Murdoc’s reckless ways and 2D’s extreme fussiness (ect), making him somewhat anxious when around you. It would be hard to see it if you were only a friend, but since you are close to Russ, you can see that his calmness now is just him trying not to crack under the pressure of being the glue that holds the band together,
Good night/day! Would you mind WRITE 2D with “I don’t know how we ended up kissing like that”? Thanks c:
2D:
“I dunno how we ended up kissin’ like that, honestly,” Stu murmured, looking up to the cracked ceiling. This made you giggle, twirling a lock of his vibrant, blue hair around your finger.
“Kissing? That’s all we did, huh?” This earned a laugh from the man next to you as he rolled over, legs flailing underneath the comforter. Eyes locking into yours, he gave you a goofy grin.
“Guess you’re right,” 2D mumbled into his pillow. “We also cuddled a lot, too.” Shifting on the mattress, you snorted, closing your eyes as a warm ray of sunlight started to peek through the curtains above the bed.
“Well, I can’t argue with that explanation, now can I?”
“Not anymore,” he chuckles, his hand snaking onto your belly. “Not at all.”
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