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Yay, this has both Gladnis and Promptis! So cute! :3

HAhahahahahahahahhahaha!!!

The BEST part of this is how Ignis immediately and calmly corrects him 

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He’s not getting angry or riled up, he’s just calmly and coldly stating it like saying the sky is blue. And honestly that’s the crudest way of indirectly telling someone “No, you’re an idiot”. 

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Because that’s what he’s saying, y’all. Gladio’s there being all smug and grins, and Ignis calmly corrects his words like the precious CRUDE husband that he is. 

“What do you mean he didn’t promise? He said something along ‘I’m not saying I won’t do it’, so in some way that’s saying Yes, am I right?”

“…no.”

“ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON HIS SIDE!? >:(”

“Well, of course?”

That’s so cruel, Iggy, hahahaha.

Aaw, Gladdy. It’s okay, you’re going to get your Cup Noodle package one day. Square Enix and Cup Noodles can’t be as silly as to not put the ONE noodle-obsessed character on the box 

♡ ～(‘u^人)

….am I right, Squeenix?  (‘u^人)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Prompto and Cindy as siblings would be SO DAMN AMAZING, DAMMIT. That would be cute and so much fun! It opens loads of possibilities for the Aurum siblings shenanigans and stuff. How cute that would be! Whether they’re blood siblings or if Prommy’s still adopted in this AU, it’d be lots of fun either way. The two of them would probably make each other laugh so much, and Cindy’s work would be faster/easier so none would be overloaded 

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The only problem-not-so-problem about it would be for the rest of us; the two hot blonde-haired siblings of the garage at Hammerhead? Geez, do you know how many people would have their car “accidentally” break down nearby Hammerhead, hahahaha

And then there’s awkward lamppost prince Noctis who DOES accidentally break his car down nearby Hammerhead XD

Or maybe it was Gladio, and that’s the reason we never see him drive afterwards, ahahaha.

BUT PROMPTO’S GARAGE ATTIRE, THOUGH.

I DESPERATELY NEED FANART OF IT, I mean, I’ve seen him dressed in Cindy’s clothes but WHAT WOULD PROMPTO’S OWN GREASE MONKEY ATTIRE LOOK LIKE? AAAAAAAAAAH

*CONTINUES TO SCREAM*

Prompto’s adorable as he is, but hngnfg. Baggy pants, a jacket similar to Cindy’s, a belt with lots of tools, he’s all dirty and greasy, and he repairs cars like a damn master. I NEED GARAGE!WORKER PROMPTO IN MY LIFE HNGNFNGDFNGD

I love that Noct goes stupid as soon as he sees him ahahahaha

Like when he comes from behind the car when Cindy asks “So which of you is the prince?”, Noct is just all 

(￣︿￣) hey. whatevers. 

Like, he has a pair of big…round…he has ALL of Cindy right in front of him, and he’s just 

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But when Cindy turns around and calls for her brother, and as soon as Noct sees this relatively short, bouncy, skinny-but-strong dirtied boy? HE GOES FULL STUPID MODE.

Stupidity Awkward More ACTIVATE.

“Heya, so you’re the prince?”

“Uh…”

“…? Hehe :)”

“…you too.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

For how many nights do you think Gladio made fun of him for this? 

So there we have, the Aurum or Aurum/Argentum siblings (SERIOUSLY, HOW IMPOSSIBLY COOOOOOOOOOOOOL WOULD IT BE THAT THEY WERE AURUM/ARGENTUM BECAUSE YOU KNOW GOLD/SILVER) repairing the Regalia while Noctis, awkward lamppost Noctis, literally just stands there watching them from outside the garage (at a prudent distance to not look rude, of course).

And Gladnis coming near him, after having picked something at Takka’s, and Gladio looks in the way Noct is looking to see what’s got him so captivated. All that’s in sight is the Regalia and the pair of blond siblings.

“Heh. Never pegged you for liking busty blondes" Gladio immediately assumes Noct is staring at Cindy and says this while nudging him.

“He’s not staring at any breasts, dear” Ignis, calmly, while checking the Lucis map distractedly and sipping from his Ebony.

Gladio, in realization: “Oooh. So you’re just a gay disaster” he leans towards Noctis and rests his arm on Noct’s shoulder. “Me too, mate, I feel you.”

So there we have, Noctis awkwardly answering “You too” again when Prompto asks him “So what brings you all out of the capital city?”, while Gladnis stare from afar and try to hide their laughs. First to burst into loud laughter loses 100 gil.

Ignis lost.

PS: IwantthisAUthankyouit’scute.

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[From this other ask]

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!! Absolutely YES!!! ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

Gladio being a jerk (in a playful way) is ABSOLUTE LIFE. The mental image is TOO PERFECT, dammit, TOO GOOD and so funny! Gladio carrying with potato sack Noct and twirling around as fast as he can, grinning and ignoring Noct’s flails and screams, because he TOTALLY is screaming!  x)

Ignis coming out of the tent to see Gladio twirling around like a damn possessed tornado while Noctis uncontrollably flails and screams high pitchedly. You know what Ignis did? He snorted and subtly asked Prompto to take a picture, because we think Ignis is this overprotective mama hen but honestly we don’t know him. Guy can be a playful jerk in his own way too, ESPECIALLY with Noctis, hahahahaha!!

“Not like this, like how you carry Ignis! >:(”   WHY IS THAT SO CUTE THO. Not just the image of Gladio scooping Iggy off his feet and carrying him bridal style, with a happy Ignis either just hugged to his neck or nuzzling at his chin, but I mean how CUTE it is that Noct is staring and WANTS THE SAME!?

Noct, like the adorable kitten than we all know he is, staring at it and being like “Hm. That looks like affection. It looks stupid. I want that too, HUMAN. CARRY ME AND DO THE SAME WITH ME NOW. I AM COMMANDING YOU.”

Hahahaha, aaw. So bad Gladio knows how to deal with puppies and not kittens, so of COURSE Gladio would end up spinning with Noct on his shoulder just to mess with him because HE CAN. 

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Pffffft, and the mental image of Noctis hitting flat ground the very same second he’s put back on the ground, hahahaha!!!

“There you go. Be careful, you’re gonna be dizzy now.”

“I am not d- *thud*”

There’s the chocobros, three of them having breakfast while Noctis lies on the ground and tries to stand up but just staggers, stumbles and ends up on the ground again, maybe muttering something like “just wait till I’m king and erase the title of Shield, who even needs you in the first place, you disgrace of a friend”.

Of course he means none of that, he’s just salty that he’s not being carried like Iggy gets.

WORRY NOT.

That’s when Prommy chimes in. 

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[From this other ask]

[Hey, fella! Sorry I didn’t reply earlier]

Hahahahahahah!!

YES!!! 

It sounds like such a Prompto thing. I can hear him laughing lowly while reaching for Noct to pick him up with that “Aw, don’t worry, babe! I gotcha!”. IT’S SUCH A CUTE AND PRETTY MENTAL IMAGE, AAAAAH!!!! 

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Can we also stop to admire how Gladio picked Ignis up just because Prompto was carrying Noct and/or because Noct was glaring at him? Like, Gladio’s taking it personal against Nocts (in a friendly, brotherly way), AND THAT’S SUCH A GLADIO THING! HAhahahahahah! He doesn’t care Prompto’s carrying him, he just cares that Noctis is glaring at him with these eyes that say the typical “I goddamn hate you”, and Gladio can’t stand the fact that Noct got what he wanted anyway, so Gladio’s silly revenge is “Oh yeah? OH YEAH? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, I CAN- THERE HE IS *scoops Iggy off the ground before even making eye contact or saying one good morning word* HAH BE ANGRIER PRINCESS.”

Like ??  It sounds like such an absurd (friendly )quarrel, WHICH IS PRECISELY THE KIND THAT GLADIO AND NOCT WOULD HAVE HAHAHAHA

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Ignis not even reacting to that because this is SO USUAL, that Gladio carries him, ohmygod, hahahaha. CANON I said! Like Ignis can suddenly see the floor go away of his feet but honestly it’s not startling by this point, Gladiolus has been picking him up in arms at random moments for like 10 years by now, Ignis not only is not amused, he also doesn’t even react by this point 

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YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS!?

RACE.

There goes Prompto running away in this attempt to take Gladio out of Noct’s sight range, but Gladio mistakes it by a running competition, SO THERE GO THE TWO…FOUR OF THEM. Gladio and Prompto running from camp with no set direction or goal, each carrying with their respective love interest. Noctis is hugged to Prompto’s neck and cheering on him while glaring at Gladio. Ignis, on his part, is still leg crossed, can of Ebony in a hand and his notebook in the other while he calmly reviews it. That is, until he hears Noct say something (harmlessly) mean about Gladio, so Ignis just BOYFRIEND MODE ACTIVATE and he shoves his notebook back in his pocket and STARTS CHEERING EVEN MORE LOUDLY THAN NOCT TO GIVE THAT BEHEMOTH OF AN AMICITIA THE BOOST THAT HE NEEDS.

And these, people, are the people who are supposed to run an entire kingdom on their own. 

Prompto won just because he accidentally made Gladio slip on mud and fall into a pond while Prompto kept running and laughing. 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

What do you expect me to add to this post!?!?!? IT’S PERFECT ALREADY  ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

Gladio: Can’t Drive Gay.

Ignis: Functional Gay.

Prompto: Determined Gay.

Noctis: you’re just a bottom.

BEST explanation I have EVER read, my dearest anon, both for why Gladio never drives and the guys’ gay category. Thanks for sharing this with me holy shit who am I kidding I’m cackling over here ahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!

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