Imagine opening your presents on Christmas morning and one of them contains a miniature version of your favorite character, who hugs your finger as soon as you open the box.
(Cause honestly he’s the biggest sub ever sorry not sorry)
Requested: loved ur sub!kylo stuff! could you do a sub!peter parker too omg? 😍😍😍😍
•PETER BENJAMIN PARKER IS THE BIGGEST SUB EVER
•he was probably too shy to take control
•so you decided to do it and god did peter love it
•you’ll take his web shooters and basically stick his hands to the headboard with the webs
•he loves it when you whisper in his ear all the dirty things you’re going to do to him
•his hips. always. bucking.
•honestly probably cause you tease him so much he at the point where he needs it
• there’s some jealous sex (especially with all his Spiderman fan girls)
•you always tell him when he is being good, cause jesus does that get him going
•he 15/10 has a praise kink
•peter lowkey has a fantasy of you guys doing in a classroom at school
•then one day at school Peter just finished a presentation and when he sat down you told him “Good job Peter! You’re so good at that.” You said the last part more seductively and he was turned on in seconds
•and after class you were supposed to have a mathletes meeting but peter shoved you into an empty class room, leading to you guys doing it on one of the desks
•most of the time you’re on top and peter wouldn’t want it any other way
•you’re always leaving hickies on him
•Peter basically doesn’t leave without at least one hickey on him
•whenever you’re on top of him, he looks up at you with the Mostar adorable puppy dog eyes
•his eyes are filled with so much love and lust for you
when i say this is the cutest thing peter has ever done for you
i can’t even exaggerate it
saying goodbye to him was a bitter-sweet moment for you because you were always worried about him and would miss him, but you were extremely proud of him for getting to go on his first mission
peter knew you’d be missing him
and of course lil’ homeboy was desperately wishing you could’ve gone with him
“happy, why can’t we bring y/n???”
“do you even think about the things you ask me before you do so?”
“no….”
anyways peter wanted to make sure you still felt included on this huge milestone of his
he’d decide he was going to take videos to keep you posted like all the vlogs he had seen on youtube
oh my god he tried to keep it secretive so he could surprise you once he got home
but he was just so excited you ended up getting multiple vlogs a day
and you were most definitely not complaining about how cute your boyfriend was
“ok so we’re getting on the plane now…if you were here you could’ve sat here”
and he’d point the camera to the seat directly next to him
“or here :))”
and now the camera would move to his lap
but he’d move the camera away hella quick as soon as happy came by the aisle and shut up
he didn’t get much sleep on the flight, so that was probably the longest vlog
a good 40 minutes after being edited
he had to split it up and send it to you in like 9 separate parts
you watched every second of it
“what’s a movie we haven’t already watched?”
“how far do you think i can throw this cup without hitting anything?”
“i wonder if my webs would stick to clouds- wait no that doesn’t obey any laws of science or physics…they’d just cut right through… should i invent webs that stick to clouds??”
“oh wait, you can’t answer me at the moment so i should stop asking so many questions..”
waking up happy every hour or so with his shenanigans and getting it on film
stark even got a huge kick out of these clips
“ok.. *yawn* i think i’m gonna get some sleep since we got 35 minutes *yawn* left.. i miss you already”
pouty, sleepy peter aw
the next one came from his arrival in berlin as he was walking around with happy
“so…not sure exactly why we’re here, but this is so cool!”
“oh my gosh i’m totally bringing you to berlin next time!!!!”
“happy, say hi to y/n!!”
“please save me from your boyfriend”
also: “i really don’t know how you’re dating him”
him showing you allllll the scenery
“woah, i feel like a really cool narrator”
lots of !!!!!! coming from peter at actually everything he sees
“peter, you know we’re in public, people are staring”
“sorry babe, i guess that’s my cue to go, i’ll call you when i get to the hotel”
lot’s of kisses being blown to the camera
him opening up his camera right after ending the last one
“oH AND I MISS YOU OKBYE”
next up was the iconic hotel introduction
“dO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THIS ROOM”
“we could both have king size beds in here”
“wait, that’s dumb you can just sleep with me”
peter setting down the phone while he’s changing into his little homemade suit so the camera goes black for a minute and you hear a small crash
“i’m fINE JUST HIT THE LAMP”
peter hyping himself up in the camera and it makes your heart swELL
“do i look ok? i think stark is gonna be impressed, i added a new-”
“what is that? what are you wearing?”
“it’s my suit :))”
oh my gosh you actually had to take a screenshot of the look on peter’s face when he showed you his new suit stark had designed for him
“BaBE BABE BABE DO YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS INSANE”
sending him loads of supporting texts after getting all these videos that make him blush
“MY BOYFRIEND IS THE CUTEST WOW”
you don’t hear from him for the rest of the day, which is a bit alarming, but you try to think only the best and hope that he’s doing alright
then all of a sudden you get a facetime call
i know, not a vlog, but i think he’d actually do this tbh
he’s actually in the middle of the airport fight
“woah, there’s captain america…black widow..hey who’s the new guy?”
“UNDEROOS”
“shit, babe that’s me i gotta go”
hearing him in the background
watching various superheros flying across the screen of your phone and seeing random explosions
peter screaming often
him swinging across the camera
head ass just left his phone chilling while he fought
thinking he could actually get in lots of trouble for this???
oh well
after everything calms down, a disheveled peter returns to the screen
“oh hey, angel, you’re still here”
he sounds kinda outta breath
his mask is half on
he’s got a few bruises forming
“peTER I SAW YOU FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN AND-”
“I STOLE CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SHIELD”
followed by: “sHIT I GOTTA GO MISS YOU LOVE YOU BYE”
him hanging up very quickly with a panicked look on his face
not hearing from him until another hour later
this one was shorter but it was still cute as hell
“aND THEN MR. STARK SAID, ‘HEY UNDEROOS!’ AND I SWUNG IN AND I STOLE CAP’S SHIELD AND I WAS ALL ‘hey everybody’ and tHEN I STOLE CAP’S SHIELD AND-”
he stopped when there was a knock at the door
“hold up, baby”
homeboy flipping across the bed
you’re still in aw of his abilities ????
“hey”
“we have thin walls, you know”
“so sorry, happy, it’s for y/n!!”
“goodnight, y/n”
“goodnight, happy!!”
*no response*
“ok, i’m back.. i think i need some sleep though, i can’t feel the left right side of my face. but i love you and miss you a lot and i think i come home tomorrow, did i mention i miss you? anyways, goodnight baby!”
he didn’t even edit it he was so tired, but it made you happy he was finally getting some rest
in the mornings he made you another vlog
“ok, good morning, *rubbing eyes, lots of yawning*, i’m on my way home, berlin was crazy, did i tell you i stole cap’s shield last night, babe?”
“anyways, i really really miss you. god, i haven’t kissed you in like 30 hours this is ridiculous”
IF YOU THINK THIS BOY DIDN’T PUT TOGETHER A BLOOPERS VLOG FOR YOU TOO YOU ARE WRONG
he also had tony give you a little hello
“peter did great at the stark internship retreat, y/n, and-”
“oh, mr. stark, she knows it’s cool, she’s in on our little secret”
lots of bloopers of him messing up his lines that he prepared in his head
trying to speak german
key word: trying
retelling the captain america story
talking about taking out bucky and sam
he said he missed you about 73847493 times
and he made sure you knew that
and you definitely felt it
but it made it much more bearable having him being gone
OK I LOVED DOING THIS THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING IT!!!
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