Dating Bucky xx
(Also these are based on Post-WS, so if you want Pre-WS then let me know)
- He’s physically clingy, he’s always holding onto you in some way and touching you in some way and it’s less sexual and more about reassuring himself that he’s safe, that you’re safe, that you’re both there.
- He’s protective, but he also understands that it’s okay to step in if you can’t handle it, but not to step in if you’re able to deal with it yourself. He respects your ability to handle stuff.
- You go to therapy with him because he feels more comfortable doing it with you there, and he goes to therapy regularly and you don’t say anything, you just sit there holding his hand and his therapist actually thinks its a good idea that you’re there to provide emotional support and so that you can help apply his therapy to outside of the room and into real life.
- You take him shopping with you, so he can see all the knew brands and things and so that he can get a sense of normality.
- You show him that he’s okay to touch you with his metal hand/arm, that he has control, that he’s not going to hurt you by holding your hand with it.
- You’re there for the nightmares when you have to build him back up and bring him back and remind him that it’s okay, and that sleep shouldn’t be his enemy.
- He babies you when you’re sick and it’s adorable but frustrating how doting he is when you’re not well
- He does sweet things like kiss your cheek and it’s seems so out of character for such a beefy man, but that just makes it more adorable.
- He lets you mess with his hair and playing with his hair actually relaxes both of you and is a way for him to fall asleep on bad nights.
- You make sure to take lots of photos and do scrapbooks for him so he knows that he won’t forget things you’ve done together, because he’s scared of forgetting and you need to remind him that he won’t.
Tag: Bucky
Me and @sketchpumpkin were talking about Yoga!Bucky last night and we ended up sharing way too many headcanons while suffering about Bucky together and I couldn’t help but a write something for it.
FIRST, check out this drabble and Maria’s amazing drawing about it! ❤
HERE WE GO!
Going back to the day where he’s introduced to the
class, the atmosphere is borderline tense and surprised because what? He’s the guy
who they’d seen several times on the news, mostly of them carrying bad stuff
along and now they’re going to just have yoga class with him?The instructor sees everyone’s uneasiness right away but she doesn’t
budge for a second as she tries to make him interact with them, introducing her
class one by one with his eyes attentively watching each face.By the end of the second day Bucky already knows everyone’s names.
As time passes by, the class starts to notice how serious and invested
he is into yoga and are partially surprised in noticing that he doesn’t seem a
bad person at all. That guy can’t be the guy who’s been
accused of several murders during the last decades because he’s just a big
softie, kind and tender soul. It can’t be.(As people notice that he’s overly attentive and tender, they start to
low-key fight to be Bucky’s partner for the day).(It becomes such a debate on one of these days that the instructor just
takes him off the class and makes him help her direct the class, hence Bucky
walking around the room and carefully fixing everyone’s postures with a small
smile on his face).(But he still keeps it who’s going to be his partner on a calendar).
When he helps the instructor with the class, thing which is happening
quite often, Bucky makes sure to take especial care with that elderly lady
who’s got a weak knee, or that pregnant woman who can’t stretch too much
because he’s completely done with hurting
people.(And by the end of the class if he notices someone’s not feeling well or
in any type of pain, he immediately goes up to them and makes sure they’re
alright).(In return, the class does the same for him when he’s had a particular
rough night and isn’t all focused on the moves).Eventually, the class turns into a Bucky Banes Protection Squad,
actually fighting and believing firmly that he’s not the one to blame for what
HYDRA did and that he’s as much as victim as everyone involved is.In his 100th birthday, Sam and Wanda organize a little surprise party at
the facility and invite everyone from the yoga class.As soon as Bucky realizes what’s going on and who is there, the
atmosphere filled with love and kindness as everyone hugged and kissed him, he
can’t help but tear up a little bit, feeling overwhelmed with the sensation of
being a proper human being again. The yoga instructor ends up tearing up for a
bit too.(Before that, Scott was left with the duty of distracting the super
soldier, thing which he didn’t succeed much).(Thank God he had Cassie and Bucky loved her to pieces).
And on that note, it’s proved that Bucky Barnes loves children and the
children love him.His yoga instructor just happens to has two kids who are overly proud of
their mother because she’s got a super soldier on her class an she teaches him and they absolutely doubt there’s any other mother who’s got a story like that.(Her six year old happens to have a low-key crush on Bucky because he’s
got super soft hair and super pretty eyes and looks like a prince).He becomes so close to the kids (Scott’s kid, Clint’s kids, the yoga
instructor’s kids) that he starts to accidentally grow up a collection of
drawings in his room because everytime one of the kids saw him, they’d have a drawing to gift him with.(It comes to a point where there’s no place for the drawings in his room
and Bucky just starts ton hang them in the fridge’s door at the facility’s
common kitchen).(Natasha takes about 10 minutes to find out where that came from and who
the hell was on that drawing).(“Wait– is that…Bucky?!”)
(Sam and Scott are low-key upset because Bucky’s the only one who gets all the attention and all the drawings, what the fuck man).
And actually there’s so much love that the kids just start to randomly
mention him around school, especially his yoga instructor kids, beaming up
about how they know an Avenger and that he can literally lift a car with one arm.(Bucky’s not expecting for them to call him to the Profession Day at
their school but gets a little emotional anyway).When that day finally comes, Bucky finds himself in the middle of
nurses, lawyers, doctors, police officers, firefighters and such but everyone
is excited with him and his yoga instructor like it’s the two greatest
profession in the world.All the kids just seem to have questions for him and he actually ends up
nearly taking the teacher’s place as they ask for him to color a few drawings
wih them.(Besides the kids, all the teachers are low-key beaming too because what? He’s so tall and
strong and good-looking and it doesn’t hurt to just take a look of that perfect
back and ass).(Their snapchats ends up filled with sneaky photos of him. Whoops).
Also, because of that Bucky starts to gradually become popular on the
internet because despite what the mostly of the media try to say, he doesn’t
seem like a terrorist and traitor of the country at all.There’s one day where Time magazine prints the most liar and offensive
article ever, saying horrific things about him that leads Steve to be low-key
angry at this one interview and that becomes viral with just an hour.(“You can’t trust a magazine who’s once chose Hitler as the man of the year.”)
From that, the entire internet breaks into a movement to prove that
Bucky is the real victim of the whole HYDRA ordeal, ending up as the most
debated talk on the social networks by #FreeJamesBarnes and #InnocentJamesBarnes.(Each one of the Avengers thank everyone for the support and make a post
with the hashtag, posting pictures and little facts about Bucky to accompany
it).(Even the Amnesty International posts about it).
During the official court trials, each one of the Avengers go to testify
in Bucky’s favor, despite their previous bumps and differences. Each one of the
yoga class partners go to testify in Bucky’s favor, despite their previous
hesitation before knowing him. Each one of the school’s teachers go to testify
in Bucky’s favor, despite sent snapchats an occasional visits to the kids and
the school.(There’s also a rowdy crowd outside who never lets the people passing
by, the media and the whole world to forget that he’s
an innocent man).And in that day, Bucky Barnes finally walks out of that court as a free man.
Where They Kiss You
simple as the title, where your avenger boo kisses you
Bucky: Thighs. On your first few dates with him, you never pictured Bucky to be a thigh man. You more expected him to be an old fashioned kiss on the hand type, but that all went out the window the first night he slept over. He took what you thought were flaws and made them his favorite things about you. Bucky loves waking you up in the morning by trailing kisses starting at your collarbone and going all the way down to those thighs he loves. You have a small tattoo on your inner left thigh that he always traces over lightly with his fingers, and it drives you absolutely mad. When he’s had a long day of being an avenger, he loves coming home to already find you in bed. Bucky takes this time to climb into the king sized bed and rest his head on your lap, occasionally leaning over from his phone to place a kiss on your thighs and tell you little things about his day.
Steve: Forehead. It started when the two of you finally made your relationship public, and went to a baseball game together. People were around everywhere, most trying to pretend they weren’t staring as you walked to your seats hand in hand, but some were blatantly taking pictures and whispering to their friends. Steve’s grip moved to around your shoulder, and he pulled you closer to him while walking around inside the stadium. Being in the public eye wasn’t something you were used to, and Steve could tell. So instead of giving everyone a show, he sweetly placed his lips on your forehead in hopes of calming you down. After that came many more events where he did the same before you walked out into the public eye, and it stuck as a way for you to calm one another down. Plus it was a way for the two of you to avoid the whole gross PDA thing.
Natasha: Neck. It became a thing of good luck for the both of you whenever she would place a kiss on the left side of your neck before going off on a mission. You weren’t an active agent anymore, but there were times where you would be with Maria in the control room. Natasha had no shame in kissing you in front of whoever she wanted, whether it’s just the team, or on a red carpet for the whole world to see. Sometimes she would just kiss your neck out of the blue to get you flustered and red in the face. Even on game nights with the team she would lean over your lap just to get her lips on your neck before making any bets with the team, and 99% of the time her PDA payed off. Nobody in the public eye knew how much she really suffered from the trainings when she was a kid, and sometimes she would wake up in the middle of the night suffering from those memories. But you were there for her, leaving kisses across her jaw and down her neck, bringing her back to reality in your arms.
Thor: Hand. Albeit cliche, he truly loves making you feel like his queen. He was raised to treat women with the utmost respect, because he understood that he wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for them. So when Thor met you, he felt as if he had cracked the code to what life is supposed to be like. Everyone knows about how bubbly he is, but he was even more so after that first look into your eyes at the Shield christmas party. When Thor wakes up in the morning, the first thing he does is bring you closer to his body and kiss your hand. It’s his way of showing how much he loves and respects you, and without being too gross with the affection. But that sure doesn’t mean that he’s afraid to be affectionate.
Tony: Chest. Tony is all about chest kisses, and he places them with such love and care. He loves leaning into your chest while you are laying on the couch or in bed after a long day of being Tony Stark. You hold his head there, softly running your fingers through his hair and stroking his cheek. He feels his safest with his lips on your chest, even safer than when he’s in the iron suit that is damn near indestructible. It momentarily dispels all negative thoughts from his mind, and leaves him with nothing but pure adoration towards you. He feels like a giant weight is lifted off his shoulders as well. It’s at that point when he turns his head and absentmindedly presses a short, chaste kiss to your skin or the fabric that covers the area.
Peter: Temple. Whether the two of you were tangled up in each other on the couch watching a movie, or silently strolling down the street hand in hand, he always pulled you into a warm hug, and pressed a sweet kiss to your temple. Whenever he was struck with the opportunity, Peter would lightly peck your temple. It helped that you happened to enjoy being kissed there just a little bit more than straight up lip-locking. He wanted to make sure you knew how much he loved and was there for you, and felt that a soft kiss on your forehead or temple was the way to do it. Sometimes you even stretched up on your tiptoes to place a kiss on his temple whenever you saw him stressing out over something, especially new mission plans. Him leaving for said missions was a new thing, so it was always a toss up of who was going to be more strung out over the job that day.
Loki: Under-jaw. The two of always spent your down time wrapped up in blankets in bed, doing absolutely nothing aside from basking in each other’s company and body heat in silence. Loki leaned in to you and you leaned into him, becoming utterly obsessed with each other. He looked at you like you were the most exquisite thing in existence and peppered a million light kisses underneath your jaw and along the side of your neck. You always returned the favor by tightly holding him, eventually squeezing him till he was practically out of breath. You would spend all of your nights together exactly like this, much to both of your delight.
Pietro: Shoulder blades. Pietro craved skin to skin contact with you at all times of the day, mostly in the form of a kiss, which couldn’t happen often, much to your disappointment as well as his. So, he stuck to loosely slinging his arm around your shoulders and following you around like a lost puppy while you performed domestic tasks around the compound. Whenever you stopped bumbling about, doing whatever it was that you were doing, Pietro quickly peppered kisses all along your shoulder blades. They spanned everywhere from the shoulders to the nape of your neck. As long as it didn’t interfere with your task at hand, you indulged him and stood still, eyes fluttering shut in content for a moment until he was inevitably pulled away from you to do important Avengers work. He always made it up to you, however, in the form of much more interesting activities.
Bruce: Nose. Your touch never failed to provide Bruce with much needed affection, and reassurance that you were still around and weren’t ever going to leave him. You always stuck around, glued to his side while he moved about his lab. He tried on multiple occasions to explain what he does in the simplest way possible to you. Most of the time, you just looked at him and smiled, which Bruce knew as your nice way of telling him to stop wasting his breath because you weren’t going to understand any time soon. He softly chuckled every time, quietly sighed with a light smile on his face, pulled your face close to his and pressed a soft kiss on your nose. This gentle of a kiss reminded him that he’s still just Bruce, and not the other guy.
Scott: Cheek. Scott woke up significantly earlier than you did every morning, but never failed to give you a sloppy good morning kiss on the cheek before he rolled begrudgingly out of bed. They always woke you up though, which you didn’t mind. You always pulled a sleepy smile anyway, and rolled over to his side of the bed and basked in the hot spot of sheets he left behind, instantly falling back asleep. You were awakened again about a half an hour later to another, less sloppy kiss on the cheek and a goofy smile from Scott before he left for whatever job he had acquired from his friends. He whispered a promise to you about taking you out to dinner that night, an offer you accepted, before hurrying out of the room and out of the apartment.
King of Memes
Or, how Tony Found Out About Bucky’s Blog.
Tony couldn’t seep. Sometimes he managed a few hours if he was tired enough, so usually he went to the gym and worked out until he was exhausted. Tonight, though, he found the gym already occupied: Barnes, with his hair tied up, working steadily at the heavy bag. Normally Tony would make an awkward comment and leave him to it, but instead he just heads for the opposite side of the gym. After setting up at one of the far treadmills, Tony worked his way to a easy run. Barnes was laying his fists rhythmically into the bag, and the quiet thumping was sort of strangely soothing. Between the running and the thumping, Tony slipped into a near-trancelike state.
And then Barnes let out an ungodly howl, drew back his left fist, and slammed it straight through the heavy bag with a roar of, “DIE A THOUSAND BURNING DEATHS!”
Tony fell off the treadmill, scrambled to his feet, and booked it to the elevator.
kingofmemes posted:
holy shit you guys there was a spider on my punching bag !!! thanks to my many years of combat experience & martial arts training things are okay now
Posted at 4:47 AM, 37294 notes
We Take Asgard
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Words: 1421
Summary: In where Thor enjoys the fact that no one can lift the Mjölnir, and you decide to take on the challenge.
Warnings: none!
A/N: *gasps* another oneshot this quick! it’s just a small one shot that popped into my head, hope you enjoy. lots of hugs to you all!
Tags: @gondorgirl01 @bucky-on-a-bike @jarnesbrnes @pickledmoon @moody-fangirl @ladybrett9 @supernatural-harrypotter7 @i-saved-me
Feedback is greatly appreciated!
“No one has been able to lift the Mjölnir,” Thor said proudly, “no one, but me of course” he chuckled and enjoyed the looks the ‘petty humans’ were giving him.
“I heard it moved when Steve tried lifting it once” his smile fell as he turned his head to look at you, you smirked at him widely. Steve laughed at your statement. Taking a sip of his drink he gave you a ‘stop it’ look before turning his attention back to the Asgardian.
“Y/N, the lies these humans fill you with” he shook his head and laughed himself when the rest of the Avengers snorted at his reply.
No Parachute
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Words: 2.230
Summary: In where Bucky just doesn’t need a parachute
Warning: fluff all of it.
A/N: Hi you beautiful people! I’m still alive! heh. I’m still drowning in my thesis, but I didn’t like leaving you all with nothing so I wrote you this one! Hope you like it, feedback is always greatly appreciated. I love you all so much, and thank you for the continuous support. *big bear hug to you all*
“He did what?!”
“He jumped o-”
“I heard you the first time, I just.. he did what?!”
Steve gave you a half smile, approaching you slowly to give you a reassuring hug but you held up your hand to stop him and he did. Glaring at him, he held up his hands in surrender and let you walk around him and down to the medical bay.
“Y/N, printsessa how are you today?” Pietro stepped in front of you, stopping you in your quest. Narrowing your eyes, you sent him a death glare that was cold as ice within a second he was out of your way.
When you finally reached the door to the medical bay Tony appeared. You groaned and tried walking around him but he stepped in front of you. Smiling like nothing was wrong. You glared at him.
“That look might work on everyone else, but not me, kiddo,” he smiled teasingly and went to ruffle your hair, you slapped his hand away.
The Perfect Gift
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Words: 2.495
Summary: In where you want to give Bucky the perfect gift for Christmas but think you’ve failed and try to keep the gift from him.
Warning(s): cuteness, fluff
A/N: just a little Christmas cuteness for you all! Merry Christmas everyone! ❤
You should’ve known. You really should’ve known. You sucked at giving gifts; you could never compare to what the Avengers bought one another for Christmas, you couldn’t compare to the gifts Bucky was getting by his teammates. You could never compare to a goddamn motorcycle or specially designed gun that would only work with his fingerprints. You couldn’t give him the perfect gift.
As you stared at the Christmas tree and all the gifts underneath it, you regretted asking Steve, Nat, and Sam what they had gotten Bucky. Your gift could never in a million years compare and you cursed yourself for being so ordinary in a group full of extraordinary people. You looked at the entire group in the kitchen, cleaning up after Christmas Eve dinner. Bucky had his back turned towards the living room as he was on dishwashing duty with Steve. It was the perfect opportunity for you to grab the gift intended for Bucky so it wouldn’t be under the Christmas tree the next morning. You’d come up with an excuse tomorrow morning, all you knew right now was that you couldn’t let him open that gift. It would be too embarrassing.
Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.
Bucky posts things like
“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”
“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”
“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”
“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”
“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”
“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”
“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “
OMG I LOVEEEE
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“Guy in front of me won’t move his car seat up. I think that might still be upset about all those times I tried to kill him.”
“Got lectured by a guy who had been complaining about how things were Back In The Day. I don’t understand why he got upset. I too lived through the Great Depression and was drafted for the War.”
“The economy in this century sucks. Who exactly though another Stock Market crash was a good idea?”
“Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.”
“‘If you don’t behave we’ll send (mutual) after you.’ Jokes on them. I’m the one who trained them to be an assassin in the first place.”
“Tried to buy a Chicken Dinner candy bar at the supermarket today. Turns out they were discontinued 54 years ago. Super bummed.”
“Wait. People were on the moon?! We got into space? There is a way off of this rock?! Why am I only just hearing about this?!”
“’Have you been living under a rock the past 50 years?’ No I was cryogenically frozen for 70. I don’t appreciate your tone young man.”
“My friend likes convincing people that I’m the Reckless one in our friendship. As if he won’t find an alley behind a bar to pick a fight in if I take my eyes off him for two seconds.”
“Why would i want to get a haircut when instead I can look like i just returned from a 12 year jaunt in the wilderness every time i grow a beard”
“was having a hard time finding noodles in the grocery store & asked a clerk for help. she looked at me like a crazy person. lady, it’s not my fault you don’t speak russian”
“what kind of idiot thinks dancers are sissies? literally every ballerina i have ever met could kill an adult man with just her legs”
“today i discovered Conditioner. the future is a miracle and my hair like a cloud now”
“apparently just jumping on to a moving bus when you are running late is not a thing people do anymore. please stop yelling at me.”
“went to a club last night to see what the hip kids were into. apparently the latest thing is just having sex standing up with your clothes on in a room full of people.”
“on the one hand, people dressed much nicer in the 40s. on the other hand, yoga pants.”
“rode in a car with heated seats today. it is my house now. i live here.”
“i have acquired a small bear. i am putting a collar and leash on him. he is my dog. no one tell animal control”
“i am working on this whole Good Guy thing but anyone who cuts me in line at starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out okay”
“why did they have to make escalators so terrifying to get on and off of? from now on I’m just jumping off the mall balconies. none of this awful moving teeth staircase”
“i don’t care if it’s a ‘priceless historical artifact,’ punk, i didn’t wanna do the dishes and it makes a pretty good spaghetti bowl”
“hoodie pockets are so great. i can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm”
“i really though we would have flying cars by now. the future is such a letdown.”
“changed sam’s ringtone to jesus take the wheel.”
“do you know that feeling when you go to lean on your short friend’s conveniently arm-rest-height shoulder but you forget they had a huge growth spurt and you just awkwardly lean your elbow into the middle of their bicep”
“i swear i didn’t know your girlfriend was coming over. i always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. it had nothing to do with you.”
“anyone else got that one limb that’s super fuckin loud yeah buzz buzz i get it now buzz off ya jerk"
This post has continued to gain momentum, and some of you people have followed me over it. So I made a separate sideblog: Bucky, King of Memes.
http://buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com/
it’s literally just bucky shitposting.
Hey Bucky, do you have any advice for when your having a bad day and need to be cheered up? I’m having a bad day and trying to cheer myself up but nothing seems to work.
1. find a pet store or humane society that has adoptable cats or dogs. go pet one for half an hour. many places encourage you to do this to help socialize the animals. be sure to tell sam he cant come. one of the cats might eat him.
2. go to a dollar store and pick out the worst $1 movie you can find. make a blanket fort and watch it, ideally with a friend. i recommend Thor. he can narrate any movie and make it sound like its freakin lord of the rings
3. take a nap. a regular one, not a frozen one
4. compliment the next five people you see. you get to chose if those compliments are menacingly specific or not. ‘wow tony. those are some very nice eyeballs. id love to keep them in a jar on my desk and just look at them all day.’
5. find a bad joke site. read them out loud to a pet or friend until one of you starts laughing. stare them down until they stop. continue reading. repeat
So I just had a random thought that made me giggle. Imagine Bucky’s fave pair of comfy pants being the Hello Kitty pj pants his s/o got him as a gag gift…
YES. YES.
His s/o actually gets him a pair when Tony and Sam find out that Peter has one too. She gives it to him as a simple joke on Christmas alongside a real gift – a really nice kit with lots of NASA and space things – but she doesn’t really think he’ll wear it.
In fact, she was already with her own eyes on it.
But a week later, the whole team is gathered up at the common kitchen for the last breakfast before the holidays break is over and Bucky shows up wearing the said pants. Beefy and broad super-soldier, with stubbly cheeks and hair up in a messy bun, shirtless and wearing pink Hello Kitty pajamas pants.
Steve looks at the scene with amusement clear on his face but doesn’t mention it. Scott just murmurs a quiet and disbelieving ‘dude…’ that only makes Wanda snicker, almost unable to hold back her laugh. Natasha just smirks with the cup of coffee between her lips, side glancing at you until your cheeks are burning and you’re shrugging with a small smile curving your lips.
You actually could thank the Gods Tony isn’t there and no one is mentioning a thing.
That is, until Sam Wilson arrives. The man enters the kitchen and his eyes go immediately wide in surprise. And amusement. And just a little bit of despair.
But none of you are expecting his next words.
“Dude, are you wearing Parker’s pants?
Toad's Cave 