BY JENKINS I’VE GOT IT!
Ahem,

how you meet Peter Precious Parker: when Peter’s bully has once again cornered him, Peter’s cowered against the locker waiting for the blow, when he hear the resounding crack of something else being broke, Peter peeks up to see you standing in front of him, guarding him while he’s hunched in front of his locker, shouting profanities at the bully whose now clutching his bloody and extremely crooked nose
And once they’ve run off to the nurses office you give a satisfied ‘humph’ (or growl) it their direction and turn around, face softening to help Peter stand up. He’s in shock, not sure what to say because he can’t believe what just happened. you brush him off and touch the bruise on his cheek, shaking your head sadly before turning his face to the side and kissing the darkening spot and asking him if he wants you to escort him to class

imagine Peter meeting your family though: he’s so worried but have been pep talking himself in front of the mirror all night, you said that everyone will love him, it wont be that bad, right?
He barely gets any sleep the night before, he’s so busy trying to convince himself it’ll all be fine, and it almost works too. But when you both get to the gathering he just gets so worried and awkward and keeps shyly standing behind you like a shield

Now imagine him taking one sip of champagne while you’re in the bathroom, getting more than tipsy and making everyone love him because he’s such a hilarious storyteller with a drink in his hand.

He’s horrified when you tell him all he did later once he’s sobered up with you taking care of the poor baby Petey. He’s too embarrassed to ever face your family again and groans into a pillow when you tell him that he was such a hit he’s officially invited to every family gathering from now on.

imagine when Peter Parker has a kid though, you’re out for the day and Peter’s at home with your not yet walking toddler, he goes into the kitchen for a glass of water while baby is playing and when he comes back, they’re gone. He starts to panic tearing the apartment apart and he hears the baby do that giggle/laugh babies have and he looks up, his child inherited his spiderness and is crawling on the ceiling. Peter then promptly proceeds to pass out.

Peter’s getting ready for his first date with you, then he’s hit with the realization, he’s actually going on a date. with YOUand he starts to panic because he’s never been on a date with anyone before.
And he gets too caught up in his worrying when you knock at the door he screeches and notices you’re early, opens the door and you have a bouquet of flowers for him and just melts

Little Kisses preference(?)

Peter Maximoffer!: cupping Peter’s face in your hands and smooshing his cheeks together before booping his nose making him go cross eyed with a smile

Kurt Wagner: always randomly wrapping your arms around Kurt’s shoulders to hug him but leaning up and kissing the tip of his nose making his eyes squeeze shut happily and his nose scrunch up while giggling at you

Peter Parker: locking your arms around Peter in a tight hug and peppering kisses all over his face until he can’t stop giggling, giving a squeal of your name and half heartedly attempting to push you off

Warren Birb: surprising Warren throughout the day by coming up behind him wrapping your arms around his chest and nuzzling into his neck and kissing his cheek before going on with whatever you were doing, leaving a red faced bird boy behind

The truth is Bucky’s a sucker for all things romance though no one not even Steve will ever know (especially not Sam or Tony) he’s read every romance novel and series he’s found, some poetry and has watched every lovey dovey chick flick at least twice, Once you and Bucky got together he’d force you into marathons of the stuff with him and is anyone ever asks about it? You always end up taking the blame for him whether you like it or not.