“Man today was insane! ____! Yo! ____!? Where are yo-“
Hawks eyes froze as he made direct eye contact with a giant present. You were sitting next to the tree wrapped in wrapping paper, bare underneath the paper, and a gold bow atop your head with a red and white candy cane sticking out of your mouth.
“Oh ho ho ho! Christmas came a day early I see!” Hawks was wiggling his fingers as he got closer to you.
“Perhaps,” you winked at him as you twisted the candy cane in your mouth, “Santa told me you’ve been extra nice this year, Hawks. Is that true.”
Hastily, Hawks removed his goggles and jacket along with his other clothing, “oh right he is! I’ve been really good!” His hand reached up to your chest and slowly he began to rip the wrapping paper so he could expose your breasts.
They were gorgeous and just the right size for him.
Licking his lips he tangled his fingers in your hair and yanked a little bit so your head was titled back and your chest was arched up.
“Ah! Hawks!”
His tongue danced around your nipple before he sunk his teeth into your soft flesh… grinding his teeth you nipple began to swell in between his teeth.
Moaning aloud, you could feel your climax build… Hawks was so damn talented with his mouth, it was unbelievable!
“Oh Hawks! I’m so close!”
Holding your nipple in between his teeth, Hawks flicked you nipple with his tongue. He could feel you shiver, with a loud plop, he released your nipple.
“That bow on you is pretty nice… Buuuut I think it’d look betttter onnn,” Hawks took the gold Christmas bow out of your hair and placed it on his shaft, “me!”
He always knew how to make you laugh, even during the sexier times, “Hawwwks.”
bc the last time I opened the box he hadn’t been introduced so this is self-serving oops
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•Probably the best sex you’ve ever had
•Doesn’t matter if his dick correlates to his height he’s got that big dick energy regardless
•Actually I lied he’s got a nice dick very THICC feels great
•Loves tasting cum. Loves when it gets all over his hand. He sucks his fingers clean like it’s cheeto dust
•He enjoys watching his partner masturbate. It’s a huge turn on. He likes being watched too. Even when he’s alone and feeing horny, he doesn’t want to masturbate. He prefers waiting until he has an audience
•He’s a lot stronger than he looks and can definitely hold his partner up in complicated positions just to dick them down the right way
•Amazingggg at fingering. Like, scary good
•Ahhhh his feathers get all ruffled when he’s about to cum, and his wings flutter when he has a good orgasm. That combined with his soft, blissful expression just makes him look ugh so good when he cums
•Has 100% tried to do some sort of sexual shit up in the air. Like, a handjob or some fingering type of deal. Didn’t work out
•He’s honestly not crazy about public sex, but he does like risky sex. Probably convinces his partner to fool around on top of a skyscraper. Like, an insanely tall skyscraper. He’s used to heights. The adrenaline turns him on. His partner, probably not as much
•He’s the type who’s into orgies, and has been in quite a few. Sex is fun, so why limit himself to just one fuck buddy?? That sounds like a waste
•Not only that, he’s very free with his sexual lifestyle. He’s not a sex crazed lunatic, but he’s the type to fuck on the first date if he’s feeling the vibe. He’s probably not into anonymous, one night stand stuff though. He’s loose and open-minded, but he does like a connection with the person he’s in bed with, at least a little
•He doesn’t care whether he’s in charge or not, but he does absolutely loveeee being at the mercy of his partner every once in a while. He wants to be used and abused (ok not really but he loves a good challenge and if his partner wants to rough him up, he’s totally down)
I always jump at the chance for Hawks! I hope you enjoy.
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🍗Secretary? No you were more like pro hero Hawks babysitter than his secretary. You were constantly making sure the man ate, slept, and did his work. Basically all he had to do was throw diapers into the mix and you would truly be a babysitter. Little did you know Hawks may of saw you more than a babysitter, and even more than a secretary.
🍗“Hhheeeyyy! Stop working and just relax with me!” you were trying to tell your boss about all the meetings he had throughout today but he was constantly interrupting you by loudly snacking on his stupid spicy chicken wings that he oh so loved. “No. Someone has to be the adult around here.” You were about to go back to what you were doing until said male grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you right into his lap. “Jeewhiz always so tense. Let me get rid of that for you baby.” He thought his flirting was pretty obvious, but it seemed he underestimated you. You pulled away as quickly as you could and went right back to your work like nothing had happened.
🍗You would constantly find overly cute stuffed birds or chocolate on your desk but never paid them much mind. It must if been a mistake after all. Well at least your nieces and nephews like the toys and chocolates.
🍗You were abruptly awoken at 2 AM by your phone buzzing away. You ignored it at first thinking it was solicitation, but when it went off again you knew you had to answer. Sluggishly grabbing at it you placed it to your ear. “Hello?” You could hear some craziness in the background as a deep voice came through all the sudden. “Hello?” you sat up when you heard the voice. “Excuse me who is this?” you could hear more screaming and loud music from the other end as the low voice sighed. “I’m guessing you’re Hawk’s secretary. He’s intoxicated right now and needs someone to pick him u-” the voice got fainter as it sounded like someone was taking the phone from him. “H-hey babe! You gotta help meh babe! Ima bean Kidnapped!” welp, there it was. The slurred voice of your childish. “Hawks just stay right there I will come get you.” You some muffled reply before it was hung up. God damnit.
🍗You pulled up to the bar that Hawks cell phone location had taken you too and right away you saw him. The bird hanging onto an off duty pro hero Endeavor as though he was a giant teddy bear. Wow Hawks must of really wanted to die today. The moment the redhead spotted you he had a look relief. “Finally, take him.” The mountain of a man practically threw him at you as Hawks was saying whatever gibberish was popping into his head. When the blonde realized who was holding him he lit up. “Oh ma gawd! It’s you!” he snuggled into your neck and giggled. You just patting his head. “Thanks Endeavor. You can go now if you would like.” The hero just nodded and left. Leaving you alone with a drunk bird.
🍗“Ahhhhh! Why don’t you luv meh!” You were really close to chucking him out of your backseat at this very moment. Hawks went from very giggly to very sad in a matter of seconds and it was driving you crazy. “I love you very much Hawks. Calm down ok?” He stopped sobbing to sluggishly try and sit up which only ended up failing. “R-really! You luv meh!” You just nodded which maybe was a mistake. “I LUV YOU! YOU ARE MA SUNSLINE!” you winced and instantly almost got into an accident when the man grabbed you from behind and nuzzled your cheeks together. You better get a raise for this!
🍗When you finally dragged the man into your apartment he was practically almost asleep. Mumbling random love songs under his breath as he kept nuzzling closer and closer to you. Though despite the sleep deprivation and migraine you couldn’t help but smile. Sure your job could be a mess, but at least you had a nice boss. “how about we get you in bed?” the man stuck his hand up started screaming in joy making you have to cover his mouth. Though the man just ended up licking your hand. “oh my god I can not believe you just did that!? That’s disgusting!” he just laughed “you’re so cute.” that had you blushing. You were gonna give him the bed but now you were throwing him on the couch.
🍗The next morning you looked like a wreck. Hair sticking up all over the place and dark circles under your eyes. You would of completely forgotten what had happened last night if it wasnt for a certain someone waiting by your bedside eating a pop tart. “well good morning there sunshine.” you swore he would have some type of hangover but he surprisingly seemed perfectly fine. “I don’t really remember what happened last night to be honest, but being at your place I kind of have a good feeling.” he poked your cheek with a smile, you not returning it. “You were hanging off Endeavor like a teddy bear and kept confessing your undying love to me, but I’m guessing that was just the alcohol.” you were about to sit up in order to get dressed but the stunned, and red face of Hawks stopped you. “d-did I now? Um, shucks.” he seemed genuinely embarrassed. But he quickly changed to a carefree look. “cats out of the bag I guess. So how about me and you go for coffee today? My treat of course.” well how could you say no to that?
Tender bird man headcanons??? You got it! This crazy chicken man has grown on me so here we go.
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🍗Hawks really never thought he would ever have an S/O in his life, but god he was happy to be proven wrong!
🍗Even though the only part of him that’s a bird is his wings Hawks still shows many bird like tendencies. The man will end up using an array of blankets to make a nest and pull his love right into it to cuddle. Wrapping his wings around them and falling asleep.
🍗He can’t cook worth shit, but god does he love trying new recipes with his S/O. The two of you trying to make homemade fried chicken being a memory he never wanted to forget.
🍗Hawks never talks about his childhood, but occasionally when it haunts him he likes to just sit with you and relax. His trickster persona gone in favor of just enjoying the silence. Maybe after a while he’ll tell you what’s up, or he’ll just laugh it off like it didn’t happen. Though him showing you his vulnerable side means more than the reason.
🍗Movies would be fun if Hawks didn’t spend most of the time throwing popcorn at you. It was plain annoying, and childish. Though annoying and childish came hand in hand with Hawks it didn’t mean it wouldn’t annoy you from time to time. Though he’ll make up for it by feeding you some pieces as an apology.
🍗The meme lord himself never backs down from messing with you, and will literally tease you anyway he can. Slowly making it seem like he was gonna kiss you only to hold up a lemon last minute giving you a mouthful of sour. Though he’ll make sure to kiss you right after to share your pain. Even if both parties rolling on the floor in pain isn’t the best solution.
I’m sorry for those who requested before this, I just… I had to. Hawks has special place in the little bit of heart I have left. ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH NONNIE IM LOVE YOU!!
🦃Baby bird, baby bird
🦃Oh, he’s so soft for you
🦃He says that he loves you daily
🦃Even if he can’t see you face to face that day he will call or text you to tell you how much he loves you
🦃SO! You know how Todoroki leaves little notes for his lover, Hawks does that x10.
🦃Like he leaves essays just about how pretty your eyes are
🦃Such a sap
🦃He’s amazing at flirting, but chooses to suck at it
🦃It’s charming don’t worry
🦃He uses the most overused pickup lines on you omg—
🦃Like, mmm, he’s good
🦃First one he ever used on you was after your relationship with him was well on its way.
🦃”Hey, angel~”
“Hmm?”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause all I can see is myself in your pants, Wink.”
“Hawks, did you just.. say wink?”
🦃He gives you little nicknames based off of different types of birds, or things with wings.
🦃His favorites are angel, pigeon, dove, and skittles.
🦃Skittles is for a completely unrelated to birds reason that you two refuse to talk about.
🦃He’s not a super jealous person, he knows you’re loyal to him and only him
🦃That doesn’t mean he likes it when you hang out with guys he doesn’t know
🦃He absolutely has to meet all of your friends at least once.
🦃Not out of possession or jealousy, more or less out of protection.
🦃If he gets an off vibe from a person he will tell you. He won’t stop you hanging out with the person, but he’ll tell you to be careful with all the love in his heart.
🦃He knows he can’t be around and isn’t around much, so when he is he goes all out
🦃You two do whatever you want to do for the entire time he can be with you
🦃You want to fly out to France then pack your fucking bags we’re flying out to France tonight Angel
🦃His favorite dates are the ones where you two sit in his house in your pajamas watching horror movies snuggling on the couch.
🦃These are such a big change from his fast paced hero life and he savors these moments with you so much. He just sucks them up so fast, he’s like a little sponge.
🦃He isn’t very affectionate in public for your safety
🦃He knows his fans could be a bit much for you to handle and, though he hates to think of it, they might hurt you out of jealousy or spite.
🦃There is also the fact that villains are out there and pretty much ready to kill to get back at him. He also doesn’t want Dabi finding out about you and hurting you to prove his trust to the league.
🦃He is suuuuuper cuddly in the privacy of his own home though
🦃Like he can’t keep his hands off
🦃His hands tend to start by resting on the small of your back and slowly travel down to rest on your butt.
🦃It’s not like he’s trying to initiate something, unless you want to, he just likes having his hand there. It’s soothing.
🦃Buys you anything and everything you could possibly want or need
🦃Buys you things you don’t want or need
🦃”Hey I went out and got you thing Gucci purse!”
“You literally just got me a purse two days ago??”
“Yeah, but it ain’t Gucci”
*facepalm*
🦃He takes you to every dance hero event and you always wear matching outfits
🦃Like I know he said he doesn’t want the public hurting you, but he just… he loves matching couple outfits
🦃He’s really loyal to you
🦃If y’all are together he isn’t going to let you go so easily
🦃This bird mates for life
🦃oH! Speaking of mate.
🦃Hawks totally has like at least one month a year he has to take off of hero work cause he’s just too hot and bothered to function
🦃Makes little nests out of blankets, your clothes, and feathers in the corner of his room
🦃It’s adorable
🦃You ARENT allowed to leave the house during this time cause he’s super territorial while in mating mode
🦃Likes seeing you in his clothes
🦃It’s just cute and he’ll tease the hell out of you for it
Oh my, this was requested last night and I finished it today cause I just… I love hawks. Such a good bird! I feel kinda bad for those who have been waiting for while, but bird man comes first for me I’m sorry…
You had tried to convince him to
sleep on the floor, but he insisted the soreness would bother him the next
morning when the two of you had to be on top of your game. You then decided to
take the floor, but he protested once more, telling you not to be such a baby
and that he wouldn’t mind if you took advantage of him while you slept next to
him. It’s awkward, but deciding to just act professional, and with no other
satisfactory option available, you find yourself in bed with Hawks that night.
“This is real romantic, isn’t it?”
It was dark in the room but you could tell he was smirking, and you felt one of
his wings jostle against you.
“Keep your wings in your own
space, Hawks!”
“Sorry, sorry… they like to
stretch every once in a while.”
The day had been a long for you
both, on an ‘undercover’ mission to spy on a new syndicate of villains that
were beginning to gain traction downtown. You were both pretending to be on
other business, gathering all the evidence you could before returning to home
base and reporting your findings to the other heroes, who would then decide
what the best course of action to take would be. Just thinking about how much
walking, talking, and snooping the two of you had to do all the while acting
like you were just minding your own business was absolutely exhausting.
You’re in a deep sleep, dreaming
of being surrounded by the absolute softest clouds you’d ever felt in your life
(you never actually felt a cloud before, but you assumed it was much like
cotton candy but cold). It’s only when a cloud abruptly smacks you in the face
that you wake up, but you find yourself being restrained. Panicking, you squirm
around, thinking perhaps a villain had caught on and had you pinned, but when
the softness from your dreams is mirrored in reality, you take in what’s
happening around you.
Hawks was laying on his stomach,
peacefully asleep on his side of the bed, but with his wings spread out at a
more comfortable angle, spreading out across your abdomen while the other
touched the floor. The room is dimly lit from the brightness of the moon but
you can see some ruffled feathers on his back, mostly like from him trying to
keep his wings in their space while he was laying on his back (he had seemed
uncomfortable, but didn’t let on his true feelings).
You consider trying to move his
wing over more, but considering he looked comfortable (and his feathers were
incredibly soft and warm) you decided to let it pass. There’s a lot of
temptation to ‘pet’ him but that seems creepy to you; it’s not as though you’re
stroking a pet bird, but another human. Under the guise of moving to a more
comfortable position, you gently touch his wing, running your fingers over some
of the finer feathers and smiling at how they feel. You didn’t know what you
had expected, but these feathers were well taken care of.
You fall asleep in no time with
the warmth of Hawks next to you, and the next morning, you wished you’d never
woken up at all.
“So…” Hawks is smirking at you in
a way that’s irritating, but you try to ignore him, knowing he had tendency to
cause mischief with no real reason. “I didn’t realize you were going to take my
up on my offer to grope me last night. I did give you permission, but-”
“What the hell are you talking
about?”
Hawks expands his one wing with
his hand, “Look, some ruffled feathers from foreplay with my lovely bed partner
last night.”
“Ruffled-?! You were just awake
last night, you ass!”
“Hey, hey, relax!” He holds up his
hands defensively. “There were other areas I thought you’d aim for first, but
I’ve never had someone stroke my wings so lovingly. It was actually kind of-”
“We are never sleeping in the same
hotel room again.”
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