Asgardian Golden Retriever

Alright but Thor would be more than willing to let you peg him, he is very interested when you bring it up and asks more about this ‘midgardian tradition’, especially since you seem quite eager about it.

And really, what’s more empowering than having the almighty God of Thunder whimpering and begging beneath you, fully at your mercy.

Thor loves poptarts

we all know, that Thor loves poptarts.

but how do we all know this, has Thor ever said he loved poptarts? I don’t remember ever reading or hearing it, yet I know Thor. Loves. Poptarts.

toxicreverie:

kenzieam:

thefairfleming:

booksomewench:

celticshenanigans:

yrbff:

Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess

Just tell people: “Why yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.”

“He murmured the blessing while he was between them, in fact.”

#i am here for the unexpected overlap of body positivity and norse mythology and cunnilingus ( via @misshoneywheeler)

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@systlin