monsterloversanonymous:

Using female pronouns since anon asked for that specifically, but these could still apply to a hubby ♡

{ I think this is a good song for this ask. uvo }

• They are the definition of a power couple
  
• They put off a presence, even just walking arm-in-arm or standing with each other. With how easily they complement each other’s movements, it’s almost like they choreographed them beforehand. They truly reflect a king and queen together; striking, but too natural to be practiced.
• You think he was fervent in defending Integra’s honor? Wait until you see him with his wife. No one gets away with humiliating or belittling her. If she doesn’t personally call him off, there will be blood.
• Likes to bring her tokens from battle or off of his enemies. Even if his wife isn’t as morbid as he is, she’ll hopefully understand that this is an (admittedly strange) act of devotion from him.
  
• He’s doesn’t even hide his affection in public. She’ll pull off something impressive or tell someone off in a clever way and he’ll  pull her in by the waist and start kissing her, right in front of everyone.
• Very amorous. He won’t hesitate to sweep her up and carry her off with a hungry grin if she hints at being in a mood. All she has to do is tug on his cravat and suggest that they seek some privacy to have him following after her like a dog on a leash.
• He playfully calls her “Mrs. Tepes” in private.
• So many sugary pet-names; honeybunch, pussycat, love bug -they can get a little silly if she doesn’t stop him.
• Though, he does call her by her name more than he does anyone else.
• Always kisses her hand as a greeting. It’s a timeless gesture, and he considers it a display of respect and affection.
• Her effect on him is almost hypnotic. She can easily calm his more manic moments by running her hands over his chest or stroking his chin lovingly. He’ll melt into her touch every time.

monsterloversanonymous:

Thank you!! It makes me so happy when someone enjoys what I write ;v;

♡

• I think he’s incredibly frustrated when he’s first falling for them. He’s surrounded by cruel masters and domineering queens -why is he having feelings over this soft little thing?
  
• But something about them lands them a spot in his heart. Maybe it’s the way they keep reaching out even when he bites, the refusal to be hardened by the world around them –some maddening inexplicable thing draws him to them.
• After a long time of trying to convince himself that surely his heart hasn’t been won over by kindness of all things, he gives in -decides “why not see where this goes?”.
• He’s very appreciative of the tremendous amounts of affection. The biggest benefit of such a sweet S/O is how often he gets to feel their hands on him, how much they smother him in kisses.
• He gets a little possessive. He knows it’s irrational when he actually stops to think about it, but part of him wants to hoard their softness all to himself.
• He teases them more than most. He loves seeing them get flustered, loves seeing their blush when he murmurs something filthy to them, loves seeing them get all fired up in contrast to their usual demeanor.
• God forbid someone else needles them, though. He’s decided this sweet little thing is his, and he has a very low tolerance for anyone upsetting them or taking advantage of their kindness.
• He’ll still let them fight their own battles of course–he’s not the coddling type. Gentle as they may be, he trusts that his S/O can stand up for themselves when needed.
• He just.. happens to bump into the person that upset them later on and, if that person is suddenly too disturbed and paranoid to function, or if they fall out of a very high window, Alucard certainly can’t be blamed for it.
• As much as he teases, he does enjoy stepping down from being the Big Bad Vampire and playing the charming prince in private. He’s all about those hand kisses. He loves dancing with them. If his S/O is a woman he refers to her as his “little lady”.
• There’s a sense of .. peace, being with them. Just spending quiet time with this gentle person, who has no ulterior motives or intentions to use him for destruction and whatnot. It disturbs him at first, he’s very uneasy about it, unsure what to do with such a genuinely tranquil feeling, but he soon grows to love those moments with them more than anything.
• It’s certainly because of them that he becomes softer over time, able to be more lenient with Seras and weep openly upon Anderson’s demise. Whether he likes it or not, they remind him that he still has a heart.

monsterloversanonymous:

saw too many angsty vampire scenarios of this dweeb and not enough of his eccentric side so get ready for some fluff:

• They’re actual children with each other, okay? Hide and seek around the manor? Absolutely. 
• He wins, every time. Because he cheats, every time. His favorite thing is reaching through the walls and grabbing them when they think they’re well-hidden.
• “Oh no I’m being hunted by a terrible vampire” is another game they have, laughter and squeals echoing down the streets as he chases them. It’s 1AM and the people nearby just want to sleep.
• Actually really loves dancing with them, whether it’s slow or swing.
• Sometimes it’s silly, like a tango complete with a rose-in-the-mouth and a cheeky grin. They’re giggling the whole time and he adores it.
• PDA. So much PDA. Insane amounts of PDA.
• We’re talking dramatic dips and twirls. We’re talking long, exaggerated kisses in front of God and everyone.
• Mainly does it because he likes making people uncomfortable, but he enjoys the added benefit of making it explicitly clear to everyone just who exactly his s/o belongs to.
• Licks their hand every time it comes near his face in a non-serious situation. They hate it. Stop that–
• Literally down for anything his s/o would suggest in the bedroom. Lots of kisses and experimenting and giggling.
• Just get fuckin’ weird with it.
• Just being so comfortable with each other, each of them so accepting of their lover’s oddities.
• Most importantly; taking naps together. Doesn’t matter where or when. He’s so tired. Let him snuggle and sleep.

it-started-with-a-bite:

Vladcard x Reader

SFW

Warnings: Fluff.

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The faint sound of drizzling rain outside, the warm weight in your lap, and the softness under your hand, was enough to leave your thoughts in a pleasant lull. You knew you should be getting up to have a shower, but you were so comfortable. 

A soft deep hum sounded out quietly from the vampire draped over your lap, and your attention was pulled back to him. His cheek was pressed onto your thigh, thick arms wrapped firmly around your waist to keep you in place. His body was far too long, even for this large couch, his legs awkwardly positioned as he laid on his stomach, having no intention of going anywhere. He reminded you of a cat, draped over the furniture in a way that should have been uncomfortable, and yet looking so utterly content.

Your lips pulled into a slight smile as you peered down at him, continuing to gently run your fingers through the thick luxurious black hair. He seemed to melt with every gentle stroke, the occasional pleased hum or sigh slipping from his lips, as your nails dragged lightly over his scalp. 

It was rare to see him like this, so utterly content. Though these moments had been slowly starting to increase in frequency. The sight of him so relaxed, that severe haunted expression replaced by one of utter contentment, was one you would always cherish.

Your motions must have paused too long, because he stirred slightly, red eyes peeking out from beneath long dark lashes. A large hand curled around your own, dwarfing it as he gently drew it to his lips. His scruff scratched lightly at your skin as he pressed a warm kiss to your palm, red eyes searching yours, questioning silently if you were alright. 

Smiling softly, you gave a simple nod in answer, and were graced with a small soft smile of his own. He gently squeezed your hand, and then released it, wrapping his arms back around you as he settled in again. Heart fluttering, you resumed your gentle motions, relishing in the silkiness of his hair, and the simple intimacy of the moment. His back rose and fell with a deep content sigh, and your smile widened a little more.

A shower could wait for a little while longer. 

myhellhole:

myhellhole:

myhellhole:

Imagine: Alucard is a famous model known for his incredible gothic pieces, while you’re just an up and coming model trying hard to get by. One day, you hear that he’s planning a new photoshoot, one that focuses on a more gothic portrayal of romance. You think nothing of it until you get a phone call. It’s his agent, apparently he saw one of your photos and demanded you be in the photoshoot with him. He won’t take anyone else and has even offered to fly you to France to join him.

His agent, Integra, meets you at the airport with a Bluetooth in her ear. She talks quickly, ordering you to follow her outside where a nice car is waiting. Sitting in the car is another woman, Seras, who Integra introduces as Alucard’s apprentice. Apparently he’s gone out to find some good places to shoot, so for now they’d be taking you to the hotel to get settled in.

(I’m going to write this in little snippets so stay tuned)

Your room is much nicer than anything you have ever stayed in before. It’s huge, and it has an incredible view of the town. A little while after you finished settling in, you get a call on the room’s phone. It’s Alucard.

“Y/N, I hope your flight went well,” he begins.

“Oh yes it did.”

“Is the room nice enough for you?” He asks.

“It’s too nice! You shouldn’t have-“

“Nonsense. I wouldn’t have you sitting in filth.”

“Y-yes.”

“Meet me in the lobby in 30 minutes. I would like to speak to you in person,” he says before hanging up the phone.

blacknuttler:

To prove the point that I really want to write headcanons for Alucard, here are some random relationship headcanons for Alucard and you can request more specific ones if you want because that’s what a scenario blog is all about.

•Alucard will take his time opening up to his partner, just as he expects his SO will take their time opening up to him. It may be a few months, or even as long as a year, but once he starts to open up it all comes out fairly quickly. Once all is out, his SO can practically watch the tension leave him as he relaxes before their eyes.

•He listens to everything his partner has to say, even if they do not think he is listening. The topic may come up years later and Alucard could recite the entire conversation if he needed.

•Alucard’s SO starts to panic the first time they see him cry. The blood rolling down his cheeks makes their heart stop for a moment before they hear the choked out sobs rumbling from his chest to his throat.

•He is guilty of talking his SO into staying up until the early hours of the day to spend time with him. He feels a hint of guilt when he sees them struggling to hold their head up when the sun begins to rise, but he makes up for it by letting his SO sleep through the daylight with him.

•His SO will need to have a long talk with him about phasing through the walls at the worst times.

• Protective but not possessive. Alucard is very cautious as he knows the monsters that lurk in the shadows of the London streets, standing just outside of where the flickering street lights shine. For this reason, Alucard prefers to stay with them at night, whether they stay at the Hellsing manor, or if he is to stay at their own home.

• This dude is huge. He is 6.9 and has wide shoulders! He could consume his SO with a hug.

thehellsingorganization:

Evil laughter

• It gets too quiet at first
• You just have this FEELING of fuckery going on
• Starts off his antics by chuckling like an asshole
• “Enjoying yourself?”
• “Perhaps I can be of assistance~”
• “That’s not my name but you can call me what you like, I don’t mind~” (Stop screaming it’s just me)
• “I didn’t plan on making you scream yet, my dear..”
• “You don’t mind if I watch, do you?”
• His head alone just appears in the top corner
• He WANTS you to throw something, it’ll spur him on
• Hands you the soap before you realize he’s there: “Oh, than—AAAAAAA!!”
• Or his hands pressing against the shower curtain to hug you
• Trailing his hands up the back and down the front of your thighs with his gloves on
• Pat dat ass from under the rump just to make it bounce
• “You’re so tense; Let me help you ..relax~”
• Rubbing your lower spine up to your shoulders to get some knots out, slithering those fingers ever so sneakily round the front
• He’s not above using his more paranormal abilities to ‘enhance’ the mood
• It’s a hand it’s a FUCKIN hand coming out the drAIN
• He will crawl through the drain, phase through the wall, flicker the lights, etc, maybe a few too many hands coming out of the walls but you’re almost used to it by now
• He really just means it all in good fun
• Leaning his head riiiight into that part between your cheek and ear so that you’re off center and have to lean to him for balance
• Licks and bites your ears
• Him way more wet than you because he TOWERS, wet bangs covering his eyes but not his wide grin
• There will be times he’ll be more romantic but the old bean will leave you the more ‘playfully annoyed’ kind of hot and bothered sometimes
• The more romantic times meaning when he has your legs in his shoulders and your back against the tub wall huehuehue
• Holds his hand and a towel out like a gentleman after you exit the shower 5% fuming, wraps you up but not without his fingers roaming again
• “I can provide more enjoyable acts, if you wish”
• “I’d need to shower AGAIN, Alucard”
• “How tragic~” *winks*

Thank you for the ask!