what about when Warren just gets really sleepy too? he’ll slowly come up behind you, complaining he’s tired and wrap his arms around your waist, burying his face in your neck then he just kind of drops his weight, leaning almost completely on you with his wings draped around you lazily and your trYing to push him off because “Warren you overgrown bird your cruSHING ME” but he just groans and snuggles into you more, kissing your shoulder and collar bone, mumbling that he wants you to come sleep with him
Peter Maximoffer!: cupping Peter’s face in your hands and smooshing his cheeks together before booping his nose making him go cross eyed with a smile
Kurt Wagner: always randomly wrapping your arms around Kurt’s shoulders to hug him but leaning up and kissing the tip of his nose making his eyes squeeze shut happily and his nose scrunch up while giggling at you
Peter Parker: locking your arms around Peter in a tight hug and peppering kisses all over his face until he can’t stop giggling, giving a squeal of your name and half heartedly attempting to push you off
Warren Birb: surprising Warren throughout the day by coming up behind him wrapping your arms around his chest and nuzzling into his neck and kissing his cheek before going on with whatever you were doing, leaving a red faced bird boy behind
a few days after you told Warren you’re pregnant (to which he was ecstatic) Warren was talking to you about how excited he is, what color you should paint the nursery, all that, and you sit down at the kitchen table, all serious and say “Warren, we need to talk” poor Bird boy gets all worried and nervously sits across from you wondering if he’s done something wrong you reach over and take his hand (worrying him more)
“Warren, baby, you know I love you but I have to tell you now,” you pause for a second, taking a deep breath while he starts to internally panic “there is no way on this earth we are naming our child Warren Kenneth Worthington the fourth. I love you more than life but I’m not doing that to a kid.” and he breaks down crying in relief and hugs you.
He never would have suggested that but is relieved hearing it because he wont let his child go through any of the pain he did, not even the horrible extremely teasable name. (And certainly not Kenneth. Kenneth means he’s in trouble and he knows all to well how that shiver down the spine feels when you coldly say ‘Kenneth’ when he’s in trouble. There’s just some kind of ‘horror movie monster is right behind you going to make you eat celery’ feel to the name for him
Bonus
Everyone in the mansion knows Warren is in deep shit when you yell Kenneth, and they all move to clear you a path, no one will protect Warren when its Kenneth time. Scott once tried to be a good bro while drunk off his ass and help him before, he now trembles and runs at the sound of Kenneth, giving Warren a ‘good luck’ eagle scout salute before hiding behind Jean
Warren may look tough and talk a big game, but whenever you give him attention he gets all shy and can’t stop smiling, but nothing makes him more blushy then when you tell him pickup lines, well that’s untrue, he forgot how to speak and looked like a cherry when you picked him some flowers that one time
Warren’s not really sure how to initiate affection because he never had much before, but if you slip your hand into his while your walking together his cheeks will turn light pink and he’ll have a flustered little smile from the giddy feelings you give him
Warren’s instincts going into overdrive in the spring, his wings automatically fluff up whenever you’re near him and you may have found that he made a giant pillow/blanket nest in his room, there’s also the possibility that he maybe, just might’ve accidentally done some kind of weird mating dance in front of you. You’re not really sure what it was. But you got it on video. You confronted him on the mating dance theory after watching a bird documentary like Scott suggested. Warren denies participating in any of the things listed above and has no clue why there is a giant pillow/blanket nest that’s built in his room so well only professional pillow/blanket nest maker could’ve managed. He doesn’t have any reason why he likes cuddling in it and wont take it apart either. Warren insists he has no bird tendencies
Giving Warren and innocent back rub after he’s been flying for a while, messaging his sore shoulder blades and your hands glide onto his soft wings, putting a bit more pressure (enough to be comfortable, not enough to hurt) and kind of scrunching your fingers in his feathers and he just starts moaning loudly, you’ve taken the Angel to heaven and he’s in so much pleasure and bliss
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