Tag: batboys

emilysidhe:

copperbadge:

mithen:

evinist:

There most be some fangirls in Gotham ship Bruce Wayne/Batman.

I’m imagining the fanfic, and it is filling me with glee! “The billionaire playboy shrank back a little from the vigilante. ‘W-what are you doing?’ He couldn’t help noticing his heartbeat had picked up. Batman looked back at him, his gaze expressionless. ‘I’m here to save your life, Mr. Wayne.’”

Bruce probably started the trend.

“Where did this ship even COME FROM?”

“IDK, someone wrote a really popular fic about it two years ago and everyone got on board.”

“Yeah, wasn’t his username grandfatherclock or something like that…”

No, see, this is brilliant because it actually works, because their “personalities” are so opposite that this ship would really appeal.  “You need to lighten up, Batman.”  “You need to take things more seriously, Mr Wayne.”  “When was the last time you had any fun?”  “When was the last time you did anything else?”

3hr long arguments about whether the best way to reform Gotham is through the Wayne Foundation charities and rebuilding initiatives or taking down the mobs and crime families that secretly run the city.

At the end, Bruce uses his rich-boy skills to take down a few henchmen – “What, you think I’ve never swung a golf club before?” – and Batman lets himself reluctantly be convinced to go out for ice cream.

(They’ve headcanoned Batman as blond to fit the necessary slash pairing requirements)

The comments are all, “OMG, have you ever noticed how Batman always intervenes when something shady goes down with the Wayne Foundation?  I mean, not that it’s like, out of character, foil Penguin’s plot to block a low-income housing proposal so he can put up another casino there, or whatever, he does that for everyone, but have you noticed that he’s involved every time it’s Wayne Foundation?  OMG THEY ARE DATING IN REAL LIFE THIS IS TOTALLY CANON!”

It’s the most popular Real Person ship in Gotham.

(Robin: “You know like, half the internet is shipping you with yourself.” Bruce: “I am large, Tim.  I contain multitudes.” smirk.)

forwhateveryouwant:

Jason [speaking through intercom]: this is Gun Wolf, Katana Baby, do you copy?

Damian: these codenames are idiotic and pointless

Dick: yeah next time I’m picking the names

Jason: no one wants to be referred to as a breakfast cereal, Escrima Twunk.

Dick: look i promise this time i won’t pick you as Cheerios!!

Tim: guys, shh. Bru- I mean, Bear Fists said we’re supposed to be waiting for instructions *quietly* we’ll miss something if we’re not-

Jason: spare us a lecture Bo Staff Twink

Damian: yes, no one wants to hear your rambling

Dick: hey don’t be mean! It’s okay, Ti- uh, Bo Staff Twink, you can say something if it’s interesting

Tim: interesting? Wow okay. Here’s something interesting, Wolf Gun did u know Escrima Twunk over here used your helmet as a bowl for his CoCo Puffs last week?

Jason: i kNEW IT

Dick: hey!! Twink! you promised you wouldn’t say anything!!

Jason: NO LUCKY CHARMS GONNA SAVE U NOW BITCH UR GETTING COOKIE CRUNCHED

Dick: wHY do you have so many puns prepared for this fight??

Jason: I’M GONNA EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST MOTHERFUCKER, REST IN REESES PIECES