(Cat’s) Husband’s Death.

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@hellocatmaster17here Those are the outfits you will need!

You’ll just sashay down the fancy giant mahogany staircase to greet the cops, holding champagne daintily in one hand with those fancy tiny glasses, and open the door revealing two police officers with sympathetic looks, they tell you of your husband’s untimely and strange demise and you gasp quietly, raising  your perfectly pedicured hand to cover your mouth showing fake surprise. Excusing yourself from the room, they nod knowing this must be hard for you, you exit the room and replace your santiny pink robe, for a black one. Smiling slyly to yourself before returning to where the cops await to tell you the details of his death.    
Little do they know, the loss of your spouse if no surprise to yourself, you know every detail about it.  For you know the cause of the mysterious death of your husband was because your weird, internet friend found out he was unloyal to you! (or hurt your feelings eating the last cookie or something)and crawled out of his computer like a weird BEN DROWNED actalike to seek revenge!