Could we get some Joanne Harcourt nswf headcanons? He’s so cute~

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*Mettaton voice*: oh yes!!!!!! (he’s so adorable I wanna cry)

  • he’s very anxious about this and will not deny it
  • hides behind his hair most of the time until his partner coaxes him out of it
  • is very thin and almost too thin, and slightly shy about his body
  • he also has a lot of freckles over his body and is shy because of them, but they are super cute
  • you start by kissing every single one of his freckles, he almost cries and gets very red in his face and on his collarbones, which are your next spot to attack, he’s really sensitive there and starts moaning pretty fast
  • his moans are quiet at first, then start to get louder as they turn into quick breathy “ohs”
  • he’s completely gone if you choke him, his mind going blank in pleasure and his heart going too fast in excitement, it’s his number one kink
  • he lets you look at him, but gets embarresed afterwards
  • holds your hand every single time without fail, and as he starts getting closer his hold gets tighter
  • doesn’t initiate anything, that is your job.
  • But blushes pretty easily if you say anything even remotely dirty, he has no experience with things like that and is emberassed
  • says he’s never masturbated before and it’s the truth
  • Handjobs are very much to his liking
  • don’t touch him anywhere lower than his waist in public or he’ll scream and stop working
  • he’s just nervous
  • has a very nice ahegao face, try to get it out of him by edging him enough and not allowing him to touch himself
  • he likes toys, too, but wouldn’t know where to get them
  • when he comes, he covers his mouth to stiffle a scream, and his eyes get really big
  • Aftercare is you petting his hair and telling him he did amazing, as he starts falling asleep with his head on you shoulder

rocket-pool:

snowyowlee:

iopele:

spacegladiatorlesbian:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-real-seebs:

So, Chris Hemsworth is in Ghostbusters, and Thor wasn’t in Civil War.

The character played by Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters:

  • Is abnormally handsome.
  • Does not know how telephones work.
  • Also doesn’t know how saxophones work, or what doctors do.
  • Seeks to spend time hanging around with human female scientists.
  • Doesn’t actually need glasses.
  • Never ends up actually injured by anything that happens.

I’m just sayin’, man.

Kevin’s superhuman abilities weren’t a result of being posessed by a human ghost, it was the result of a ghost taking control of an Asgardian O.O

HEADCANON: Someone showed Thor the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and he decided he needed a secret identity. Kevin is the result.

HEADCANON ACCEPTED 

@rocket-pool

I seriously love all the Thor is Kevin stuff. I really do.

Dating Tom Holland would include…

barnespidey:

Anonim: Could you do a headcanon/ imagine would include about dating Tom Holland ?

  • i honestly think he would be the best boyfriend ever??
  • like this boy i so well-mannered and he’s just so g o o d?????
  • he is so soft and so dorky you just can’t be sad around him
  • him and Haz have this aura around him that just makes you feel happy 
  • and he would be soooo protective although he is smol himself
  • he wouldn’t be afraid to punch anyone who would cause you any harm or trouble but only to protect his girl
  • he would always try to make you smile and laugh
  • he is such a sweetheart i cAN’t
  • he would give the best cuddles and forehead kisses
  • wearing his comfy clothes all the time bc they’re soft (like Tom) and smell like him
  • he is so down to earth so you would fangirl with him over stuff bc he’s so not used to the fame
  • he would love taking you to premieres bc you’d get so excited and he would look at you with a big smile because you’re just sO CUTE AND HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH
  • i need Tom Holland in my life, honestly
  • taking Tessa for long walks, really long ones where you guys go to the park and let her loose and just run around 
  • holding hands all the time
  • staying up all night and just talking about everything and nothing
  • he would often buy plane tickets to surprise you 
  • omg, i can so imagine sudden phone calls when he’s on the other side of the world and you’re just crying bc you miss him so much and you’re scared things are gonna change between you two and then he would probs cry too and tell you how much he loves you and that you’re the only one for him???
  • “Tommy”
  • joining him for his work out sessions but you either train with him or just sit and watch him bc damn boi
  • having marvel marathons late at night
  • you both would geek out about spiderman
  • he would be taking so many pictures of you
  • and filming you or the two of you to upload it on his instagram story
  • Harrison’s instagram story would involve you two 24/7
  • being close with Osterfield bc if you date Tom you gotta be able to spend time with Harrison too like most of the time
  • being good friends with his brothers and you and Tom would often take the three of them out for some adventure
  • idk i love this boy so much

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