unlimitedtrashworks:

becausetheintrovert:

thelifeofatubaplayer:

thelastmellophone:

espurr-roba:

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

These made me feel better

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

Imagine the first time warren goes down on his s/o (their first date tbfh) and they’re just so surprised, because the only time guys had even gone down on them was if they asked repeatedly and then the guys would just treat like a huge chores and just be really shitty about it in general. But there’s this boy with his blond curls, hands on their thighs, pushing up the skirt that jean had convinced them to wear (cont.

emmcfrxst:

And he is just so into it, moaning against them, one arm wrapped around a thigh, his other hand sliding down to palm himself through his jeans. His s/o probably cums multiple times before he finally comes back up and then he’s kissing them and talking about how gorgeous and sexy they are and he’s rambling while just grinding against their thigh or something and they’re just kinda laying there, in shock (cont
After the date they confess to warren that that’s the first time they’ve ever had someone enjoy going down on them, and warren get this cocky grin and tells them that he’ll enjoy it anytime they want to, they start wearing skirts a lot more after that. ~MP anon

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BABE U KILLED ME

Dating Liam Dunbar would include..

icedcolddjh:

• Always making him blush
• Getting teased by the pack
• Lots of forehead and cheek kisses
• Being his anchor
• Liam doing anything and everything to make sure you’re safe
• Get caught in some pretty awkward situations which follows with the pack saying to use protection
• Study dates
• He’s jealous of how close you are to the rest of the pack (especially stiles)
• Liam being nervous to say I love you
• Saving you a lot

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Being Stiles Stilinski’s twin sister and dating Isaac would include..

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  • The relationship was first a secret.
  • When Stiles found out though….ooh he wasn’t happy.
  • “I’m gonna fight him.”
  • “Stiles he is a werewolf…you think you can beat up a werewolf? Also he ismy boyfriend so please refrain from going WWE smackdown on him.”
  • He says hes cool with the relationship, but he still kind of want’s to punch Lahey every time he sees you two kiss.
  • You and Isaac would sneak little kisses when you passed each other in the hallway in school.
  • He will shyly hold your hand when he is nervous.
  • Always has his arm around your waist or shoulders when you two sit next to each other.
  • Loves it when you touch his hair.
  • Stiles sits between you and Isaac during pack meetings ‘accidentally’.
  • When Scott and Stiles see you and Isaac giggling by your lockers Stiles asks Scott to use his werewolf hearing so he can eavesdrop.
  • Scott doesn’t do it.
  • Isaac spends a lot of time at your house.
  • Stiles tells you to keep your bedroom door open when Isaac is there.
  • “No funny business.”
  • “Go away Stiles!”
  • Isaac sneaks into your house at night when he has a nightmare.
  • Lot’s of cuddles.
  • Cuddles in your bed.
  • Cuddles in the living room couch.
  • Cuddles in the car.
  • Cuddles in front of grossed out Stiles.
  • Basically all the damn time.
  • “I think i die a little in the inside every time you two act all cute.”
  • “Aww, Stiles you think we are a cute couple.”
  • Isaac will hug, kiss, cuddle….basically touch you purposely sometimes when Stiles is around just to annoy him.
  • Stiles would never admit it, but he thinks you and Isaac are good for each other.
  • He would rather have you date Isaac than Liam.
  • Isaac protects you from any harm when danger is coming.
  • Isaac being a shy little puppy when he meets your dad for dinner.
  • Stiles just sits at the table enjoying the view of Isaac nervously answering Mr Stilinski’s questions.
  • Although Isaac is a shy little bean he can go from cute to a flirty hot jerk in 0.2 seconds.
  • “You want to just watch movies and cuddle in pj’s…or do you wanna take the pj’s off and do something else.” *wink wink nudge nudge*
  • “DON’T TOUCH MY SISTER LAHEY THAT’S GROSS!”


this is all I could think of. I hope its good

Wisdom Teeth

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Harrison Osterfield ~ Tom Holland Fan Club

Prompt:
Your two best friends pick you up from getting your wisdom teeth pulled.

Requested by: No one

Written By: Head Honcho – Zoe

Reader: Female

Warning: You on pretty hyped up on some kind of drugs

A/N: All good in da hood

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Oral Surgeon’s Office

“Oh my god!” You gasp as the nurse rolls you out into the almost empty waiting room. “Harrison!” You exclaim, making grabby hands at your best friend.

“(Y/N)!!!” He matches your enthusiasm as he walks over to you and the nurse. “How are you?” He questions, squatting down to your level.

“Phenomenal!” You shout while smacking your hands on either side of his face, making his cheeks squish. “How ‘bout you?”

“Good but not as happy as you, I think.” He chuckles, you smile at him. “How’d it go?” He grabs your hands in his as he stands back up.

“She was wonderful.” The nurse smiles at the young man. “Everything went smoothly.” She informs, Haz smiles. “But–” His smile drops. “don’t worry, hun’, it isn’t that bad.” She chuckles at his reaction, he blushes slightly. “she might be in a bit more pain than normal patients, so we have to up the medication.” She tells, having him a prescription slip.

“Alright.” He nods.

“Like I said, everything else went smoothly.” The nurse smiles again. “Just make sure she keeps hydrated and doesn’t break the stitches. Change the gauze every hour or so.” She also hands him a bag of said items. “Other than that, she’s good to go!”

“Great!”

Parking Lot

“Oh my god!” You gasp for the second time in the last ten minutes. “It’s Spiderman!” You shout, seeing Tom leaning against his car with his eyes glued to his phone. But when he hears you, his head shoots up.

“Oh my god, it’s Jason Bourne!” He mocks, your jaw drops.

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