Damian: Father. Please revoke your ‘No profanity’ rule.
Bruce: Why?
Jason: *Somewhere in the manor* WELL THAT JUST DILLS MY PICKLE.
I just love this so much omg…just imagine the challenge of it all for the Batboys to find the most irritating substitutes in revenge. Like it progresses to an INSANE LEVEL and Damian is just so done with then
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Bruce: Jason you are in so much trouble–
Jason: I GUESS YOUR KNICKERS ARE IN A KNOT!
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Tim: I know you stole my coffee, you egg-suckin’ dawg!
Bruce: *sighs* Not you too…
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Dick: Gosh golly, YOU KNOW SOMETIMES BRUCE REALLY GETS MY GOOSE
Damian: Grayson NO
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Jason: *waving gun around* Oh no demon spawn! I have a Rooty Tooty Point ‘n Shooty!
Damian: *crying internally* TODD, THAT’S NOT EVEN A PROFANITY
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Jason: I’m gonna tan your hide!
Riddler: Wait what?
Jason: You don’t watch out, I’m gonna cream yo’ corn!
Riddler: Wait does that mean you’re going to kick my ass??? Wat???
Jason: *roundhouse kicks him* Yes.
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Jason: Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Bruce: FUCK IT, JUST CURSE. I DON’T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE JUST STOP FUCKING TALKING LIKE THAT PLEASE GUYS. YOU ARE KILLING YOUR FATHER
Tim, an intellectual: Jay, I guess someone really dilled his pickle today
“yo it’s your boy, dj frog daddy!!! i’m about to drop the hottest mix tape for you guys called “fedora kinks are hot” let me know what you guys think!!”
I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.
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