chiding Prompto for something really bad he accidentally did would be first giving yourself a huge pep talk about how this is necessary, all parents have to, then losing your nerve when you see his sad apologetic face, barely getting a few words before just saying “Ok just, Prom, this is bad k? careful just don’t do it again no baby please don’t cry Prompto come give me a hug it’s ok it’s no big deal” then crying because you’re the worse person ever (Cor has cried in front of Clarus due to this)

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[From chiding Prompto ask]

YES, exactly!!!

I love it, because I imagine Cor finding him after he did something bad (surely on accident), but before going over to him he has to hide behind a wall and press his back there, and just close the eyes and talk with himself in whispers about how “Oh no. He did something bad. Astrals, no, no, you have to chide him. I know you don’t want to, but you’re the parent here, and it’s your job- he’s so cute and it’s going to break my heart, but you HAVE to…and…you- you can do this, Leonis, you can- you’ve- you’ve been on the battlefield, you can face ONE toddler no troubles, it’s okay, you can- hnngfg, why did I have to parent, who ever thought I was ready for this, I cannot- chide him, he’s so cute- no Leonis, head up, you HAVE to do it, it’s for HIS own good…”

And really it takes TOO LONG just giving himself a talk before he gathers courage enough to fake he’s upset, and goes over to him and he’s SO MOTIVATED, he can do this, he’s going to nag him as it’s needed, he CAN AND WILL DO THIS JUST AS THE GREAT DAD THAT HE IS!

“Prompto! That was very, very bad, little boy. Are you seeing what you’ve done here? You need- I’m………. *sigh* No, Prompto, no, please don’t look at me like that, I’m- listen here. Listen, Prommy. That was bad, okay? Don’t do that again. Promise? That’s my boy, I know you’re good. Please, stop crying :’D  You already promise to not do it, right? Hm? Ah, that’s my boy. See, I’m not mad at you, I’m not mad at you, PROMPTO I’M NOT MAD AT YOU PLEASE STOP CRYING :’(”

And honestly  it’s heartbreaking because Prommy’s not blackmailing Cor by crying, Prompto REALLY and honestly is sad because “I upset my papa, I’m so s-sorry, bwaa aah… 

。・゚・(ノД`)

Poor Prommy just doesn’t want to be a bother 😥

“Then crying because you’re the worst person ever” AHAHAHAHAHHAHA, aw man,this is a mess. You NEED to chide Prommy when it’s needed, but MAKING SUCH AN ANGEL CRY? ISN’T THAT LITERALLY SIN?

Now I imagine both Prompto and Cor sat ont he floor, hugged and both are crying, and Clarus walking in on the scene like “Omg what happened?”

“I UPSET PAPA

(ノД`)

“I MADE HIM CRY

(ノД`)

” 

And Clarus isn’t sure who to comfort so he just pats both on the head until both stop crying

。゚(TヮT)゚。

y’know how cute kids are supposedly ‘chick magnets’? poor papa Cor on his day off, just trying to take Prompto on a fun day out, go the eat at the Crow’s Nest, go to the park, ice cream, ect, and of course people keep coming up to coo at Prom, and he soaks up the love, Cor with (tho awkwardly) answer questions about Prom, but then women are coming near him? complimenting him on caring for Prompto? its weird? he has no clue that they’re flirting but high tails it out of there with Prom in his arm

moonraccoon-exe:

Not going to lie, the first time I read this entry I thought that by “chick magnets” you meant chocobos. I really don’t know what I was thinking, maybe about baby Prompto, but I was very confused as I read through all of this the first time because I read “chick magnets” and I was like “baby chocobos”.

My first confusion was “wait, no, I don’t- how…how are cute kids- how do they attract baby chocobos? I don’t understand…” and I kept reading and it was only after I re read it that I was like “OH NO WAIT, HUMAN CHICKS, AHAHAHAHAHA!”

And honestly I’m not even embarrassed about this. 

。゚(TヮT)゚。

ANYWAY!

YES.

YES TO ALL OF THIS…THIS…THIS BRILLIANT SCENARIO.

This has EVERYTHING that’s needed in life. Baby Prompto, Papa Cor, and Cor being an awkward lamppost when people try to flirt with him.

Y   E   S

Cor taking toddler Prom for a day out is so, so adorable. :’3 He wants to bond with his little one, and wants Prommy to have fun. I imagine Cor holding his hand in every moment, or carrying him in arms at times (it’s easier, because Cor is very tall and Prommy is tiny, so having his hand held is a bit awkward for both), and Prom being a happy ball of sunshine looking at everything with his huge adorable eyes, poiting, pulling from his hand or pants or bouncing in his arms and telling him where to go or asking him endless questions.

*sigh* Papa Cor bringing toddler or kid Prom for a fun free day is just such a lovely mental image. I’m madly in love with it 

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I want them to have lots of fun together, dammit! Let kid Prom enjoy! Let Cor laugh and smile with him! Hgdnfgndinginf

Hahaha, and then the main part of it; people approaching to say  hi to Prompto, and women being attracted to them like metal to a magnet because IT’S A SUPER CUTE, ADORABLE LITTLE KID, HGNDFJGNFDJN

I love the idea of Cor being an awkward, super awkward and shy potato when it comes to social interaction, especially with people he doesn’t know. So I see him awkwardly and very nervously standing there while people come to say hi to Prompto. Happy child Prom says hi back, giggles a bit when people make something funny, gets excited and everything; Cor stands there not knowing what to do with his hands omg or where to look or how to say Hi without sounding stupid.

But the worst cases are when it’s women

They’re standing there, a woman comes close “Hi! Can I say hello to your kid?” like usual, they go down on ankles or bend down to say hi to Prommy, Prommy is at first a little shy but easily gets comfy in their presence, he plays, says Hi, giggles a bit, tells name and age, lets them poke his nose or pinch his cheek, but suddenly they look up and “What is your name? :)”

AND COR IS JUST

GAAAAAAAAAAASPS

THEY TALKING TO ME ヽ(°〇°)ノ

Most men and some women just talk with Prommy, and with Cor it’s just “Hi, can I say hello to your kid?” “He’s adorable” and “Thank you, good evening.” BUT SOME WOMEN AND SOME MEN JUST…START TALKING TO HIM? AFTER THEY’RE DONE WITH PROMMY THEY TALK TO HIM?????????

And it’s not nice, no, omg, no! Just- please- talk with my kid he’s better at this than I am, ofmdghf, please Cor don’t say anything stupid, please just don’t, ahddsfs, I didn’t exit the house mentally prepared for interaction that wasn’t my child’s and me *screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-*

And there we have, awkward papa Cor stuttering and taken off guard, scratching behind his ear as is his Shyness Tic, answering, being awkward, and far too nervous.

The worst cases are when ladies start flirting with him, both because they make him twice the nervous and because he doesn’t even notice what they’re doing 

。゚(TヮT)゚。

And it always starts because Cor always slips the info out that he’s a single dad (BECAUSE HE WANTS IT THAT WAY, DAMMIT, NO, HE DOESN’T WANT A WEDDED, SHOO) so ladies are like “Omg then it’s fine to flirt with him aaaaaaah”.

What they don’t know and what they’re underestimating is Cor’s best ability to NOT NOTICE THE FLIRTING.

“He’s absolutely adorable. A treasure of a boy. You’re a lucky dad. :)”

“Uh…yeah…”

“Have we met before?”

“No.”

“Yes, I think we have. I think our kids are in the same class?”

“Hmm…no, sorry.”

。゚(TヮT)゚。 Cor please

“My, he’s cute!”

“Yeah…”

“And he’s also lucky. You’re a very lucky boy, Prompto, with such a handsome and good dad.”

“Oh. Thank you. I try my best.”

“I’m sure you do. Do you guys want an ice-cream? I pay.”

“No, thank you, we already had one.”

Cor, you’re not catching it. 

“What a nice boy you are, Prompto. 🙂 *at Cor* So, do you guys come to this playground often?”

“Not really.”

COR 

。゚(TヮT)゚。

“Single dad? Wow, that’s great. You’re so lucky, Prompto. You have an amazing, caring, wonderful dad that loves you dearly.”

“I know 

( ˙꒳​˙ )”

Lady’s staring at Cor expecting he catches the compliments, but Cor doesn’t.

“You’re a beautiful boy, Prompto! You certainly take after your dad.”

“Uhm, sorry, no, we don’t- don’t share genetics. You can see he’s blond and…”

I need a TV show of this hahahahahahahahahahahahah

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

THIS  BRILLIANT   SCENARIO. UNGH. YES. I NEED IT MORE THAN I NEED OXYGEN.

UUUUUNGH, thank you for sharing, dear anon, this is one of the best Papa!Cor stories AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Cor probably tries to have a healthy diet and good food since he adopted Prompto (instead of only microwave diners and cup noodles because its simple, and he didn’t die so why not?) but Prom ends up keeping his cute baby chubbiness, maybe also ends up chubby because he’s so cute & friendly people love giving him things when he’s smiling and saying hi, random old grandparent? he’s some candy sonny, ice cream man? that kid is too sweet not to give a cone, Noctis? extra bag of sweets for his bestie

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Aye, I see what you’re doing there, this is related to but not in the universe of that other ask, right? Ahahahaha, yay!  。゚(TヮT)゚。

Cor having microwaved dinners and Cup Noodles actually could work for canon, though, and it hadn’t crossed my head before? I mean, he’s so strong and stays so damn… *fans self* *cough* uhm, healthy even at 55, so I assume he must have a very good diet.

But the microwaved dinners and Cup Noodles? I mean, he didn’t bat an eye or mentioned a single thing or showed himself against the idea of noodles during Episode Gladio. He knew they were off for a couple days, knew Gladio was up for physical and spiritual challenges, and he didn’t bring other food…just Cup Noodles.

And it sort of feels like a possible thing! Cor, with no other family, a grown man with no time? Well, microwaved food is okay. He doesn’t die, he has something in the stomach, and it’s quick and simple. Not to mention that…he…he really isn’t the best cook on Eos. So microwaved food that is!

….until the day he adopts sweet little Prommy, of course.

I really love this concept, because this is another scenario that’s up for being hilarious, but is actually super pure and sweet if you look at it from that POV. Cor, that has spent years, maybe most of his life, eating microwaved food because it’s simple and quick and he hates cooking…changing that, for his baby.

Do you know how damn difficult change is? Humans aren’t used to change, it’s horrible. But Cor gives up something that goes beyond a habit and is actually an entire lifestyle, just for his son.

:’)

See, he may be inexpert and not the most playful or best of dads, but who is? He’s giving his best and he’s giving things up just for his son. AJOSPDJSDIPGDFHG, pls marry me Cor ;A; That angel of a dad, that pure thing, you, Cor </3

…and then the rest of Lucis chimes in to MAKE ALL HIS HARD WORK TO KEEP PROMPTO HEALTHY USELESS  。゚(TヮT)゚。

Cor gave up his eating lifestyle, dropped the microwaved food, heck, he maybe even started taking cooking lessons to be a proper cook for when Prommy left baby food, he informed himself about a healthy diet for a kid and even for himself because he has to set the example, and Prompto does eat healthy at home, he has the best damn balanced diet on Eos, the perfect balance between meat, veggies, cereals and etc., he exercises with dad, he would be the goddamn healthiest kid of ALL OF EOS….

…but he’s so adorable ohmygod please have this ice-cream for free and these popcorns and this bag full of candies aND OHMYGOD PROMPTO STOP BEING SO ADORABLE

Cor having put all that effort into giving Prommy a healthy lifestyle and diet, only to end up being crushed down by half Insomnia giving candies and sweets and other junk food to Prompto because he’s just so adorable and charming, hahahahaha 。゚(TヮT)゚。

Imagine this happens since he’s a baby, though, lmao

Baby Prompto in the supermarket cart, giggling and looking at this stranger while Cor’s distracted looking at the shelves to see which beans to buy, not seeing as this stranger, too moved by Prommy’s adorableness, gives him this GIANT lollipop. Cor’s so into his stuff and thoughts that even though he sees the lollipop later he just doesn’t process that he never bought that to his son.

And then again as a toddler, and again as a kid, and ohmygod this child is too adorable, here you have all the candy I have dammit.

And Prommy goes through life smiling at people and getting lollipops, cookies, candies, ice-cream and all and any kind of junk food in return. Worst of the case is that there’s NO ONE that can resist SUCH AN ADORABLE CREATURE, so it’s almost literally EVERYONE giving him candies aopsjdpsdjgsfg

Imagine king Regis, ahahah, he’s admdksfms, Prommy is staying with Noct in the Citadel and Regis goes “Do you give Prompto candies?”
“Not regularly”
“Good. Then today will do no harm.”

And it’s not a lie, Cor doesn’t give him candies. But that doesn’t mean Prompto doesn’t eat candies daily BECAUSE HE DOES, because the fact that Cor doesn’t give him candies doesn’t meant that OTHER PEOPLE DON’T, so now Prompto is eating candy EVERYWHERE and daily and nobody except him know about that fact, ahahaha。゚(TヮT)゚。

See, there’s a proper reason Prommy stays chubby despite Papa Cor giving him the best diet! It’s not on Cor, it’s not Cor being irresponsible and feeding him junk food…it’s Cor being irresponsible and letting every person of Insomnia give Prompto a candy 。゚(TヮT)゚。

IT’S NOT ON COR, EITHER, OKAY, IT’S ALL PROMPTO BEING A SMART ASS. He just…LIKES CANDY SO MUCH AND PEOPLE GIVE IT FOR FREE, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING HIM TO DO!? 

(」°ロ°)」

I mean, if I saw him I so would give him candy if I had, too! He’s TOO ADORABLE and charming, how can someone say no!? 

♡ ~(‘▽^人)

So inevitably, Prommy grows chubby despite Cor keeping him on a healthy diet.

Oh, Cor.

You tried.

 

Hahaha, lovely! Thank you lots for sharing this with me, anon, I’m loving this, so cute and funny asdjpsodjg 

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and Prompto’s just too precious and sweet for Cor to ask for the candy (he wouldn’t dare be mean and take it, and Prom probably would (though little sadly) give it to his dad) BUT ALSO PROMPTO’S ALWAYS BEING GIVEN IT, SO MANY SWEETS & TREATS THAT HE STARTS SHOVING SOME IN HIS POCKETS SO HE CAN SHARE WITH NOCTIS AND A COOKIE FOR IGGY BECAUSE HE KNOWS IGGY LIKES RAISIN COOKIES!! AND GLADIO LIKES THE GREEN SUCKERS RIGHT? AND DAD LIKES LICORICE! he shares with everyone like the sweetst happiest baby

moonraccoon-exe:

[From this story]

AH

AAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

THIS IS

TOO ADORABLE

Imagine Cor, though, finding out that he’s the weakest dad on Eos and history, because he knows his son is gifted endless candies all the times and that’s not healthy, so one day when Prommy’s opening a candy Cor gives him the Serious Dad look. He doesn’t mean to snatch the candy; that’s rude, and it teaches kids to either let others abuse from them or that it’s okay to snatch things from others, so he goes with dialogue, being firm.

“Prompto? You’ve eaten too many. Do hand it over, now.”

And Prompto…he’s…he’s a good boy…Prompto’s the kindest and sweetest little ray of sunshine and he just…he can’t say no to papa 😦

So he just gives this super sad look at the candy, but he loves papa more than he loves candy, so, head low and eyes sad, he just…offers the candy to Cor, no complaints.

…and Cor jUST CAN’T TAKE IT HNG, YOU KNOW WHAT PROMPTO YOU KEEP IT IT’S OKAY ONE MORE WILL DO NO HARM 😥

And that’s how Cor foundout that he was a terrible choice of a dad because he should be looking for his kid’s health above all else but Prompto’s puppy eyes ARE STRONGER THAN HIS ENTIRE WILL. 

AND PROMPTO SHARING HIS CANDY

ASOPDJDPOSFJ´SOKDF´SOJG´FSO

*INSERT GIF OF KERMIT DESPERATELY FLAILING AROUND*

YES.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

PROMPTO THAT SWEET ANGEL MADE OF SUNSHINE AND KINDNESS, OF COURSE HE’S GOING TO SHARE ALL THE CANDY THAT HE GETS BECAUSE THAT’S JUST A PROMPTO THING 

That’s how he befriends Gladio. If you want to win an Amicitia’s heart, you feed them, you feed them their favorites and you feed them all day (why do you think teen Gladio’s so stupidly in love with teen Iggy), so Gladio’s favorite part of the days that Prompto visits is when Prompto pulls out the green suckers BECAUSE PROMPTO ALWAYS HAS CANDIES AND HE ALWAYS HANDS THEM OVER WITHOUT COMPLAINT AND AW MAN YES BLESS THIS CHILD

And Iggy too, oadifjsdfg, kid Iggy is ECSTATIC ABOUT COOKIES, AIN’T NOTHING IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN DAMN COOKIES (wait for him to know Ebony for the first time), and Prommy’s ALWAYS carrying with cookies.

“How do you get your papa to buy you so many cookies, Prommy?”

“He doesn’t. The guard at the entrance gives them to me every day.”

Ahahaha, aaaw, yeeees!!! 

☆ ~(‘▽^人)

The best part about this is that Prompto’s not doing it to win anyone’s attention, he just naturally, wholeheartedly likes to share. He’s not thinking about praise or favors or making friends, he just wants to share because that’s him asidodijfd

Kid Prommy going around the Citadel gifting EVERYONE some candy. This lollipop is for King Regis. This one candy, that’s for Lord Clarus. The cookies for Iggy. The chocolate cookies for Noct. And the caramels; these for Gladio, these for Monica, and some others for this and him and her and all these others.

UGH.

THIS IS SO SWEET (ah, get it?)

It’s so impossibly adorable, goddammit. Kiddo Prommy getting sweets and cookies from everyone because he’s just so charming and cute, and baby Prom sharing it with everyone because he loves people ;A;

So cute!! 

Thanks for sharing! 😀

i think Prom would be the type to not ask for things? like, he doesn’t want to be bratty like some kids he sees who throw tantrums and demand things and make their parents mad, he doesn’t want to make this hard for Cor, but instead just longingly looks at things he wants before walking on, but Cor, he’s a sucker and loves his perfect son and always buys the item being Prom’s back and gives him it later (Noctis does it too)

moonraccoon-exe:

[Sent because of this]

Yesyesyeysyesyeysyes, YES!!!!!

Yes, exactly! YEEEEEEEES SOOOO HARD! 

Prommy looks exactly like the type of person and child, to not ask for things, perhaps too shy and very for sure with this guilt sort of complex where he feels like if he asks for too many things he’ll come off as “demanding”, “a brat”, or more frequently and mostly he’ll think he’s “making papa waste money” or “bothering him”, for absolutely no reason other than just his own train of thoughts; Cor has never given him reasons to think he could be a bother, it’s just Prommy building his own fake ideas the poor sweet anxious angel </3

It’s super cute, though, because Prommy, whether as child or teen or adult, can be super excited about something, but he’ll just stand there and longingly look at things. It’s cute in a slightly sad way, to think of him with the heart in full blossom and so excited and omg he SOOOOO wants that, but he’s too shy/scared to ask asdjpsodfjpogjd

All I imagine is toddler Prommy standing in front of this display window staring at some toy like it’s the love of his life, but when Cor asks him what he’s looking at, he’ll immediately stop staring because “A-ah! It’s nothing, papa”, but Cor notices and anyway gets the thing for him.

How do you think teen Prommy got his first professional camera? Cor knows his son and he wants him to be happeh 

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Cor first got from a little disposable camera because Prom was always borrowing his phone to take pictures (lord knows he couldn’t figure out the camera on that thing) and Prom was so! happy! like the ‘we’re going to the chocobo farm today’ level of happy, and he took so many pictures, Cor could see how happy he was and tacking them all over his wall! his next birthday Cor got him a real camera a few years later, for Prom’s 13th he got a professional camera Cor saw him staring at the shop window

moonraccoon-exe:

[From this other ask]

*UNCONTROLLABLY SHAKING*

Y    E   e    E   S

Prommy being the most excited little boy for cameras and photos, HOW CUTE IS THAT DAMMIT!? Boy knows since he’s tiny what his passion is, and the angels blessed him with one damn incredible dad that notices and supports it so much and so dear :’)

“Prom was ‘we’re going ot the chocobo farm today’ level of happy” OKAY HOW PURE IS THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I LIKE BEST OUT OF THIS BUT HNGFDNGNFNDNF I AM SO HAPPY AND THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY, BLESS HAPPY PROMPTO.

Cor tacking all the photos Prommy takes to the wall. Imagine, though. Imagine. 

Imagine when Cor realizes that half the photos are of himself. Maybe blurry or cut and whatever you want, but it’s him. And for context I’ll tell you something I learned in photography class once: we tend to photograph things we fear to lose and, hence, things we love. ;w; 

♡   My feelings are so happy they are injured.

IMAGINE HOW HAPPY PROMPTO WAS WHEN COR GIFTED HIM THAT FIRST PROFESSIONAL CAMERA THOUGH. BOY WAS COMBUSTING AND EXPLODING ALL AT ONCE. If he was ecstatic for his first disposable camera, imagine him now that he’s both much deeper into photography than he was back then, and getting a professional one!

UUUUUUUUGH, BLESS THIS SO MUCH, THIS STORY MAKES ME SO HAPPY. PROMPTO DESERVES ALL THIS JOY, THANK YOU.  ;A; ♡

Cor once put orange juice in his coffee maker instead of water to get vitamin C & caffeine in one go and has learned the hard way that you can’t cook anything (raw egg on piece of bread, easy and quick! then forgetting the bread) in a toaster. but then he adopted Prommy, and he’s a wonderful baby and after all he went through to save & steal Prom he figured he shouldn’t accidentally kill him with food poisoning and took every advanced cooking class in eos

moonraccoon-exe:

OKAY FIRST OF ALL

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU GAVE COR’S ACTIONS A PURPOSE XD

Like it’s not just the “Cor can’t cook and confused things”, Cor’s actually putting the orange juice in the coffee maker for a reason THAT I WOULD ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE FROM HIM AHAHAHAHHAHAHA ahas

HHAahahahahahahahhaahahahah!!! IT’S BRILLIANT!

Cor “I don’t have time for this shit” Leonis, watching orange juice, then coffee, hating that he has to drink both because 1. coffee to certain measures is healthy and he needs it to function, and 2. orange juice is needed because vitamin C and he has to stay healthy and blah blah blah, but he doesn’t have the time (it’s actually the patience, but he blames time for it) to drink both in the same breakfast.

That, OR he just grew tired from routine.

So if you mix orange juice and coffee in one it’s the same thing, right? “I mean it all gets mixed in the stomach, so what is the difference about mixing it all before it reaches the stomach right.  How bad can this be”

That was the story of the day Cor gave himself a sick stomach.

has learned the hard way that you can’t cook anything (raw egg on piece of bread, easy and quick! then forgetting the bread) in a toaster.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA THIS!! 

COR YOU WERE TRYING TO COOK THE EGG ON A BREAD, HOW DID YOU FORGET THE BREAD!?!?! 

。゚(TヮT)゚。

I love love love love LOVE L O V E that Cor attends cooking classes SPECIFICALLY for Prommy. Cor wasn’t only single dad, baby also arrived unexpectedly, so he was taken entirely off guard about all this. He wasn’t given time to get physically or mentally prepared in any way for a son, so I imagine he must have tried his absolute best and more when he got Prommy. Cor fears to mess up, and tries extra hard on being a good dad, so he goes distances just to achieve that.

An example, cooking lessons 

I imagine Cor feeding baby Prom, then lost in his train of thoughts he realizes that Prommy’s not going to eat baby food forever and that one day Cor needs to cook for him. And then he remembers about the one time he poisoned himself with orange juice and coffee and when the toaster almost set itself on fire because he put an egg in it, and he realizes it.

“Clarus. I’m a mess in the kitchen.”

“Astrals BLESS, how LONG did it take you to notice!?”

So Cor thinks about it and realizes that he’s an IDIOT of a cook, and that cannot be! He has a son who will eventually grow up and leave baby food, and who will need proper, real food! And what if Cor is not prepared for that? What if he has poor Prommy starving to death? Worse, what if Cor tries cooking for him and poisons him by accident because he’s still lost in the kitchen!?!?!

HE AIN’T GONNA ALLOW THAT. He has to be  a proper cook! And for that he has- he has 

HE HAS TO TAKE COOKING CLASSES!

Sweet adorable papa Cor, you’re incredible please marry me. 

Cor, dead-face Cor, cold eyed, serious, quiet, tough and tall, imposing, scary Cor Leonis, wearing an apron that’s too small on him, in a pastel-colored kitchen, learning to cook. (how many of the women attending the class do you think tried to flirt with him because omg that’s one handsome gentleman that’s learning to cook I need to marry him he’s Husband Material. Move aside ladies, Cor’s not interested and loves the life of a single dad thank you).

I love that you say that Cor’s taking “all the advanced cooking classes on Eos” because Cor literally just needed to learn how to properly cook, just, you know, for the daily life. INSTEAD, Cor turns into the next ABSOLUTE CHEF MASTER because HE JUST DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP.

Wanna join Crownsguard? Hey why not become THE MARSHAL. 

Wanna learn how to cook? Hey why not become THE MASTER CHEF LORD.

Cor’s coming and going through all of cooking lessons in Insomnia because I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK FOR MY SON, HE NEEDS TO BE HEALTHY I WANT HIM TO BE HEALTHY AND I WANT TO BE A GOOD COOK FOR HIM DAMMIT.

Cor can manage the BEST damn meals of all Eos, Prommy’s friends ADORE going to his house because of Cor’s cooking, BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH 

“Uhm. Yes it is? Cor you just wanted to cook properly. And look at yourself; you cook properly, and fantastic enough. You don’t only make proper meals, you also make delicious meals. It’s more than you wanted.”

“BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH CLARUS, IT’S NOT ENOUGH (」°ロ°)」“

There is a reason Cor is so exhausted by age 45 dammit, MAN DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP.

Papa Cor? Yes. Papa Cor taking cooking classes specifically for Prommy? YES 10000 TIMES.

The reason 45 y.o. Cor is such a good cook even when 20′s Cor was a mess is “he wanted to cook good food for baby Prompto so he took classes” is APPROVED AND IT MELTS MY HEART AND TEARS IT INTO HAPPY P IECES, THANK YOU.