Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.
Is it a trained dragon?
Yes. And friendly and will protect you.
Absofuckinglutely. I don’t care if it’s a five ton beast that will intimidate my foes or a five pound dragon that squawks more than it roars and will mostly glare fiercely at you if you annoy me. I want the dragon.
gimmie the fucking dragon
hell yeah I rather a dragon instead of sex.
who needs sex when you could have a fuckig dragon? is this supposed to be a trick question??
FLUFFY. DRAGONS.
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