But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt
I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt… Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.
They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.
Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️
Wade
never fails to make you laugh. His jokes range anywhere from chuckle-worthy to
rolling on the floor, dying of laughter.
Sometimes
you catch him talking to seemingly no one, or a wall. It’s almost like he’s
talking to an audience.
You’ve
managed to convince him that chimichangas aren’t an every-night food. They’re a
sometimes food.
On
occasion, you can even coax him out of his mask, even though he insists he
looks like a rotten avocado.
He
seems to have a weird grudge against Green Lantern for some reason.
Wade
is a master of weapons. He taught you how to fight, not like you needed much
help anyways.
Surprisingly,
he’s actually really good with kids and even offers to help you babysit from
time to time.
Wade
has a real potty-mouth. You tried to enforce a swear-jar once, but gave up
after about a week and over $200 donated to charity.
You
had to talk Wade out of cutting off his toes ‘for science’ to see if they’d
grow back.
Wade made a comment that surprised you once. It
was something along the lines of ‘You know, the internet ships us, but not as
much as they ship me and Peter Parker. Sorry babe.’
Deadpool movie advertising is best movie advertising 😆
This is even better than the tiny billboards they had for the Antman movie.
lets be real; deadpool’s marketing “team” is just ryan reynolds sitting in his deadpool onesie in his home office at 2am designing posters for the movie.
Thor: God of the Lesbians
T’Challa: King of the Lesbians
Deadpool: Nuisance of the Lesbians or Mercenary of the Lesbians?
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Wade Wilson x reader
Warnings: smut (bisexual orgy, mmmf, oral anal and vaginal sex)
Synopsis: Clint told me that Wade told him that he, had an orgy with you Steve and Bucky. This is what he said. Could you please confirm or deny?
A/N: Once upon a time I got this ask. People joked about writing it and I kinda wanted to, but I couldn’t think of a way that didn’t just make it totally OOC for Steve and Bucky (and we all know how anal I am about that). Anyways… the idea kept being brought up with Rhodey and then one day we were like ‘oh my god what if it was like this…’ So this happened. And trust me guys, I think this is probably the most canon accurate fic I’ve ever written. So as it’s @thelookingglassalice‘s birthday today here you go.
A Tale of Three Soldiers
“Look I know what you’re thinking. There is no way straight-laced Captain Tight Pants would be seen dead with someone like me. And first of all, how dare you? Have you seen this ass? I worked really hard on making it look this good in a red leather onesie. Second of all, yeah, okay, Steve Rogers is a little anal.
“A little into anal too, if you know what I mean.
“The thing is, it wasn’t even his idea. It wasn’t my idea either, though I was definitely much more enthusiastic about it. Have you seen Steve Rogers? How that guy came out of the super soldier program looking like he was chiseled out of marble by an extra gay Greek sculptor and I came out looking like that same Greek sculptor’s left nutsack I’ll never know.
Toad's Cave 