Tag: Bungou Stray Dogs

Mori, drinking wine with Kouyou and pacing around: “Tell black lizard, Kouyou who even named them that anyway-”

Kouyou: “You did after chugging 2 bottles of sake on white day while crying sir.”

Mori: “*cough* as I was saying. Tell them to kidnap the ADA leader and-”

Kouyou: “Didn’t you send them after him before?”

Mori: “-AND TAKE HIM TO THAT NEW 4 STAR RESTAURANT, ok??? we’ll put Akutagawa in a box on the doorstep of their office as payment so nothing ‘illegal’ happened.”

Kouyou: “There’s still kidnapping.”

Mori, desperate to get laid by the only other powerful man who isn’t 30 years younger than him: “Please Fukuzawa, just one date? I’ll pay. I’ll bribe you, how about children? I have a extra, your cat likes my emo one doesn’t he? where are you going-

I’m always needing more blogs to follow~ if you write reader-inserts imagines/headcanons/scenarios for any of these could you maybe like/reblog? it’d be much appreciated and thank you!

Bungou Stray Dogs

Death Note

Black Butler

Karneval

Nanbaka

Ao no Exorcist

Free!

Dance with Devils

One Punch Man

Tokyo Ghoul

Final Fantasy XV

Final Fantasy VII

Prince of Stride

Mikagura School Suite

Touken Ranbu

Kamigami no Asobi

Yuri on Ice

Soul Eater

The Royal Tutor

B: The Beginning

Fullmetal Alchemist

Owari no Seraph

Hellsing

Servamp

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun

91days

Assassination Classroom

Juuni Taisen

Kekkai Sensen

Ouran High School Host Club

K Project

there’ll surely be more added with time

Chuuya’s s/o agreeing to watch a friend or relative’s kid for a few days, by the time the kid leaves for school, Chuuya has already had enough for the day and poured himself a glass of wine, his s/o rolling their eyes and going to take care of some errands.
While s/o is still out and busy, the school calls, and having been unable to reach s/o, and his intoxicated thoughts seeing no other option…Chuuya, drunk as a soccer mom in the bathtub, shows up at the principals office for (kids/name), asking just what the problem was and starting to go off like an angry soccer mom at a PTA meeting on the poor principal who only called to say the kid forgot their gym shorts.