S/O Tells Men they’re not good in bed cause they’re mad.
I just thought of this and was like. Yes
TrevorBelmont
You were arguing about nothing important and started throwing personal jabs
So you just said it
And he stood there for a second, nodding slowly
“Okay. So the truth comes out. First off, I never claimed to be”
He rambles together some bullshit and you begin to feel bad about your remark when he goes into self doubt
You hug the fluffy drunk and apologize
“… wait so I’m not bad in the sheets right? I’m just making sure…”
Alucard
He knew it was out of anger, why say that Mid argument ?
So he smiled
“So your plan is to blatantly lie to my face?”
He laughs, kind of pissing you off
“As I recall, you’re usually the one lusting after me. If I’m really that bad why do you kee coming back?”
You had no retort for that. He sighed shrugging and walking off
“Oh well, I suppose I’ll have to go find another lover and get a second opinion-“
Joke or not, Another argument begins
Issac
He respond quickly with a scoff
“Always worried about trivial things like mating. Quite typical of humans that only think of hedonism.”
He scolds you harshly for thinking that this sufficed as an arguement
You actually kind of feel bad
When he’s done and you apologize… he smirks
“It’s alright. I know you didn’t mean it. Considering everything I’ve made you scream countless nights, I knew it was a lie.”
Hector
“N-No!” He said, blushing deeply “I’m not! I’m….. average!?”
Now he’s doubting himself cause he doesn’t even know
He’s trying to think of something that would prove his case
Now he thinks you’re right and he sighs
“I… didn’t realize I was that bad at this.”
He takes it kind of hard you decide to tell him you didn’t mean it and you were just made
He’s relieved as fuck
for a second there we was afraid you were gonna leave him for someone a little better
Vlad Dracula Tepes
“Mhm sure.” He was so unconvinced by your outburst
You tried to stand your ground but he wasn’t having it
“Dear, tell me, what’s my name?”
“… Vlad?”
“Hmm funny, it doesn’t have the same ring to it as it did when you were screaming it last night.”
Doesn’t buy your shit for one second
GodBrand
He believes you but doesn’t give a damn
“Well, you’re not exactly a sex goddess yourself, so when you get two people in a bed who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing you’re only gonna have about average sex!”
You both continued this back and forth insulting one another sexual prowess
After a couple minutes of that he just pushes over the nearest furniture
Some how that arguement got him frustratingly turned on
“You. Me. Let’s find a bed or a mostly empty hallway, now!”
– Him being a bit surprised when he realise he is spending a lot of time thinking on you, a simply human, only to admit to himself his feelings for you, but telling you not a word
– Him moving his castle near to your village to keep an eye on you, to eventually invite you to his place
– Him having a attitude cold and distant, even a little cocky, around you, because is his way to keep you attention on him.
– Him trying to impress you with his castle, his science objects and even his powers, showing you how many marvellous things he can give to you
– Him supporting you no matter what are you trying to do or to be, teaching you if necessary, and being secretly proud of your advances and progress.
– Him keeping any other person with a romantic interest on you as far as he can from you, because you are his and his only. If that include give that person a piece of his mind, he will do it; if that include mutilate or kill… well, he is up for this too.
– Him finally telling you about his feelings when he can’t hide them more, but explaining it as a marvellous oportunity for you to join his world and to enjoy the incredible things he owns
Vlad being moody is very terrifying- he’ll be prone to snapping and breaking things
But when you pull him aside and give him a kiss he’ll sigh, and look into your eyes
“I suppose you’re right, Y/N.” It sounds defeated but he’s always so thankful that you’re there and in his life, always around to put him back into a good mood. ❤
You are after all, the reason he remains sane in this awful world that constantly fills him with disgust.
Trevor
He doesn’t talk when moody, or only ever says mean or sarcastic compliments
Or gets drunk!
So when you pull him aside he’ll be annoyed you’re pulling him out of the bar “What now, Y/N? I’m not drunk I’m telling you the truth! I was about to win that bar fight-”
When you kiss him you look at him straight in the eyes, “You’re being grouchy.”
He kisses you back quickly, and then again and again, “Message received, love. My apologies if I’ve seemed…unsavoury.” You smile, and he returns the gesture.
There’s a brief silence before he asks, “now, can I go back to the bar?”
“No.”
“What if I took you with me?”
You start dragging him home, “Still a hard no, Trevor.” you can’t help but let your smile lilt your voice.
Alucard
Moody Alucard is mostly just deathly quiet. </3
When you tug on his sleeve to get his attention he’ll look at you disdainfully at first before softening his gaze. He never wants to be unpleasant around you, even if he has to push forward a facade.
You lean up and unexpectedly give him a kiss. A brief one, not demanding any reciprocation and not making it carnal. It’s just a simple gesture of healing, of care. ❤
He immediately melts and his lips quirk up into a slight smile.
“Does that…help you feel better?” you ask.
“I am undeserving of your love and affection,” he’ll reply, petting your cheek, “I am still eternally grateful for it however.”
Oh lordy this was fun, as much as I love a wholesome moment… >:) (I hope this is what you were wanting!)
Dracula:
When he found out someone actually tried to help Lisa, he couldn’t believe it. He had a full on meltdown, someone, an actual person within the church. Tried to help an innocent woman…does…the world still have some good?
One of the few things he will ask them is what they did to her, because he wants to the same back tenfold. He doesn’t care how gory or horrid it is, anyone that messes with his family should have known he doesn’t play around.
He would stop at nothing to find this person. He wanted- no, needed to talk to them. He couldn’t care less whether or not they knew or feared vampires, he needs to know what Lisa’s last moments were like.
Poor guy was already crying his eyes out when no one was there, imagine meeting the last person that showed kindness to a condemned woman. How could he possibly not become emotional meeting them?
When they meet face-to-face, he can’t help but ask them about Lisa. He needs to know what she said, he needs to know how much she went through, he needs to know who is truly to blame…
He already blames himself her death, but knowing there was someone there for her eases the pain slightly. It’s unexplainable how it makes him feel, but it is something that helps him get through it.
Despite his gratitude towards them, he’s still upset that they didn’t save Lisa. He may throw a small hissy fit, but he’s honestly, can you blame him? The man lost the love of his life in the most horrible way possible.
He won’t hurt them though, hell, he may even offer them protection during his purging of humans. It’s not really out of gratefulness though, it’s more on the ‘doing this favour because you did me a favour’ type thing.
When he finds out Alucard has taken an interest in them, he’s…approving, but weary. He takes the time to tell his son what he thinks, but he also tells him that he needs to protect them, he doesn’t wish them same fate upon anyone.
Sometimes he’d wonder if they did actually help Lisa. Yeah, what they said sounded like her, but at the end of the day, she’s dead… All he wants is his Lisa… and now, he’ll never see her again.
Alucard:
Like his father, he demands to meet this person. Unlike this father though, he wishes to thank this person rather than question them. He doesn’t need to know what they did or why they did it, he’s just glad some good remains.
When he meets them, he seems cold. At this point he has yet to come to grips with what actually happened, but if someone is there and understands what he’s going through, he’d be eternally grateful.
He also may cry a tad. Unlike his father though, he doesn’t really mind showing how he feels to them. What he didn’t expect though, was actually being comforted by someone… it… really helped him… thank you.
After knowing the person for a bit, he may ask about his mother during her final moments. He gets that it’s an odd thing to ask, but he wants to know if any more could have been done to save her.
Once he’s done the whole sleeping in an underground protected coffin mourning thing, he’ll try to find this person again. He has so many questions and queries, now that he’s had some time.
When he finds out they’re with his father in the castle, his reasons for going only increases. He knows what his father is doing and he doesn’t want y/n to be caught in the middle of it.
After meeting them once more, he treats them like an old friend. It takes time for him to bring the situation up once more, but when he does he takes in every detail of both the story and y/n.
This is the make or break part for him and y/n to become a thing. If all goes to plan, Alucard will ask them out, if and when they say yes, he in a way uses his mother’s fate as a reason to protect y/n.
When his father finds out, Alucard is ready to throw hand. He couldn’t care less whether or not his father approves of the relationship. They cared for his mother in her final moments, he is forever in their debt.
All he wants, all his little dhampir heart desires is someone to talk to. Not a friend to joke around with, but someone who’s willing to listen to his fears, emotions, his thoughts. Y/n may be the only person he can truly talk to about such taboo topics.