imagine if odin wasn’t a trick ass bitch and thor loki And hela were like actual siblings without all the issues,,,they really would’ve killed thanos Dumbass for fun on like a weekend mission
thor kills thanos for giving his dumbass genocide speech in the middle of the starbucks and holding up the line, while loki and hela post selfies on instagram, the backgrounds of which are All thor mopping the floor with thanos head
As a feminist, seeing Cate Blanchett in this sort of outfit in her late 40s brings me joy, because most movies would take her age as automatically excluding her from anything even slightly sexy.
As a gay, seeing Cate Blanchett in this outfit renders me incapable of thought and speech.
you had known about Hela for about as long as you had known Thor and Loki
they mentioned her often
Loki never admitted it to anyone but you, but he admired her so much
from what you understood, Thor was a little bit of the odd one out
perhaps because Loki and Hela had a bit more of a rough history with Odin that Thor simply couldn’t relate to, as much as he tried
but it was easy to see that the three love and care for each other fiercely
even though she was always not with them
off doing something or other
they never exactly mentioned that particular information
and you never asked for it
but when, one day, they mentioned Hela was coming for a visit
you were a little nervous
you knew she was the goddess of death
and for some reason, you felt a little nervous meeting the sister of two of your closest friends
especially with how highly Loki always seemed to talk about her
he assured you you didn’t have to do anything special
“Just be yourself, she’ll like you because we like you.” “If you say so…”
all the same, you dressed in one of your nicer outfits
and oof were you glad that you did
you weren’t sure what you were expecting, when the goddess of death came swaggering in
but you certainly weren’t expecting your tiny little gay heart to go boom boom woosh
you honestly stared a little bit
more than you should have
but when you noticed the awkward silence, you shook your head to clear your mind
and stuck your hand out to shake hers and introduce yourself
no you didn’t notice how soft her hands were
or the way her lips curled when she smirked and said hello
you honestly felt a little warm
had someone turned the heat up in the compound
at one point, you caught Loki’s eye
and he narrowed his gaze
and then got that little expression of recognition
and as you excused yourself to go back to what you’d been doing
stumbling over your words all the while
Loki followed you
all but cornering you once you got back to your room
“Y/N, you have a crush on my sister.”
not a question, not an exclamation
just a stating of, what seemed to him to be, a blaringly obvious fact
a fact you tried desperately to cover up
“No…?” “Y/N, I know that look anywhere, yes you do.” “….maybe I do.” “On my sister.” “Sh!” “The goddess of death.” “Sh!” “Who could kill you if she wanted to?” “And I would thank her for it with my dying breath.” “…..” “Did I really just say that out loud?” “Unfortunately, yes.”
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