alphonse elric is gay cuz only homos know how to dress that good but edward elric is gay too cuz only homos know how to dress that bad. theres two types of gays. winry is in the “dresses well” section because she’s a legend with whatever she wears no matter what.
where does this leave ling
he can go one or two ways, because the titties out thing is pretty iconic but he wears poofy asshole pants and i cant forgive him for that. the sword is a nice touch though.
Toad's Cave 