what if Wade got bored and went to go bother Spidey (I friendship Spideypool with Tom Hollands Spidey, imagine Wade just following him around messing everything up while chatting, killing people by accident and telling Peter sorry) at the Avengers tower and sees Sam, probably fangirls over seeing the Falcon then realizes Sam WILSON and decides they are now related somehow and creates some wacky family tree that makes zero possible sense
(But I can totally see Wade with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man being a highly dysfunctional hilarious couple)
Toad's Cave 