Tag: I don’t even know

Be that friend who sends dick pics, send pics of tiny rubber diccs that are apparently really popular in Vietnam, send pictures of tiny milk filled chocolate dicks, pictures of tiny rubber dicc keychains in helmets, send doodles of tiny diccs with faces, send pics of bumblebee inspired diccs. Be that friend, I am. And one way or another, whether they laugh or just ignore you for life, you’ll be remembered by your friends.

I was looking at that hat and shirt Addy is wearing in “Welcome to Murphy Town” but really, its the apocalypse and there’s no one to judge anything you wear so then I pictured a big burly biker dude covered in tattoos with a frilly flowery bonnet showing up
And now I really want there to be a big burly biker dude covered in tattoos with a frilly flowery bonnet to show up.
With maybe a wombat or something in his sidecar
(who knows what survived from zoos anyway *shrugs*)

and the wombat has some goggles on too so the wind doesn’t bother his eyes and maybe a shirt or somethin

Amazing fic writers: *posts an hour, maybe a day late* I’m so sorry I was busy and didn’t get this posted in time please forgive me! *fic is perfect with amazing characterization, posts multiple times a week AND has tons of great headcanons*
Inner thoughts: So, when are you posting?
Me: Uh…
Inner thoughts: why does this say your last fic posted was over 3 months ago?
Me: I uh…
Inner thoughts: …idjit. Alright, what about that Momotarou oneshot you were going to make for @Armin_Coconut?
Me: I’m not really good with Momo, I should rewatch.
Inner thoughts: Fine. What about your Crona neko?
Me: *coughs* I should um finish the last eps of Soul eater
Inner thoughts: Since the last eps literally have 0 chance of being related to a neko au…fine, what about that SnK one you started?
Me: Well…I couldn’t figure out who to make it for…or what to do with that I wrote…
Inner thoughts: *getting increasingly frustrated* What about that Akatsuki fic you have a plot for?
Me: *slides imaginary $5* lets just pretend I didn’t forget to finish that anime?
Inner thoughts: *low growly noise* what about your 14 f*cking Ben Mason drafts, 2 of which have almost 1000 or so words??
Me: …I need to finish the last season…
Inner thoughts: THAT CARL GRIMES PARTIAL ONESHOT YOU STARTED FOR WHO KNOWS WHY?
Me: You mean the one that never got past the first paragraph is waiting for me to watch every episode when I need to start at ep 1?
Inner thoughts: *trying not to scream* What about the Alec imagine? the Jordan Kyle?
Me: …y’know, I’ve been meaning to reread those books, maybe then?
Inner thoughts: THE PETER PARKER IMAGINE WITH PLOT?
Me: I’ve never written for him and am scared I’ll do really horrible?
Inner thoughts: THE MYSTIQUE, KURT, WARREN AND PETER IMAGINES YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE PLOT FOR AND SAVED THAT ARE PARTIALLY WRITTEN?
Me: I’M BAD AT CHARACTERIZATION OK??
Inner thoughts: THE OC MYTHICAL BOY X READERS THAT HAVE 4 PARTIALLY WRITTEN DRAFTS? THE MINI FLUFF YOU HAD THE IDEA FOR WITH THE MUMMY? THE 51 PICS YOU HAVE SAVED FOR MORE OF THEM?
Me:…..I hate you….
Inner thoughts: YOU HAVEN’T WRITTEN ANYMORE ONE SHOTS IN 3 MONTHS. SOME OF THOSE ACTUALLY GET READS TOO WHY YOU NO WRITE
Me:……peep?
Inner thoughts: Your a f*cking train wreck.
Me: *shrugs* so uh…I’m just gonna go read some other peoples fics now. ….bye….