Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is fantastic
Tag: fav
tom holland dispelling some serious rumors
Hagrid going back to Hogwarts after the war, and Harry taking him to Diagon Alley to return the favor 🙂
MY HWART
I like to think that Hermione did a series of tests before deciding that Lupin was a werewolf. I also like to think that these tests involved squeaky toys, tennis balls, and dog bones.
Yes, but imagine Mcgonagall doing the same with Sirius Black?
AAAAAND IM DEAD. Yes. This.
McG: I’m pretty sure Black, Potter and Pettigrew are illegal animagi. One way to find out….*approaches the boys in the corridor* Mr. Black?
Sirius: yeah?
McG: *takes out a tennis ball*
Sirius: O_O
James: Sirius…no…be strong…
Mcg: *throws ball*
James: No! Sirius, sit! Stay!
Mcg: fetch.
Sirius: gahhh! Sorry James I have to! *runs*
James: DAMN IT SIRIUS! BAD! HEEL!
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
Bloodshot eyes too much smoke
The world is spinning and I am broke
Fix me
I’ll find a way to look at you today
But I wish, but I wish that I could look away
Addy’s dancin to a good song
Peter Maximoff – Quicksilver
I’d do more then play with the popcorn with you Evan
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVEEEERR👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼❤️😍
SCREms
It’s not the popcorn I’d be playing with ..
HIS EYEBROW WIGGLE OH MY GOSH
FUCK I LOVE HIM
WHY AM I BLUSHING OH MY GOD
WHAT A FUCKING BABE
My favourite highschool thing ever was in our english lit class reading of Hamlet and we all had to play different characters and partway through everybody started reading it like a porno with breathy moaning voices and the dude playing the queen spoke in a drunken alabama accent and the teacher told us we were awful and that shakespeare would have wanted it that way
Shakespeare would be so fucking proud.
You know, my mom once knew a guy who could do that. –Peter Maximoff