It was raining, horribly, had been all day. It kind of brought down the mood just a little. So everyone found themselves within Noctis’s apartment, you laying face down over Prompto and Noctis’s lap with a soft whine at your inner cramping up.
“Feeling any better?” Gladiolus asked reaching out to rest a hand on your head, you had taken some pain pills a little earlier but they hadn’t seemed to kick in for you to stop whining softly into the pillow under your head.
“No.” You whined weakly.
“You hungry?” Prompto asked stroking your back.
“No.” You whined again, turning to bury your face in the pillow. “Noctis royal decree my inners to get their shit together.”
Noctis only placed a comforting hand to your lower back, rubbing a soothing circle there. It didn’t stop the pain completely but it did loosen tightened muscles.
“You should still get something to eat,” Gladiolus replied, his arms hooking underneath your arms, to pull you into his lap.
You knew going dead weight had no effect on him, but you still did it with a low whine as he wrapped you in a blanket.
“Here you are, Darling,” Ignis called walking into the handing you a cup. “This will help with those pesky cramps, with a little honey and sugar.”
You hardly took the cup before you start tearing up.
“There we go,” Gladiolus called, running your back as you begun to cry. They all knew it was just a matter of getting it out, you had already cycled through anger, and unbridled happiness.
“I love you guys so much.” You cried sipping your tea.
I wanted to make this NSFW, because that’s kinda the rules around here, but… I just couldn’t make it happen, especially not with a damn puppy around. SO HERE’S A FUCKING ONCE IN A BLUE MOON EXCEPTION TO THE ALL NSFW ALL THE TIME AROUND HERE. EDIT: forgot to mention Prompto’s I don’t have any money line is inspired by the pregnancy comic that was going around by @gigglincactus .
– LV
——-
You’ve been out of town on business for the last year, but you’re finally about to be reunited with your darling boyfriend. It’s been a long year of texts, phone calls, and video chat, but you’re about to get some for the first time in far too long. You invite him over for dinner, and after a touching reunion you pull him into the kitchen, insisting he eat the food you lovingly cooked for him. As you’re finishing up dessert, you take his hands across the table, gently pulling him up and out of his seat and leading him towards your bedroom door. He leans in to kiss you but you put a finger to his lips, stopping him.
“It’s been so long since we’ve been apart… a year, in fact… and there’s been some… changes in my life. I guess… changes in our lives. Honey… I want you to meet my baby.”
Noctis: Noctis feels faint for a moment. Baby? What the fuck? When was the last time we slept together? It’s been… it’s been a year!! That’s enough time for her to have had a baby… oh Gods, Ignis is going to fucking murder me. He told me so many times to be careful…. I didn’t think this was going to happen to me!!
When you open the door to the bedroom, Noctis can feel his pulse pounding in his ears. The sound of a jingling collar fills the room, and when he feels something warm and hairy leaping up at his shins he looks down in shock at your tiny puppy. You pick up the small dog and put it in his arms, and all he can do is gape at you. “What’s the matter, Noct?” You laugh. “Did you think I meant something else?”
“…that’s… a dirty trick…” he grumbles, but it’s difficult to maintain a tough front with a puppy licking his face.
“You look like you about had a heart attack!!!”
He glares at you. “I almost did. But just so you know… I would have taken care of the baby.”
“I know you would, Noctis. But this is the only baby in our lives right now.”
Prompto: Prompto’s freckled face goes white as a sheet, and you immediately regret your choice of words. You’d only meant to have a little fun with him, but the poor boy looks as if he’s liable to faint.
“I don’t… have any… money…” his voice comes out in a squeak, and you decide this joke has gone far enough. You open the door and lift your puppy into your arms, placing it against Prompto’s chest. His arms come up to wrap around the dog, but he doesn’t even seem to register what he’s doing. He speaks as if he’s in a trance.
“I’ll get a job… I’ll deliver pizzas… I’ll… I’ll figure something out.”
The puppy licks his face, and he looks at it suddenly. “A puppy, ________? Another mouth to feed… but that’s okay, I’ll make it work. I swear I’ll take care of us…”
“Prompto… this is my baby.”
He blinks a few times, holding the puppy out to get a better look.
“Oh… OH!!! OH MY GODS!!! THE PUPPY IS YOUR BABY!!!”
“That was so sweet of you though, Prom… nice to know you’ll do whatever it takes to take care of me and our baby.”
Prompto laughs, the nerves flooding out of him all at once.
“Of course I will… but if it’s all the same to you, maybe we could wait a little while on any actual human babies?”
Ignis: Ignis tries his best to keep his hands from shaking visibly as he nervously pushes his glasses back up his nose. Hadn’t he always used a condom? Weren’t you on birth control? How did he find himself in this position now? He still had his duty to his Prince, but a child changed everything… he’d have to figure out how to juggle both… no, he would take care of you, and you’d take care of the child. It had to be this way. He clears his throat and tries his best to keep his voice as even and non-judgmental as possible.
“I will take care of my responsibilities… I assure you, you and the child shall want for nothing. I had not intended to put you in this position, but I will do whatever it takes to make sure you and our baby have everything that you need. I am sorry you dealt with this alone for the last year…”
You can’t bring yourself to interrupt Ignis’s adorable speech, so you simply open the door and pick up your puppy, handing it to your boyfriend without a word. He stops mid-sentence and looks at the dog for a few moments in silence. When it licks his glasses his removes them from his face swiftly, shooting you a sullen look as he pockets them.
“…you could have stopped me anytime, darling.”
“Aww Ignis… hearing you get all dutiful on me was just too sweet to pass up. Good to know if I do get knocked up me and our baby ‘will want for nothing’…”
Ignis scratches behind the dog’s ears.
“…of course.”
Gladio: Time slows to a crawl around Gladio. He sees your mouth moving, but the words make no sense to him. His heart hammers in his chest, and he can feel his legs growing weak. He wobbles backward, reaching out for something to steady himself and grabs hold of a thin lamp that’s entirely unable to support his weight. He goes crashing to the ground, landing hard enough to knock the wind out of him. He lays on the ground in a daze, thoughts of a child he never knew he had running through his mind. His family has money to support the child, of course… but he has a duty to the prince… Iris can step in to help but that’s his child… he needs to be there. His mind runs in circles with thoughts of his new life as a father; he’s so deep in his own head he doesn’t notice a small dog licking his face for the first few moments. It’s only when you kneel down by his side to make sure that he’s alright that he begins to hear what you’re saying.
“Gladio?? Gladio honey?! Are you alright?!”
“…there’s a dog in here.”
“I know… that’s what I was trying to tell you. I got a puppy, Gladio.”
“…”
Gladio stares up at the ceiling in silence, then begins to laugh, a low throaty chuckle that evolves into a full-body experience. He shakes with mirth, tears rolling down his cheeks as the realization of what’s just happened dawns on him.
“I thought… oh Gods… I thought… ahahaha!!!”
“Yeah… I know what you thought. Sorry baby. I thought you’d think it was funny.”
“Yeah… funny… heeheehee…”
Eventually Gladio sits up and pulls the small dog into his arms, petting it fondly.
“I was gonna take care of the kid, for the record… but I’m good waiting for a while on that if you are.”
I wanted to make this NSFW, because that’s kinda the rules around here, but… I just couldn’t make it happen, especially not with a damn puppy around. SO HERE’S A FUCKING ONCE IN A BLUE MOON EXCEPTION TO THE ALL NSFW ALL THE TIME AROUND HERE. EDIT: forgot to mention Prompto’s I don’t have any money line is inspired by the pregnancy comic that was going around by @gigglincactus .
– LV
——-
You’ve been out of town on business for the last year, but you’re finally about to be reunited with your darling boyfriend. It’s been a long year of texts, phone calls, and video chat, but you’re about to get some for the first time in far too long. You invite him over for dinner, and after a touching reunion you pull him into the kitchen, insisting he eat the food you lovingly cooked for him. As you’re finishing up dessert, you take his hands across the table, gently pulling him up and out of his seat and leading him towards your bedroom door. He leans in to kiss you but you put a finger to his lips, stopping him.
“It’s been so long since we’ve been apart… a year, in fact… and there’s been some… changes in my life. I guess… changes in our lives. Honey… I want you to meet my baby.”
Noctis: Noctis feels faint for a moment. Baby? What the fuck? When was the last time we slept together? It’s been… it’s been a year!! That’s enough time for her to have had a baby… oh Gods, Ignis is going to fucking murder me. He told me so many times to be careful…. I didn’t think this was going to happen to me!!
When you open the door to the bedroom, Noctis can feel his pulse pounding in his ears. The sound of a jingling collar fills the room, and when he feels something warm and hairy leaping up at his shins he looks down in shock at your tiny puppy. You pick up the small dog and put it in his arms, and all he can do is gape at you. “What’s the matter, Noct?” You laugh. “Did you think I meant something else?”
“…that’s… a dirty trick…” he grumbles, but it’s difficult to maintain a tough front with a puppy licking his face.
“You look like you about had a heart attack!!!”
He glares at you. “I almost did. But just so you know… I would have taken care of the baby.”
“I know you would, Noctis. But this is the only baby in our lives right now.”
Prompto: Prompto’s freckled face goes white as a sheet, and you immediately regret your choice of words. You’d only meant to have a little fun with him, but the poor boy looks as if he’s liable to faint.
“I don’t… have any… money…” his voice comes out in a squeak, and you decide this joke has gone far enough. You open the door and lift your puppy into your arms, placing it against Prompto’s chest. His arms come up to wrap around the dog, but he doesn’t even seem to register what he’s doing. He speaks as if he’s in a trance.
“I’ll get a job… I’ll deliver pizzas… I’ll… I’ll figure something out.”
The puppy licks his face, and he looks at it suddenly. “A puppy, ________? Another mouth to feed… but that’s okay, I’ll make it work. I swear I’ll take care of us…”
“Prompto… this is my baby.”
He blinks a few times, holding the puppy out to get a better look.
“Oh… OH!!! OH MY GODS!!! THE PUPPY IS YOUR BABY!!!”
“That was so sweet of you though, Prom… nice to know you’ll do whatever it takes to take care of me and our baby.”
Prompto laughs, the nerves flooding out of him all at once.
“Of course I will… but if it’s all the same to you, maybe we could wait a little while on any actual human babies?”
Ignis: Ignis tries his best to keep his hands from shaking visibly as he nervously pushes his glasses back up his nose. Hadn’t he always used a condom? Weren’t you on birth control? How did he find himself in this position now? He still had his duty to his Prince, but a child changed everything… he’d have to figure out how to juggle both… no, he would take care of you, and you’d take care of the child. It had to be this way. He clears his throat and tries his best to keep his voice as even and non-judgmental as possible.
“I will take care of my responsibilities… I assure you, you and the child shall want for nothing. I had not intended to put you in this position, but I will do whatever it takes to make sure you and our baby have everything that you need. I am sorry you dealt with this alone for the last year…”
You can’t bring yourself to interrupt Ignis’s adorable speech, so you simply open the door and pick up your puppy, handing it to your boyfriend without a word. He stops mid-sentence and looks at the dog for a few moments in silence. When it licks his glasses his removes them from his face swiftly, shooting you a sullen look as he pockets them.
“…you could have stopped me anytime, darling.”
“Aww Ignis… hearing you get all dutiful on me was just too sweet to pass up. Good to know if I do get knocked up me and our baby ‘will want for nothing’…”
Ignis scratches behind the dog’s ears.
“…of course.”
Gladio: Time slows to a crawl around Gladio. He sees your mouth moving, but the words make no sense to him. His heart hammers in his chest, and he can feel his legs growing weak. He wobbles backward, reaching out for something to steady himself and grabs hold of a thin lamp that’s entirely unable to support his weight. He goes crashing to the ground, landing hard enough to knock the wind out of him. He lays on the ground in a daze, thoughts of a child he never knew he had running through his mind. His family has money to support the child, of course… but he has a duty to the prince… Iris can step in to help but that’s his child… he needs to be there. His mind runs in circles with thoughts of his new life as a father; he’s so deep in his own head he doesn’t notice a small dog licking his face for the first few moments. It’s only when you kneel down by his side to make sure that he’s alright that he begins to hear what you’re saying.
“Gladio?? Gladio honey?! Are you alright?!”
“…there’s a dog in here.”
“I know… that’s what I was trying to tell you. I got a puppy, Gladio.”
“…”
Gladio stares up at the ceiling in silence, then begins to laugh, a low throaty chuckle that evolves into a full-body experience. He shakes with mirth, tears rolling down his cheeks as the realization of what’s just happened dawns on him.
“I thought… oh Gods… I thought… ahahaha!!!”
“Yeah… I know what you thought. Sorry baby. I thought you’d think it was funny.”
“Yeah… funny… heeheehee…”
Eventually Gladio sits up and pulls the small dog into his arms, petting it fondly.
“I was gonna take care of the kid, for the record… but I’m good waiting for a while on that if you are.”
@shadowkat-83 made a post (here) about chocobros and Cor learning their gf is bi and had dated Cindy so I had to do this y’all
As a bi gal who loves Cor and Cindy and was struck with inspiration, I had to. Here ya go, folks!
Noctis
He… he had no idea
Like
He never even had a single inkling that you were bi
But then
Then one day, you crack a joke about “being too gay for this shit” and he just… pauses
Wait
“Are… are you gay?”
And you just glance at him and go, “Well… I’m like, half gay?”
And he just… panics. “What???”
“Dude, I’m bisexual.”
Noct paused, then rolled with it. “Oh, cool. I made out with a guy once. Didn’t like it though.”
Yes
Noct is the guy who says that to a bi person
But still, he didn’t think too much of it afterwards
One day, he gets curious and asks if you’ve ever dated a girl before and you just go, “Oh, yeah, Cindy.”
And he just… Error 404: Noctis Not Found
He didn’t expect it tbh
“Oh, uh, why’d you guys break up?”
“Couldn’t do long distance relationship, ya know?”
He panicked internally, tbh, thought you still liked Cindy (you didn’t btw)
It was an insecure week before you picked up on that and made it very clear that you didn’t like her like that anymore
Noctis lowkey is curious af about your bisexuality, but never finds the right times to ask
He often wonders if you like the same types of girls as him (if a girl catches his eye, he always wonders what you’d think of her) but he never asks
Sometimes the other bros catch you two checking out the same girl and just snicker
Sometimes you and Noct just make eye contact after seeing a drop dead gorgeous gal and just nod
Prompto
Prom, much like Noctis, had no fuckin’ idea
Like, it wasn’t even on his radar
One day, he’s talking with Cindy (his crush on her had long since disappeared ever since you became his gf) and she asks about you
He’s a little confused, didn’t know you knew Cindy, and says you’re doing great, that your relationship is going well, etc.
Cindy nods, “Thank goodness, she was a bit of a mess when we broke up!” (you totally were btw, which is completely understandable)
Prompto was confused as fuck and was just !!! ??? “Uh… you… you guys dated?”
Next time he sees you (which is like, twenty minutes later), he is fuh-reaking out
“Y/N!!!! You dated Cindy????”
“Yeah, but it was a while back. Haven’t seen her in a while, I should give her a call…”
Prompto is just !!! even more
He’s so confused and lost and just… Why didn’t you ever tell him?
Luckily, months of dating Prom has made it easier to pick things up and you’re just like, “Shit, babe, didn’t I tell you? I’m bi!”
It broke him for a few mins
He just sat there, jaw open, eyes wide, stunned
“And… and you dated Cindy?” shit, you guys had similar taste in women? Prompto was weirdly just… he felt like he became closer with you after that. Lowkey, he fell a little more in love with you (don’t ask him why, he doesn’t know)
Prompto was 100% okay with your sexuality, his only deal was that he felt a little insecure. Poor guy felt like he had to live up to the standards of both men and women now
In the end, you always proved yourself to be in love with him and only him, so his insecurity melted away
He also started questioning his own sexuality and hey, turned out he was bi, too!!! Y’all would put on some bigass pairs of sunglasses and go on people watching dates, pointing out attractive men and women and becoming closer through it (you both always made sure to clarify that it was mostly in jest and that no one could hold a candle to the other)
In summary: #bigoals
Gladdy
You never really found it too necessary to tell Gladdy about your sexuality (not gonna lie, it slipped your mind)
One day, he saw an old post pop back up in your feed on some social media and… hoo boi. Of all the pics, it was the one pic you and your ex had taken while kissing
Gladdy knew you had dated, he just didn’t know you had dated Cindy
Honestly, he wasn’t surprised. He had seen some of your lingering looks on the ladies, but it never really clicked until then
Still, to him it wasn’t a big deal (he actually thought it was kind of hot but uh i don’t like to think about it)
He also didn’t bring it up
At least, he didn’t ask about it, but if anything close to sexuality pops up in your convos he’s gonna subtly push it in that direction
He lowkey just wanted to know why you didn’t tell him (at first, he thought you were worried about what he was going to think)
When you just looked confused and let out a, “Shit, I thought you knew?”
He just laughed. He was relieved that you weren’t worried or concerned, but hell if he didn’t think it was funny
“I’m surprised I didn’t figure it out sooner,” He’d say later, “especially after all the times I’ve seen you staring at Cindy’s ass.”
You could only ever shrug in response tbh
Sometimes you and Gladdy would admire some ladies from afar btw (#goals)
Your bi jokes also increased significantly after that
Also Gladio probably had some weird dreams about you with gals after he found out, but I also don’t want to think too much about that so
Ignis
Oh he already fucking knew you were bi
Hell, he knew it well before you guys even started dating
It never bugged him, like ever (sometimes Prom would ask if it did, too)
But Ignis Scientia knows you love him (I mean, who wouldn’t?)
Still, he does bring it up after a few months of you pointedly not telling him
Much like in the case of the others, it had slipped your mind
He was a little amused, but after an interesting convo about when you had originally started realizing you might be bi, it became as unimportant as before
However, even though he knew you were bi, he didn’t know you had dated Cindy
In fact, he found out through Cid, of all people
He was simply paying Cid for a Regalia paint job, and Cid goes, “Hope you’re treatin’ yer lady right! She may not be with Cindy no more, but she’s still parta the family!”
Ignis just… His glasses flashed
You… you dated Cindy?
He brought it up at dinner. He was blushing and a little embarrassed because hey… It’s one thing to ask about sexuality, it’s a different thing to bring up past relationships (if he wasn’t so flustered he’d realize it’s weird and a little rude but our boi was d y i n g)
To you, it wasn’t a big deal, “Oh, we haven’t dated in years. We realized we’d rather be friends.”
But to him? It felr weirdly… Personal? He thought it’s because Cindy was someone he was around so often, but he’s not 100% sure
Still, Iggy got a bit touchy when the two of you were around Cindy from then on
He’d have an arm around you, kiss you much more than normal (man’s usually not a big fan of PDA), maybe even whisper sweet words in your ears (always made you blush, every. Damn. time.)
Cindy picked up on it and hoooo boi, it tickled her funny bone
You eventually picked up on it, too, but you enjoy the extra affection so you never said anything
BONUS! Cor
Cor didn’t know either.
It wasn’t that he hadn’t thought of it, it was just… Well, tbh, he didn’t care
You were in a relationship with him, he knew you loved him, he loved you… Your feelings were so clear to each other that what genders you were attracted to didn’t matter much to him
One day, you did end up telling him your sexuality
You were lowkey worried because he was a bit older and you knew how sometimes older folks were a bit… conservative
When you told him, he wasn’t phased at all
In fact, he just kind of went, “Same.” and went back to drinking his wine
You were the stunned one tbh
“I… You are???”
It actually made him chuckle (anytime you were stunned or confused he just thought you looked so cute)
“Clarus and I experimented a bit when we were young. Not with each other but… Well, gay bars have been a thing for years.”
You were even more stunned
O
M
F
G
Cor the fucking Immortal had gone to gay bars??? With the King’s fucking shield????
You were frozen
And Cor? Cor just fuckin laughed lmao
He leaned forward, eyes twinkling and amused as all hell, “I hope that doesn’t change our relationship,”
Of course that brought you back, and you were just shaking your head feverishly, “Of course not! You just caught me off guard is all!”
He had been teasing you, of course, and your reaction had him chuckling and leaning forward to place a loving little kiss on your lips
“Still, you’re the woman I love and that’s not changing anytime soon.”
Oh yeah. Your sexuality didn’t change a damn thing, and neither did his
@shadowkat-83 made a post (here) about chocobros and Cor learning their gf is bi and had dated Cindy so I had to do this y’all
As a bi gal who loves Cor and Cindy and was struck with inspiration, I had to. Here ya go, folks!
Noctis
He… he had no idea
Like
He never even had a single inkling that you were bi
But then
Then one day, you crack a joke about “being too gay for this shit” and he just… pauses
Wait
“Are… are you gay?”
And you just glance at him and go, “Well… I’m like, half gay?”
And he just… panics. “What???”
“Dude, I’m bisexual.”
Noct paused, then rolled with it. “Oh, cool. I made out with a guy once. Didn’t like it though.”
Yes
Noct is the guy who says that to a bi person
But still, he didn’t think too much of it afterwards
One day, he gets curious and asks if you’ve ever dated a girl before and you just go, “Oh, yeah, Cindy.”
And he just… Error 404: Noctis Not Found
He didn’t expect it tbh
“Oh, uh, why’d you guys break up?”
“Couldn’t do long distance relationship, ya know?”
He panicked internally, tbh, thought you still liked Cindy (you didn’t btw)
It was an insecure week before you picked up on that and made it very clear that you didn’t like her like that anymore
Noctis lowkey is curious af about your bisexuality, but never finds the right times to ask
He often wonders if you like the same types of girls as him (if a girl catches his eye, he always wonders what you’d think of her) but he never asks
Sometimes the other bros catch you two checking out the same girl and just snicker
Sometimes you and Noct just make eye contact after seeing a drop dead gorgeous gal and just nod
Prompto
Prom, much like Noctis, had no fuckin’ idea
Like, it wasn’t even on his radar
One day, he’s talking with Cindy (his crush on her had long since disappeared ever since you became his gf) and she asks about you
He’s a little confused, didn’t know you knew Cindy, and says you’re doing great, that your relationship is going well, etc.
Cindy nods, “Thank goodness, she was a bit of a mess when we broke up!” (you totally were btw, which is completely understandable)
Prompto was confused as fuck and was just !!! ??? “Uh… you… you guys dated?”
Next time he sees you (which is like, twenty minutes later), he is fuh-reaking out
“Y/N!!!! You dated Cindy????”
“Yeah, but it was a while back. Haven’t seen her in a while, I should give her a call…”
Prompto is just !!! even more
He’s so confused and lost and just… Why didn’t you ever tell him?
Luckily, months of dating Prom has made it easier to pick things up and you’re just like, “Shit, babe, didn’t I tell you? I’m bi!”
It broke him for a few mins
He just sat there, jaw open, eyes wide, stunned
“And… and you dated Cindy?” shit, you guys had similar taste in women? Prompto was weirdly just… he felt like he became closer with you after that. Lowkey, he fell a little more in love with you (don’t ask him why, he doesn’t know)
Prompto was 100% okay with your sexuality, his only deal was that he felt a little insecure. Poor guy felt like he had to live up to the standards of both men and women now
In the end, you always proved yourself to be in love with him and only him, so his insecurity melted away
He also started questioning his own sexuality and hey, turned out he was bi, too!!! Y’all would put on some bigass pairs of sunglasses and go on people watching dates, pointing out attractive men and women and becoming closer through it (you both always made sure to clarify that it was mostly in jest and that no one could hold a candle to the other)
In summary: #bigoals
Gladdy
You never really found it too necessary to tell Gladdy about your sexuality (not gonna lie, it slipped your mind)
One day, he saw an old post pop back up in your feed on some social media and… hoo boi. Of all the pics, it was the one pic you and your ex had taken while kissing
Gladdy knew you had dated, he just didn’t know you had dated Cindy
Honestly, he wasn’t surprised. He had seen some of your lingering looks on the ladies, but it never really clicked until then
Still, to him it wasn’t a big deal (he actually thought it was kind of hot but uh i don’t like to think about it)
He also didn’t bring it up
At least, he didn’t ask about it, but if anything close to sexuality pops up in your convos he’s gonna subtly push it in that direction
He lowkey just wanted to know why you didn’t tell him (at first, he thought you were worried about what he was going to think)
When you just looked confused and let out a, “Shit, I thought you knew?”
He just laughed. He was relieved that you weren’t worried or concerned, but hell if he didn’t think it was funny
“I’m surprised I didn’t figure it out sooner,” He’d say later, “especially after all the times I’ve seen you staring at Cindy’s ass.”
You could only ever shrug in response tbh
Sometimes you and Gladdy would admire some ladies from afar btw (#goals)
Your bi jokes also increased significantly after that
Also Gladio probably had some weird dreams about you with gals after he found out, but I also don’t want to think too much about that so
Ignis
Oh he already fucking knew you were bi
Hell, he knew it well before you guys even started dating
It never bugged him, like ever (sometimes Prom would ask if it did, too)
But Ignis Scientia knows you love him (I mean, who wouldn’t?)
Still, he does bring it up after a few months of you pointedly not telling him
Much like in the case of the others, it had slipped your mind
He was a little amused, but after an interesting convo about when you had originally started realizing you might be bi, it became as unimportant as before
However, even though he knew you were bi, he didn’t know you had dated Cindy
In fact, he found out through Cid, of all people
He was simply paying Cid for a Regalia paint job, and Cid goes, “Hope you’re treatin’ yer lady right! She may not be with Cindy no more, but she’s still parta the family!”
Ignis just… His glasses flashed
You… you dated Cindy?
He brought it up at dinner. He was blushing and a little embarrassed because hey… It’s one thing to ask about sexuality, it’s a different thing to bring up past relationships (if he wasn’t so flustered he’d realize it’s weird and a little rude but our boi was d y i n g)
To you, it wasn’t a big deal, “Oh, we haven’t dated in years. We realized we’d rather be friends.”
But to him? It felr weirdly… Personal? He thought it’s because Cindy was someone he was around so often, but he’s not 100% sure
Still, Iggy got a bit touchy when the two of you were around Cindy from then on
He’d have an arm around you, kiss you much more than normal (man’s usually not a big fan of PDA), maybe even whisper sweet words in your ears (always made you blush, every. Damn. time.)
Cindy picked up on it and hoooo boi, it tickled her funny bone
You eventually picked up on it, too, but you enjoy the extra affection so you never said anything
BONUS! Cor
Cor didn’t know either.
It wasn’t that he hadn’t thought of it, it was just… Well, tbh, he didn’t care
You were in a relationship with him, he knew you loved him, he loved you… Your feelings were so clear to each other that what genders you were attracted to didn’t matter much to him
One day, you did end up telling him your sexuality
You were lowkey worried because he was a bit older and you knew how sometimes older folks were a bit… conservative
When you told him, he wasn’t phased at all
In fact, he just kind of went, “Same.” and went back to drinking his wine
You were the stunned one tbh
“I… You are???”
It actually made him chuckle (anytime you were stunned or confused he just thought you looked so cute)
“Clarus and I experimented a bit when we were young. Not with each other but… Well, gay bars have been a thing for years.”
You were even more stunned
O
M
F
G
Cor the fucking Immortal had gone to gay bars??? With the King’s fucking shield????
You were frozen
And Cor? Cor just fuckin laughed lmao
He leaned forward, eyes twinkling and amused as all hell, “I hope that doesn’t change our relationship,”
Of course that brought you back, and you were just shaking your head feverishly, “Of course not! You just caught me off guard is all!”
He had been teasing you, of course, and your reaction had him chuckling and leaning forward to place a loving little kiss on your lips
“Still, you’re the woman I love and that’s not changing anytime soon.”
Oh yeah. Your sexuality didn’t change a damn thing, and neither did his
Alright, so allow me to put forward a really self-indulgent idea for everyone involving the Office AU.
After many late evenings finishing projects, after many office parties and weathering crisis’ together, you are now very good friends with CEO Noctis, the the rest of the Chocobro execs.
One day, they as really good friends of yours, decide they want you to have a great time after working so hard for the company. Like, you need a night out or something, right? Some genius Prompto decides that you need to go on a date and convinces the others of the same thing. So after some rigorous searching of their own, they set you up on a blind date with A Person.
Of course you think this is weird as hell, but you agree, you need a night out and the guys have gone through this trouble of setting up this date, so okay. You’re gonna go out for your sake, for their sake. I mean, it’ll be a good time right?
It would in fact, not be a good time.
Let me tell you all about:
That One Bad Date (‘You had ONE job, guys!’)
i.e the time the Chocobros were meant to save you from a bad date, but decided to fuck shit up for their own amusement, to establish dominance, to be shits.
YOU ARE AMAZING!!! During high school, s/o
has been best friend with the chocobro for a long time, and they have this big,
BIG crush on s/o However, s/o is ridiculously absent-minded to notice the chocobro
is trying to flirt on them, get their attention, even the biggest try So… I’d
like to see their fails and how the chocobro would manage that situation at the
end (obviously, a happy ending) 💞
A/N: Since I’m an awkward nerd and have
no idea about flirting myself, I wasn’t too inspired to write this one. Which is
why it’s a bit short and I’m not too happy with the result, but I hope you guys
enjoy it even if I feel a bit insecure about it 😛
PROMPTO
A sound caught your attention as you
aimlessly walked around. When you turned to it, you saw a familiar blond
energetically waving his hand at you.
You smiled at the sight of Prompto, as you
had wondered where he had gone to. Perhaps he was chatting with Noctis, seeing
as they were such good friends and you were still a bit intimidated by the
prince to join them.
Prompto and you walked towards each other,
closing the distance and meeting in the middle.
“H-Hi, Y/N!” He showed you a shy smile.
“There you are! I’ve been looking for you”
“You’ve… been looking for me?”
“Yeah, don’t we wait for each other and walk
home together every day?”
“Huh?” He seemed absent as he scratched the
back of his head. “Oh, yeah! You’re right, you’re right…”
You sweetly smiled at him as you walked
together in your daily way back home.
You took notice that Prompto was oddly
thoughtful and absent, yet didn’t really pay too much attention to it.
Sometimes he had days like those, it was nothing to worry about.
“W-wanna do something later?” He blurted out
of nowhere, speaking so quickly that you didn’t quite understand him.
“What was that?” You felt bad for making him
repeat himself, since something seemed to really be bothering him.
“I… I was wondering if you wanted to do… uh…”
Prompto hesitated, obviously distraught.
“Are you okay, Prompto?” You worried, placing
a hand on his arm. You didn’t notice how he blushed because of it. “There’s
something off about you today”
“D-don’t mind me, heh” He awkwardly chuckled,
being too shy to hold your glance. “I just become even more of a klutz around
cute people”
“Aw” You stared at him fondly. “Did you just
call me cute?”
“Y-yeah, I… uh… I did” He piped up, finally
looking into your eyes.
“You’re cute too, Prom”
“No, you don’t understand”
“What?” You asked him seeing as he had
stopped walking.
“I really… I-I-I like you, Y/N!”
“I like you too, what’s this about?”
“Nooohooo” He whined in frustration,
fidgeting around even more energetically than usual. “I mean I really like you! Like… like like y-you?”
You tilted your head in confusion, intently
observing him. You couldn’t really understand why he was blushing, why he
appeared so shy and flustered.
Until it finally hit you. At last, you realized why he
would sometimes act like that.
He was trying to flirt with you! Like the
time he jokingly said you two were so synchronized that you could make a great
couple and awkwardly laugh when you brushed the comment off. Or like that time
he froze when you pointed out how cute he looked and he spluttered out that you always looked cute.
“Prompto…” You mumbled, your heart fluttering
with the discovery.
“F-forget it, okay?” Another awkward chuckle
escaped his lips as he kept walking, passing you by and hoping you would
follow. “Now I made it all weird, I shouldn’t have said anything, I… I knew it!”
“Prompto” Endeared by his reaction, you
walked behind him trying to catch up.
But that boy was fast, and he was determined
as he almost sprinted through the streets.
“You don’t even have to say anything, Y/N,
just pretend that I… pretend this didn’t happen, heh”
“Prompto!” You held him back by the arm until
he stopped mumbling and walking.
He turned to you with a grimace on his face,
almost as though he was bracing for the horrible rejection.
“What was that you asked me before?” You
tried again, knowing how to reply to his question.
“Do you wanna do something later?”
“I would love to”
IGNIS
You spotted Ignis approaching you, stylish
and sober as usual, his hands elegantly held behind his back.
“Good morning, Y/N” He greeted you in that
lovely accent of his.
“Hello, Iggy” You fondly hugged him, knowing
he was too formal to initiate it.
The embrace was quick, yet when you broke
away a faint flush had arrived to his cheeks. He held one hand up to adjust his
glasses, keeping his glance low.
“I have something I would like to give you”
You couldn’t understand why his green eyes wouldn’t met yours as he kept
adjusting his glasses.
“Really?” You chuckled, surprised by his
words.
Without another word, Ignis revealed that the
hand behind his back wasn’t empty. It carried a beautiful bouquet of your
favorite flowers.
You gasped in astonishment because of the
unexpected gift and clumsily held your hands forwards to accept it. A brief
smile plastered on Ignis’ lips when your hands finally wrapped around the stem of the
flowers.
“Beautiful flowers for a beautiful dame” He
commented charmingly.
“What… what’s this about?”
The question disarmed him, as he gaped at
you, rendered speechless. For a few seconds he struggled to get the words out,
and when he finally did he had to start again many times due to stuttering.
You had never seen him in such state! Ignis
was always so serene and collected, so elegant and smooth!
“I merely meant to convey my… ehem…
affections…” He gave you a significant glance. “Towards you, Y/N”
“You didn’t need to give me flowers for that”
You exclaimed, amazed by his behavior. “I already know you like me, silly!”
Ignis sighed and shook his head, adjusting
his glasses yet again.
“I’m afraid you’re misunderstanding my
intentions, darling” He said lovingly like he always did whenever he used one
of those terms of endearment.
“Your intentions?” You wondered out loud,
intently watching him and trying to read his cryptic expression.
It was almost as though he was trying to
control his features not to give out too much information about his current
emotional state.
He took a deep breath –you couldn’t really
tell that he was actually very nervous –and tried again.
“Yes, perhaps I’m not expressing myself
correctly”
“What do you mean, Iggy?”
“I mean to say I have certain… feelings for
you, Y/N”
You watched him, clueless, for several seconds
until a little lightbulb turned on in your head.
“Oh!” You exclaimed, blushing in
embarrassment. “Oh, I see! Ignis, I-“
“You needn’t say anything, darling” Ignis
then dedicated you a sweet charming smile. “I solely wanted to present you my
true emotions”
Endeared by such a sensitive attitude, you
went to hug him. You felt him relaxing in the embrace as he amorously wrapped his arms around your figure.
NOCTIS
Feeling extremely comfortable and cozy, you
lightly stirred to reposition yourself in the bed you were sharing with Noctis.
You grew tired of playing videogames and ended up just lying there, chatting
and being lazy together.
Honestly, you expected him to fall asleep any
moment. You didn’t playfully call him ‘Sleepy Prince’ for nothing.
Much to your surprise, however, he snuggled
closer to you and rested his head on your shoulder.
“Noct?” You asked, puzzled by his gesture.
“What?” He complained lazily. “I’m sleepy”
“Do you always get so affectionate when
you’re sleepy?” You already knew that he didn’t usually get so cuddly, yet felt
the need to ask anyway.
“No…”
“Okay”
Whatever, you thought, he was probably just
especially tired that day. Why would he seek you out like that otherwise?
You heard a light chuckle coming from him,
which made you wonder if he had already fallen asleep and was laughing in his
sleep. Until you confirmed he was wide awake.
Something poked you in the ribs, making you
jolt up slightly and cuddle to his side subconsciously. You looked down to your
side to see Noctis’ finger poking you again.
“Noct!” You complained, only to look up and
see a smirk on his lips.
Your friend kept on tickling you, giggling
along with you as you laughed out loud and wiggled under his fingers. He only
stopped once you were extremely close to him, resting over his torso panting
from the tickling and leaning your head on his shoulder.
“Why would you do that, Noct?” You exclaimed
in outrage between ragged breaths.
“What can I say?” He chuckled, casually
resting his arms around you and pulling you even closer. “I just love the way you laugh”
“Aw” You cooed, turning your head to lock
eyes with him. “That’s so sweet! You’re such a good friend”
The happy twinkle that had been in his pale
eyes faded to be replaced with astonishment. His brows furrowed as well.
“Friend? That’s not the word I would have
used, Y/N…”
“What do you mean?” Alarmed, you carefully pushed
yourself off him and sat up straight in the bed.
“I don’t really see you as a friend, you
know?”
“I’m not following…”
Noctis paused to awkwardly and bashfully
scratch the back of his head. You didn’t understand this behavior, neither the
blush that suddenly took over his cheeks.
“I know you maybe don’t, but I see you as…
more than a friend”
“Oh…” Mortified by such confession, you hid
your face on his shoulder again.
Your heart was racing, and you could feel
Noctis under you, breathing heavily as well.
You felt a sudden heat creeping up to your
cheeks with the thought, but you got a sudden urge to kiss him. You decided to
give in to it.
Very quickly, as though he wouldn’t realize
it happened and you could pretend like you never did it, you faced him again. Your
lips brushed his in a light kiss and then you sheltered in his shoulder again.
Even though you heard him chuckling in
content.
GLADIO
You didn’t think it was a big deal when
Gladio placed an arm around your waist. Neither did you when he pulled you
closer to his side. Nor when he grinned at you as you looked up at him.
However, when Gladio frowned and stared at you
strangely, you knew something was off.
“Gladdy, why are you staring at me like that?”
You piped up, holding his glance.
“Lover says what?” He burst out unexpectedly.
“Wh-What?” You had heard him, yet the words
that escaped his lips were so sudden that you couldn’t utter anything
different.
His grin widened, acquiring a slightly smug
hint to it. You were still lost about his demeanor.
“Guess you’re my lover now” He shrugged in a
way too casual gesture.
You observed him for a couple more seconds
until you realized what was happening. He was teasing you! Surely, he had to be
joking, just to fluster you.
“I get it” You chuckled, rolling your eyes at
him. “Really funny”
“Are you kidding me, Y/N?” To remind you of
the physical contact, Gladio wiggled his arm around your waist. “You’re pretty
dense, huh?”
“What are you on about?”
“You really have no idea, do you?”
“Not really…”
“What if I do this?” Cheekily, he leaned
closer and just smashed his lips on yours.
You gasped in surprise, opening your eyes
wide, and becoming speechless.
“Hope you got that hint, gorgeous” Gladio winked at you, completely calm.
Despite the fact that your own heart was
racing inside your chest.
“You could have tried being more subtle,
Gladdy” You lowly told him, extremely shyly.
“I tried being more subtle, it doesn’t work
on ya” He let out a heartfelt guffaw.
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