Mori: “He could at least fuck me if he’s going to keep stealing my children without even the decency of a custody battle.”
Kouyou: “I’m the one who raises them!”
Tag: Fukumori
Mori, drinking wine with Kouyou and pacing around: “Tell black lizard, Kouyou who even named them that anyway-”
Kouyou: “You did after chugging 2 bottles of sake on white day while crying sir.”
Mori: “*cough* as I was saying. Tell them to kidnap the ADA leader and-”
Kouyou: “Didn’t you send them after him before?”
Mori: “-AND TAKE HIM TO THAT NEW 4 STAR RESTAURANT, ok??? we’ll put Akutagawa in a box on the doorstep of their office as payment so nothing ‘illegal’ happened.”
Kouyou: “There’s still kidnapping.”
Mori, desperate to get laid by the only other powerful man who isn’t 30 years younger than him: “Please Fukuzawa, just one date? I’ll pay. I’ll bribe you, how about children? I have a extra, your cat likes my emo one doesn’t he? where are you going-
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