cutethors:

t’challa: it’s actually kind of peaceful in the soul stone…

bucky and sam: [screeching over which pile of sand is whose]

t’challa: this is my personal hell.

mamalaz:

Avenging Angels AU

(Yes, Tony’s are metal ones he constructed after his got damaged in Afghanistan)

My other Avengers AUs

clintbartons:

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

lityousei:

Hail Hydra

nicktoonsunite:

rizplease:

lascocks:

enexcelsis:

#i fucking love it #SHE USES MACE #TINY LITTLE MACE CAN #actually the most feminized thing in an arsenal

I fucking love how he went down like EEK— *shrivels up*

Like he was just walking by minding his own business “hey what’s uOHGOD”

“I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM WAS”

lesbiansassemble:

The Lesbian Avengers AU that nobody asked for

Bonus:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

infinrtywar:

so.. I did a thing.

Imagine Sam and Bucky going grocery shopping and Bucky getting excited over all of the food that he’s missed out on over the years

imaginebucky:

Sam films him the entire time they’re shopping, then makes an incredibly popular youtube video called “Old Man Yells at Food”. Popular quotes include:

“Quinoa. How the fuck do you pronounce this?“

“Marshmallow fluff in a jar. I’ve seen everything now. What do you even put this on? It doesn’t matter, it’s going on everything.“

“Baconnaise. I can’t decide if this is the exact opposite of what I died for, or the perfect example of it."

"I’m going to live in this cheese aisle for the rest of my life."

"Sometimes I feel like you don’t appreciate granola properly."

"Wait, I’m confused, is yogurt a desert now or not?"

"It’s HOW MUCH??"

"Everything’s ‘instant’ now, instant coffee, instant soup, instant noodles. That has to be false advertising."

"Sam, seriously, I think these price tags have to be wrong."

"Mini bagel pizzas. This is heaven, isn’t it? I died and God- uh, Thor’s dad or somebody felt sorry for me so they let me into heaven."

one-piece-of-harry:

one-piece-of-harry:

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

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Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

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Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia