Gruff daddy Logan who is secretly a softie! Cuts stray fibers with his claws. Opens snacks with his teeth and methodically twirls an adamantium tip in a juice box hole because if he just jams it in there it’s going to explode.
He knows. He’s learned
Wade showing up at Xavier’s with, like, six kids street kids because ‘he found one’ and then ‘they made friends’ and ‘it’s wrong to separate them’
Kurt seeing himself in a devout child who curls up in the pews on a cold, lonely night. Or worse, sees them nabbing a few coins/bills from the collection plate and decides to give them something to eat instead of scaring them off or lecturing them.
He grew up around circus kids. He can take care of them! It’s like second nature!
Steve has unofficially adopted AT LEAST TEN KIDS before he went under the ice. These little scamps somehow always found a way into his shows and were the proudest fans he had (often times walking a long way). He remembers being a scrawny kid from Brooklyn that had to put newspapers in his shoes on cold days and just can’t turn his back on them!
That’s not the way Captain America does things!
He gets people to find their closest living relative (if any) and sets up savings bonds for them. Always carries snacks because someone’s going to need one. Peggy helps him carry around random bundles of clothes to give away.
When he wakes up from the ice and finally gets Buck back? These guys are supportive parent dream team #1! Bucky’s the frank one that tells the truth about the world. Steve attempts to sugarcoat it while indicating Bucky’s right and yes, the world sucks sometimes. Bucky shows the kids that you can’t judge someone for how they look (he looks ‘bad’ but is no longer ‘bad’) and shouldn’t assume that what you hear is right because you don’t know the whole story.
Steve is very encouraging. “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s how he fights.”
Stark doesn’t stop at one kid. He has the money to save so many. He doesn’t want kids to feel the emptiness he felt when his parents died. He doesn’t want to see society kill the light in their eyes.
Their hopes. Their dreams.
Stark tends to get attached to the underdogs. The kids who aren’t afraid to tell him to fuck off or outrun him. These kids have ingenuity and fight.
Smarts.
They’ll make it and he wants to help them. He knows they’re putting on a face and he’s ready to be there when they break down.
Soon it becomes a thing, and Stark Tower is like a revolving door for kids.
Especially with the Avengers.
Thor brings little Asgardians down to play and learn about Earth culture. Sometimes Sif or The Warriors Three will join him to tell stories and prove that they are, in fact, real.
Bruce Banner shows up on day, bashful, and says ‘This is Paoloma’. It’s some scrawny, rubble-dusty little girl he found halfway across the world when someone tried to jump him and he Hulked out. She toddled out, not knowing any better, and calmed him down. Hulk got attached to the tiny thing and, well, here he is…
And Clint? Clint’s the worst!
He wants to give all the children a home. When he and Nat go on missions and there’s a kid involved, they usually put them to sleep and drop them off at a relative’s house but more than once Barton has almost bailed and kept the kid with him.
Only Nat and Fury know.
Fury is just aggravated because now it’s like dealing with fifteen Tonys when he visits and some little girl with braids and a bean-filled Mjolnir just tried to hit him in the dick.
sometimes a family is a pansexual regenerating assassin with psychosis and stage 4 cancer, his stripper gf, his metal superhero bf, his other bf who is from the future with a technorganic virus and a fanny pack, their pyromaniac son, their punk lesbian daughter, her gf, the cool aunt with awesome luck powers, a blind old woman who probably does cocaine, an aspiring contract killer who is also a cab driver, and also weasel is inexplicably there
– Despite most things being a joke to him, he’d be surprisingly mature about it.
– He’d still throw good natured jokes at you though.
– “Uh oh, someone’s l wearing granny panties. I’m guessing your vagina looks like an AppleBees Shirley temple?”
– He’d sit with you on the couch with his arm around you while you both watch a movie.
– If your period causes cramps he would give you a gentle massage wherever it hurt.
– “Believe it or not but the lotion I’m using today is completely organic. Organic meaning it came from my body. Go green.”
– Laughter is the best medicine.
– He’s still Wade and still trying anything possible to make you laugh even when you feel crappy.
– He’d go out and buy tampons/pads for you since he’s not ashamed. Why would he be?
– If anyone tries to attack his masculinity just because he’s buying feminine products for you, he’d just laugh and pull out his switch blade with a straight face.
– “Your face is gonna need a tampon when I’m done with you. Back up.”
– He’d definitely bring up the topic of sex while you’re on your period.
– But at least you know he loves you enough to still have sex with you on your period! Not everyone would.
– But Wade would. That’s all that matters.
Colossus/Piotr Rasputin
– He only finds out after you tell him.
– He’s a little dense.
– When you politely refused to go swimming with him, he thought you had an X-Men mission that day.
– When you asked him to heat up a water bottle for you, he thought you liked drinking warm water.
– He didn’t get the appeal of drinking warm water but he tried it after you asked him for some. He wasn’t that big of a fan.
– It wasn’t until you asked him to massage your lower back because of the cramps that he inquired as to why you were aching.
– “What is wrong, дорогая (darling)? Did you get hurt on a mission?”
– You tell him what’s happening and he feels a little dumb for not realizing.
– “I knew you didn’t drink warm water but I didn’t realize why you wanted it. This makes sense now!”
– Now that he knew you were on your period, he became adamant on you letting him help with anything.
– He made sure to keep track of when you needed to take you pain medication.
– “It has been 6 hours, here, eat this protein bar first.”
– He gives gentle forehead kisses as reassurances that he’s still with you when you nap.
– Piotr is all around very supportive and gentle about it all. He makes sure you don’t strain yourself whatsoever.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead/Ellie Phimister
– She knows you started because of your shared cycle.
– It’s just a really sweet exchange of care between you both because she gets it.
– “I’m going to the store, do you need anything?” Even if you say no she brings you back a snack or a soft throw blanket.
– Lots of cuddles and hand holding as reassurance that you’re both there for one another.
– Neither of you mind sitting in silence since she’s a generally quiet girl. The radiating love you receive from her is more than enough.
– She won’t let Douchepool anyone bother you while you’re resting together.
– Ellie would definitely play with your hair as a distraction from any pain or discomfort.
– She would give you one headphone while she had the other so you could both listen to her music as a relaxation technique.
– There would be a lot of watching the other X-men train while exchanging witty remarks to each other.
– “Do you think when the drains get stopped up it’s because of a certain someone’s blue fur?”
– All in all, Ellie is very understanding and gentle with you.
Domino/Neena Thurman
– She was out at the store restocking on things and bought tampons/pads as part of the grocery list.
– Lucky you! Turns out you started right when she got back home.
– If you cried from pain? Guess who’s hands are ‘rubbing luck off’ on you to get rid of the pain.
– Might not work but at least it made you smile.
– You’re honestly blessed to have her because the second you need ANYTHING she just so happens to have it ready.
– Neena seems like a firm believer in the ‘activity makes the pain dull’ so you can bet your bottom dollar that there’s music playing for you both to dance to at all times.
– She’d make a sweet picnic lunch for the both of you so you can just go outside to get your mind off of everything for a while and breathe some air.
– She’s not shy to keep the love going in your shared bedroom.
– “I love all of you. All day. Every day of the month.”
– She’s very gentle with you since she knows some spots on your body could be tender.
– Domino is just a very loving s/o and YOU’RE the lucky one to have her.
– She’s sure to tell you that every chance she gets.
– “How did I get so lucky?” She knows it’s cheesy but it still gets the same smile from you every time.
Cable/Nathan Summers
– Having been with women before, he’s no stranger to all the side effects of having a uterus.
– When you tell him that you’d rather take a hot bath than to your usual date night activity, he immediately catches on.
– “Do I need to go buy you anything?” He tries to leave it open so you can confirm what he was suspecting.
– When you do confirm it he goes into comforting boyfriend mode.
– The blankets are extra fluffy and the food is extra warm; mirroring his hugs.
– You would be sitting on your couch in comfortable silence together when all of a sudden you’re pulled to his chest. He won’t look at you, trying to maintain his macho aura.
– “What? You were going to get a crick in your neck if you stayed where you were. I don’t want to hear you complain about that and cramps.”
– He probably wouldn’t give you any massages but he’d be gentler with the way he touches you.
– Gentle kisses all over your face if you wake up in discomfort.
– He’d be pretty good at distracting you from any pain but he’d prefer if you just took pain medication in case he doesn’t succeed.
– He always does though.
– He’s much more patient than if you weren’t on your period since you might be a little slower than normal.
– You better believe he WILL REFUSE to allow you to sleep with a heating pad of any sort. He doesn’t like any risk of fire.
– BUT you know his hand is gonna rest on your belly where you need the warmth and it won’t move all night. Neither will you because he’s got you in his arms.
– He’ll spoon you from behind and rest his cheek against yours as he holds you.
– He loves you a lot and his actions during your period prove it.
Deadpool Musical – Beauty and the Beast “Gaston” Parody
Who knew the “Merc with a Mouth” could sing? Check out this fan-made musical mashup of “Deadpool” and “Beauty & the Beast” featuring Wade’s own NSFW version of the classic song “Gaston” from the original musical.
Wade and the other girls from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants plan a trip to Cabot Cove.
Actually, I made a call. It was to the costumer. His name is Laird, he usually helps me put the suit on. I don’t know how the other guys do it so quickly. You probably wouldn’t be dead if it was Logan. What does he gotta change into? The guy wears a f*cking tank top and a pair of jeans. – Deadpool 2 (2018) Teaser Trailer
what if Wade got bored and went to go bother Spidey (I friendship Spideypool with Tom Hollands Spidey, imagine Wade just following him around messing everything up while chatting, killing people by accident and telling Peter sorry) at the Avengers tower and sees Sam, probably fangirls over seeing the Falcon then realizes Sam WILSON and decides they are now related somehow and creates some wacky family tree that makes zero possible sense
(But I can totally see Wade with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man being a highly dysfunctional hilarious couple)
Toad's Cave 