Can you do some hcs where Alucards so wears glasses and like looses them all the time even when they’re on her face and struggles to find them bc she’s has such horrible eyesight and can’t see anything without them! Thank you!!

myhellhole:

  • He could spend hours watching you fumble around for your glasses
  • He thinks it’s the cutest thing 
  • If you ask him for help, he will
  • “If I were to turn you, you wouldn’t have this problem.”
  • He loves it when you bend over to find them, it gives him a really nice view 
  • Sometimes for fun, he’ll hide them to see you go looking, kind of like a game 
  • Sometimes he’ll hold them hostage saying you can only get them back for a kiss 
  • You’re gonna have to suck it up and do it to get them back 
  • But you don’t mind, he’s pretty kissable 
  • “See, was that so hard?”

Alucard, watching horror movies with his S/O, “This is what scares you? You have the worst monster of all sitting right next to you…And you’re becoming frightened of these fake ones?” S/O: “…Just last night you fell asleep with your head on my lap and you were purring like a kitten as I played with your hair…” Alucard, realizing he’s lost: “Well, my darling, any monster would become tamed under your lovely little hands *kisses each fingertip* I just happened to be the most fortunate.”

monsterloversanonymous:

GSFAGD GOD I LOve this so much it’s so adorable

Alucard just becomes a happy lapdog whenever his S/O lavishes him with affection

-and he definitely teases them about horror movies, so so much

HC on how Hans and the Hellsing crew would react to realizing they’ve fallen in love? How long would it take for them to fall in love?

9hats:

So I accidentally looked in the mirror just a moment ago and it’s horrible. I’ve been rubbing my eyes so much that my mascara is completely smeared and smudged under my eyes. I look like a mess, not a very hot one. Song recommendation: Choke // I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

                                            -Admin Ebony


Integra Hellsing:

– I think she wouldn’t know that she’s in love until she finds herself leaning in to kiss you. At first she thought it was just a friendly attraction, considering that she’s not had many of those. But as it builds into something deeper and you consumer her mind, she knows that this is not normal. She’s goon freak out and den her love every step of the way.

– I think it will take her years to actually come to love someone, just because she isn’t good with her feelings and has never experienced such a strong emotion.

Pip Bernadotte:

– It only takes a week until he knows he is in love, which is just as long as it took for him to fall in love.

– He thinks its a normal passing attraction athta a quick peck and one night stand could fix. Boy, is he wrong. Once he figures out just how deeply his feelings are he acts on them. He becomes more affectionate and becomes an overall better person for you.

Walter C Dornez:

– Like Integra it will take him years to fall in love, just because he has literally never felt love in this form.

– At first he is like “lol, what the fuck is love” but as he gets older he comes to term with his feelings and he will stop t nothing to make you fall in love with him too.

Seras Victoria:

– It’ll probably take her a few months to fall in love.

– When it does happen, she’ll try to get as close to her object of affection as possible. She wants to know you so in the future she can make you the happiest person alive.

Alucard:

– It literally takes him a lifetime to fall in love. He needs to know them inside out.

– When he does realize it’s love, he pushes the feeling as deep down as he can and suppresses his attraction. He avoids them completely for years. He doesn’t want to fall in love again only to lose them. The pain is far greater than he can handle.

Hans:

– Just like Alucard, it takes him a lifetime to fall in love jut because he is so distant from the world.

– But unlike Alucard, Hans will spend his time protecting his love from all dangers. He’ll even confront them about his feelings in hope that they are reciprocated. He’ll do whatever he needs to, to make them happy.

Real talk I feel like Alucard would be so Weak™ for getting his neck kissed/nipped/bit/sucked on. Like, s/o decides to playfully bite him because “haha he’s a vampire and I’m human the juxtaposition will be so funny” and so they innocently and playfully pounce on him when they’re chilling on the bed and bites down and instead of the reaction they expected to get… he moans. He moans a porn worthy moan and goes completely lax underneath them 💕💕

monsterloversanonymous:

OOOOHHHH YES ABSOLUTELY

It’s the fastest way to make him submit. He’s always thrilled when his S/O gets bold or rough, but when they start biting at his neck? It’s Game Over. Take him he’s yours.

Heya if it’s ok with you. May i have a Alucard x a to caring reader? As in whenever alu only makes the slightes peep they immediatly rush over to him making sure he’s ok. Thanks in advance! Your doign amazing :3

justtanotheranimehcblog:

I had to this as soon as I saw this ask! This is just to cute! Also thank you!

Alucard with a caring so!

-Okay first off Alucard doesn’t know what to think at first. 

-When you came running up to him after getting blasted by like 1000 bullets he looks at you like, “Um babe King of Vampires remember?”

-He’s never had anyone to care about him like the way you do and he’s honestly confused by it. Why would a human care so much about a monster like him? It just doesn’t make sense to him.

-As the relationship goes on he learns that he actually loves it. He loves having someone care about him and love on him when half of his life was absolute hell then not to mention he held captive by Integra’s father in that cell for God knows how long(i know he says it but i done forgot) so having someone finally love him and not use him makes him feel emotions he’s never felt before.

-He treats you like a doll after coming to realization of this and could spend hours with you in his lap talking about random stuff.

-During missions he keeps a close on you and always makes sure that you’re not in harms way and will gladly take a bullet for you.

-Okay I blame @monsterloversanonymous for all the fluffy Alucard stuff honestly if you’re not following her you’re missing out on some good stuff!

-All in all Alucard and a caring so will be a cute couple a big scary vampire with a sweet so following after him making sure he doesn’t die or get himself into more trouble.

Thank you so much for the ask! Please come again i can always write for Hellsing!!

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Honesty. Truly. I will never not headcanon Alucard and his s/o being silly with eachother and also like Morticia and Gomez. Just 0 straight to 100 at the drop of a hat. 0 being goofy and 100 being romantic. I reached that auction scene in the movie and yeah. Just yeah. Hellsing holds an auction to get funding and that exact thing happens during it. “Your turn, my ecstasy”

monsterloversanonymous:

Integra takes to carrying a newspaper with her so she can roll it up and smack Alucard with it whenever he jumps his S/O in public

tfw you have to scold your pet vampire because he decided to make out with his s/o in the middle of a company auction

Jokes aside I love this ask so much you’re absolutely right asjhgdfhf

Alucard with a gunslinging s/o tho, someone who can keep up with him in terms of fighting but he’s still protective and double checks them for bites after a fight with ghouls.

myhellhole:

Your skills with a gun were a major plus in your relationship with Alucard. He enjoyed being able to take you with him without having to worry about you all the time. That doesn’t mean he completely ignored you though.  

You two were on an important mission; your target was a high-level vampire that had managed to build up a pretty large ghoul army. As soon as you two stepped foot on the property, ghouls were popping up like cockroaches. Everywhere you looked there were tons of them clambering toward you, but this was nothing you couldn’t handle. 

The two of you split up, Alucard going to the left and you going to the right. With your trusty gun, you mowed them down one by one, their heads exploding with each shot. 

From the corner of your eye, you could see a ghoul trying to sneak up on you. You whipped around, raising your gun to fire, but before you could pull the trigger the ghoul’s head exploded. Following the direction of the shot, you found Alucard standing there with his gun. 

“I saw him coming you know,” You yelled to him over the sound of your gunshots. 

“I figured, but I just wanted to make sure my dear,” He yelled back. 

Since the ghouls all seemed to be surrounding the house that stood on the property, the two of you assumed that the vampire was probably hiding in there. Focusing your shots, you two pushed your way inside. 

Your hunch was correct. In the room at the top of the stairs and farthest to the right, you found him hiding in the closet with a gun in his hand. When he saw you two, he blindly fired shot after shot at you, which Alucard shielded you from before killing him. 

With him gone, it was easier to wipe out the remaining ghouls. Once they were all gone, the two of you started heading back. 

“Wait, turn around,” Alucard commanded. 

Rolling your eyes, you lifted up your arms and started spinning around, allowing him to check for any bite marks. 

“Come on, do you have to do this every time?” You groaned as he looked you up and down. 

“Of course, no matter how good you are, you’re still human.”

“But you know I’m better than your average human,” You protested. 

“I know, and I have a lot of respect for you, but that doesn’t mean you’re invincible,” He replied, finished with his inspection. 

“Alright. Can I drive back?” 

“Hell no.”

So I play a cheesy but cute dating sim where you are a modern girl who gets worm-holed into the past. Imagine that but with Vladcard. You have to concede you’ve actually traveled through time/space. Vampires (and god knows what else) are real. Vlad the Impaler is now a vampire and evil?? He wants you in some romantic way???? After being inevitably captured you are bathed and put in fancy period-appropriate clothing. Everything is strange and confusing and what are the marriage customs?????

monsterloversanonymous:

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THIS

IS THE CHEESINESS I LIVE FOR

realistic story lines?? NO. We’re time-traveling to smooch ancient vampire kings

may I request headcanons for Alucard dating someone who has a small child from a previous relationship? (and Alucard bonding with the tiny human)

monsterloversanonymous:

Sure thing! ♡

  • It makes no difference to him in their relationship -he’s by no means jealous or upset by the presence of a child or a past lover.
  • In fact, it’s quite the opposite. He’s more respectful of his future S/O upon first meeting, as he tends to hold people who have struggled and experienced life in a higher regard.
  • When his relationship with his S/O grows close/romantic, he’ll start to feel some sense of obligation towards their child. He won’t promise to step up and fill the place of their absent parent or any mushy nonsense like that, but he does keep a closer eye on the youngster, and provides extra support should his S/O require it.
  • At the start he’s neutral towards, but protective of the child. He holds no attachment to them personally, but understands how dear they are to his S/O, so he keeps the little thing safe.
  • Though he isn’t attached to them at first, he is quite playful with them. He’ll join them in little games if they request, ask them what they think about things, laugh when the child tells him something funny or embarrassing about his S/O, ect.
  • Quickly becomes endeared by the child if they prove to be clever, fiery or mischievous. He’ll gladly encourage any of their antics or curiosity, laughing whenever they cause trouble for someone.
  • Babysitting shenanigans. S/O has something important to do one day and asks their snookums to look after the child. Cue Alucard being terrible at doing just that.
  • How should he have known that showing them how to use a rapier wasn’t the proper way to bond with a kid? He was only teaching them to aim for the major arteries.
  • The kid honestly adores their mom/dad’s giant weirdo boyfriend. The two try awkwardly to bond in normal ways, but it always devolves into some tomfoolery.
  • -which is how the bats ended up being set loose at the zoo, after Alucard and the child mutually agreed that this particular bonding activity was absolutely dull.
  • Eventually he’ll come to see them as his own, just as he did with Seras. He becomes quite doting, and even somewhat proud of them, even if they’re just a little human who hasn’t exactly experienced much yet.
  • Somewhere down the line they end up calling him “dad”. He doesn’t correct them.
  • It’s actually the kid who gets embarrassed at their slip up and tries to correct themselves, while Alucard smiles at them smugly.
  • The first moment he realizes he’s grown fond of them, he’ll stare thoughtfully for a bit, before telling his S/O that they’ve managed to create quite an interesting little child.