chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On
I’m not gonna say I was looking for something else entirely because I was in fact trying to find a gif of Chris Evans when I came across this, but this is not what I was looking for. And yet it is possibly the best thing I’ve ever found.Â
What the hell even is Chris Evans. What the hell.Â
Pumpkin Spice Evans
Reblog Pumpkin Spice Evans for a bountiful harvest and a large glass of ginger ale
Shit I love ginger ale
This is by far the finest reaction to Pumpkin Spice Evans to date.Â
It’s September therefore it’s automatically fall therefore it is Pumpkin Spice Evans time
Oh my god I forgot Pumpkin Spice Evans. How could I forget Pumpkin Spice Evans?Â
GUYS REBLOG QUICKLY FOR A BOUNTIFUL HARVEST AND A LARGE GLASS OF GINGER ALE! Â
Early, he wants you up early so there’s more time to be with you and to beat the morning crowd.Â
Of course to apologize for this, he brings you coffee and already has soft Disney music playing.
It melts your heart.
It doesn’t take long for either of you to start talking about what your favorite ride is, favorite character, movie etc
And of course there’s comfortable quiet. Your eyes drift to him and see him smiling, you can tell he’s excited.
‘We need breakfast before anything,’ He sees you open your mouth, ‘Were you just about say no to Mickey Mouse Waffles?’
It’s not as crowded as you expected but still the two of you stand close.
Like hand brushing against each other repeatedly, arms bumping as well, making you a little annoyed that he won’t get the hint at times.
FINALLY he holds your hand when you’re looking for hats
Even though he’s wearing a baseball cap he still buys a pair ears for you and him, but yours were the pink ones. He wears his Mickey ears over his cap.
Picture time –
The first one is you two smiling widely, normal
The second being a little more goofy
The third one is you capturing him in sneeze, you’re keeping it.
The final one is him kissing your cheek.
You’re still holding hands with him, his phone out in front of the both of you as he records small videos here and there.
First ride –Â
Peter PanÂ
For some odd reason this ride was packed, but this time the wait wasn’t bad.
It’s quiet between you again, his arm wraps around your shoulders keeping you close, his fingers play with the ends of your hair, seems he always has to be touching you.
And on the ride its the same thing, arm around you keeping you tucked into his side and of course he’s excitedly pointing things out to you
The parades, you never thought that he would enjoy those but he does.
He knows the best spot to watch the parade from, but it means you have to stand but you don’t mind
He moves you in front of him, his hands on your waist, almost protectively
After the parade you go off happily to buy a churro, you offered to buy one for Chris but he says no.
You come back with a bite already gone and stand in front of Chris again, you look up at him.
‘Where to?’
‘Can I have a bite?’ He asks and places his hand on yours bringing the churro closer to him.
‘Chris, I asked you if you wanted one!’ You laugh as you fight for your food.
Get ready for it, because it’s time for pictures with characters.
You both are equally excited as the little ones are, you even mention to cut the line when parents are looking, he ALMOST does.
‘Who is she?’ A princess asks Chris.
‘Oh, that’s my princess!’
heavy blushing.
And a lot of different poses, either being in his hold or not.
And yes, Chris does get stopped a few times for pictures, but a cap with mickey ears and sunglasses could only hide so much.
‘Like I’ve been saying, she’s my princess…’ Chris’ answer to any question about who you are.
As the day continues Chris is literally stuck to your side, he doesn’t mind the PDA but you’re getting used to having your cheek, your temple kissed at and your hand always in his.
He lets you pick all the rides, even groans when you want to him to pick.
He wants to buy anything you touch, but you refuse.
You let him buy you popcorn as you wait in another line.
You mention The Little Mermaid ride, and before you could say anything he’s dragging you across to the other park.Â
On The Little Mermaid-
He LOVES your excitement, your smile and the way you can’t keep still.
Again once on the ride, his arm around your shoulders
You both are singing to the music
And just as ‘Kiss The Girl’ plays he kisses you soft, his fingers wrapped around your chin.
heavy feels
Your night ends where again Chris finds the perfect spot to watch the fireworks.
He leans up against a half wall and his arms wrapped around you as your arms are wrapped around him.
You look up with a wide smile and he matches it.
Just as the fireworks start you two don’t bother to watch because your way more into your romantic make out and holding each other.
Toad's Cave 