Headcanons at 3 in the morning, and 2 days in a row, let’s gooooooo! Someone knock me out. I have to work soon.
General NSFW HCs for Young Alucard
He would be slightly vanilla if you were dealing with young Alucard. He’s slightly open to some kinks, but more on the the safe side.
He’s very reserved to himself, not in a shy way, but in a “I’m not gonna flaunt my body around and I don’t like people.” He’s not Trevor you know.
Though he does have a great body and you know it, and he knows it as well. Though like the last point, he isn’t going to flaunt it off unless him and s/o are in the bedroom.
He’s very romantic when in it come to getting his groove on with his s/o. He’s not a person who wants a quick romp. He wants as much detail planned out as possible. A nice dinner, a few drinks, and some suave romance.
Can’t and won’t do it outside. Not even a tent will do. An inn or a house, that’s it. Having sex outside is not only dirty, but also dangerous. He knows what kind of demons are out there, and rather not come face to face with one while he has his dick in someone.
Rather opposite of his father, he is a little bit above average in length, and has a little bit of girth.
Foreplay? This man has it mastered. He knows how to read his s/o body like no lover before. Knowing exactly where they like to be touched.
Loves body praising his partners, but feels a little weird receiving it. One of the few times you can get him flustered.
You have to really try to get him to get and biting or blood play out of him. He doesn’t really like injuring his partner, even if it’s for pleasure.
The aftercare from this man is fantastic. He’ll draw a bath with some candles. Brush s/o’s hair after he personally bath’s him, giving them praises while doing so. He’ll lie in bed stroking s/o’s, drawing shapes and patterns. He’ll stay awake slightly longer than them just so he can watch them sleep peacefully.
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Sorry for the long wait and I hope you enjoyed it!
Trevor’s sister, IE you, is a no-nonsense badass. I mean you gotta be if you’re a Belmont amirite?
The level of brohood you have with Trevor is unreal. Like, the two of you complete each other’s sentences and have more in common with a pair of fratboys than you guys do as siblings.
That said that means you’ve had a very similar upbringing to Trevor so the moment you reunite with your brother and then spot he has a dhampir companion you immediately whip out your swords and get ready for a fight, “Behind you Trevor! That’s a vampire hiding amidst your companions!”
He’ll hold you back and explain to you that against his better judgement he’s trusting Alucard, the son of Dracula himself, to aid him in his mission
And while you’re EXTREMELY distrustful at first, with further encouragement from your brother you begrudgingly accept and come along with Trevor and his merry crew of baaaeeedboiz.
You’re at first constantly eyeing Alucard suspiciously, wondering if he’s secretly going to doublecross you guys
He obviously can tell that you’re clearly very hostile of him (even if you don’t stake him in the middle of the night or any of that- if there’s one thing he can understand about the Belmonts is that for all their fury they’re honourable in that sense…at least.) but more or less understands WHY you would be so hostile. It’s in your family lineage to hate vampires after all, and his half-human nature is only just that, half.
“Don’t expect me to treat your wound, dhampir.”
Alucard starts coming into your good graces though when you’re badly hurt and keep brushing off your wounds like “Tch! I don’t need your help!” and you continually fail at tying your own bandage…. like wow fail…
Trevor of course is too wounded and tired to help you, and Sypha is busy tending to HIM, so…that leaves you….and the dhampir
Alucard kneels down beside you and when you first lurch backward he just flatly tells you, “I want this over as quick as you do. Now stay still.”
You look away when he casts a simple healing spell, mending your wound rather…painlessly. You know that if he wanted, he could put you in even worse pain than before, but chose not to.
“Is it better now?” he doesn’t quite sound like he’s being gentle with you, but he’s professional enough to seem genuinely concerned for your health.
“…yes. Thank you.” you clear your throat, “Alucard.” (true to the honourable upbringing you’ve had, it’s always more genuine when you thank someone by name)
Of course…when you see his face so close like that you can’t help but find Alucard a rather…good looking fellow. Wait what is your mind doing??? NO NO NO NO
Your attraction to him grows mostly in a physical way at first. You admire his cleanliness and his dedication to being courteous of course, but godDAMN if Alucard ain’t one fine boy amirite
JFC he smells so good too you get so angry at yourself that you feel this furiously strong attraction to him
Your brother is going to catch on to the fact that you’re constantly seizing up when Alucard’s around or you’re staring at his tight pants waaaaaaaay longer than necessary- and seem to NEVER COMPLAIN whenever Alucard’s the one that treats your wounds or does something for you
And eventually asks you flat out like, “…I’d have to wonder Y/N.” “Bout what?” “Do you have an actual infatuation with the dhampir?” You drop whatever you’re holding.
Suffice to say Trevor is something of a walking contradiction in that he tells YOU that you shouldn’t have to feel ashamed of how you feel, as much as he would personally want you to be in love with a human (or rather, not at all)
With Alucard though? He waits for a time- he wants to make sure that he’s absolutely certain that Alucard won’t hurt your feelings and let you down gently—
Until he sees it. Those distant smiles Alucard seems to hold when you’re leading the way, or arguing with your brother. Or bonding with Sypha. There’s this…warmth that Alucard seems to faintly emanate whenever he sees you caring for villagers, or even this glow of admiration when you’re furiously standing up for what’s right. Trevor is immediately a flurry of emotions: appalled, angry, disgusted, kinda happy for you, BUT ALSO REALLY ANGRY
He corners him.
Fucking pins the dhampir to a wall with a knife aimed at his balls and a holy vial right up at the neck, “You hurt my sister vampire I swear to God and all the some-such down below I will make you WISH you could die a mortal death.”
As soon as he makes himself clear he shoves a bewildered Alucard back, storms off, and goes to get drunk.
It doesn’t take much longer before Alucard takes the opportunity to let his feelings be known, and you’re a couple.
Trevor is actually more or less…happy for you. He just doesn’t want you to be hurt, and he’s constantly offering to murder Alucard if you’re so much as slightly displeased at him XD
“Did he forget your birthday? You want me to kill ‘im?” “TREVOR”
A/N: I am absolutely in love with this drama queen. I have so many more headcanons for but I had to write these down so I don’t lose them. If you have more, or requests, send them to me!! REQUESTS ARE OPEN
Alucard Tepes dating a human would include:
Him being bitter and pessimistic towards humans because of the death of his mother but he falls in love with you the moment he first met you
Him being scared he’ll end up just like his father if you were killed
Stealing his frock coats and high collar coats because they are warm and honestly why the fuck not
Long philosophical and scientific talks while gazing up at the stars
Him getting so worried when you fight monsters and demons and vice versa
You and Sypha secretly (not really) shipping him and Trevor
PDA? PDA!!!!
Him getting jealous easily and needing to show you are his to any person who glances at you
wrapping an arm around you
kissing you on the lips
kissing your neck
GrOwLiNg
Did I mention PDA? Because there is so much PDA
Him giving you sword-fighting lessons, which mostly end up in a heated make-out session… maybe at times in front of Trevor or Sypha
You two are basically nap goals (I mean he did sleep for a whole year in the catacombs) and him always being the big spoon. You two always end up creating a sort of nest from the pillows and blankets
Him nerding out over science, history, and philosophy while you watch with the biggest set of heart eyes because he is so adorable
He loooooooooves teasing you with his fangs, whether he’s nibbling and leaving hickies on your neck, softly biting your lips as you kiss, or simply just running his tongue over them
Watching him build machines because holy hot damn
PLAYING WITH HIS GOLDEN HAIR
braiding it
flower crowns
decorating it with flowers here and there and sparkles
using him as a guinea pig for new hairstyles you want to try on yourself
him complaining but secretly loving it
He sings to you and his voice is like melted butter
Him swearing you’re his soulmate because the prophecies said so
This was such a fun thing to mull over for an hour. Thanks for such a good request, my dude. Song recommendation: landfill // daughter
-Admin Ebony
When you first met Alucard it was such a disaster. You had gotten reports of a mysterious figure with otherworldly powers taking out whole organizations in mere hours. It left you with no choice but to investigate.
You came face to face with a vampire and a very handsome one at that. You forced yourself to be indifferent and kill the bloodsucking motherfucker.
Alucard was surprised that you almost took off his head with a simple flick of your wrist and he knew you were not a force to be reckoned with. Your battle was at a stalemate until the head of the Belmont clan called you and let you know that this vampire was, in fact, an ally and not to be killed.
It seems that the Belmonts and Hellsing came together with an agreement. The condition: you and Alucard were now partners in crime.
As the both of you worked together Alucard found that you are highly proficient at killing hell’s spawn. Far better than any other human he had encountered.
And then there was your quick wit. It was no miracle that within a few months that you and Alucard were in a relationship that was far from professional.
Of course, your Uncle Trevor was reminded constantly that you were sucking face with something that was older than the fucking ground you were walking on.
Alucard knows that you handle yourself in battle but that never stops him from being very concerned for you.
He really likes to cuddle with and listen to your stories about the adventures you went on and the beasts you’ve slain.
In turn, he tells of you how he came to be indentured to the Hellsing family after traveling with your Uncle for a time.
– Him not being religious in any way, but deciding to respect your own beliefs, and asking you politely if he can join you in your celebrations, and of course you allowing him completely.
– Him being curious about the tree tradition, because he doesn’t get why have a decorated tree inside house is so important.
– Him loving to make some traditional christmas sweets with you, not by the sweets -because he will not ate a single bite of them – but to spend more time with you.
– Him learning quicky about the gifts part, and looking for the perfect ones for you because he wants to suprise you.
– Him liking to wear silly and ugly christmas sweaters with elfs, reindeers and even santa on them, specially if them are matching with your ones.
– Him starting a snow ball war against you if any day of christmas time snows enough, and asking you to built a snowman together, only because he have heard that is something people do in winter time.
– Him hardly sleeping the night before Christmas day, in hope he could be the first one on give you his presents.
– Him loving to kiss you under the mistletoe, so much that he even pulls you under it, or even persecute you around the house with it hanging on his hand to kiss you in every room.
– Him being all a gentleman with you since the first moment, with correct manners and education
– Him not hiding you his condition of vampire, but neither using it to astonish you, because he gives zero importance to this. For him is something natural, and nothing more.
– Him smirking you lots when you do things that remembered him the kindness of Lisa, his mother.
– Him being always the “good friend” who is always there for you, no matter what you need or what time of the day (or night) is.
– Him showing you the lights and shadows of his life, not to worry you, but to let you know his only remaining familiar is quite dangerous. He don’t want you to finally feel in love of him without knowing that thing, for your own sake.
– Him giving you some hints of his feelings, but in a very subtle way, never being blunt or direct, unless he feels you are feeling the same for him.
– Him opening his heart finally, but only after have invited you to a lovely dinner together, by telling you he will like to spend some of his eternity with you… or spend it all together.
You noticed that Alucard’s mood towards you was changing. When you first noticed it started was when your group was fighting off some demons. One of them manage to lay a nasty scratch on your forearm, three large cuts on your upper left forearm. Even with the injury you still continue to fight of the seemingly never ending wave. Eventually all the demons in the area were killed off and done everyone regrouped. Everyone asked about your wounds, but you just brushed them off, and said you would take care of it when you all made camp. Your group decided to make camp a little farther up in the forest close to a river.
Trevor went off to find good firewood, and Sypha went to gather some water from the river just down the way. Alucard was unpacking the group’s camping supplies. While you sat on the ground to clean your wound. You pulled off your first layer of top clothing. Only to hiss when the dried blood from you wound stuck your outfit and arm together. Alucard turned his head over at you to see what the fuss was.
He stopped unpacking and made his way over to you. You manage to finally pull off the clothing only for the wound to open up again.
“Shit,” you cussed out, holding your wound. “Hey Alucard, Can you gi- woah. What are you doing?”
Alucard was in front of you and softly grabbed your arm. He gently cleaned your wound despite your protest. After he wrapped it in some clean cloth, he lightly put your arm down.
“I could of done that y’know.” You sighed and leaned back into a tree.
“I know. I thought you would like some help.”
“Yeah, I guess.”
Over time Alucard kept acting weird and close to you, and you didn’t know why. From the start of the adventure he didn’t pay any attention to you, so why now?
This happened again when your group went to a tavern, per Trevor’s request. Everyone sat around a table laughing about the stories of everyone’s adventures throughout their life. One of your hands were resting on your thigh, while other one was resting against your face. You had a small smile on your face.
As you retell stories from your perspective you feel a hand graze your’s. You stutter in your story for a second, but finish telling it. After you’re done you look to the side. You feel a blush crawl up to your face from your neck. Alucard was smiling at you lovingly while drinking his wine.
“What’s that face for?” You asked him, glaring slightly.
“What’s what face for?” Alucard’s smile turned into a grin.
“Take this outside children.” Trevor said with a big grin on his face.
You sighed and grabbed his wrist and took him outside. When you believed that you were a far enough distance from the tavern, you turned and looked at him. You wanted to know why he was acting so weird towards you during the journey.
“Why have you been acting so nice to me? It makes me feel weird.” You huffed out.
“I’m flirting with you. Isn’t this what humans do?” He pushed some of your hair over your shoulder. You stood baffled, and your mouth slightly opened. He trailed one of his hands past your neck, outlined your jaw, and then grabbed your chin. The smile he had was taunting. He bend down and touched his lips to yours. His lips left before you could even respond. Alucard turned around and walked back into the tavern. Not before sending you a wink.
It was at the last light of day and the croon of a pair of mourning doves perched atop of the window sill that coaxed him out of slumber. In that instance, the world felt far too big to him. Shadows crawled along the walls and climbed the high ceilings, bathing them in darkness along with the rest of the room as the day surrendered to night.
His eyes floated across the room towards the fireplace with a tall mantle. The embers dazzled him, ensnaring him long enough where he thought he could see shapes of imps twisted in the flames as they crackled and hissed.
And yet, that gentle lull that tried enticing him back to slumber left as he jolted back to the moment. It was only then that he was realizing the weight that anchored him into the cushions, though it was more from surprise than anything else.
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