S/O Tells Men they’re not good in bed cause they’re mad.
I just thought of this and was like. Yes
Trevor Belmont
- You were arguing about nothing important and started throwing personal jabs
- So you just said it
- And he stood there for a second, nodding slowly
- “Okay. So the truth comes out. First off, I never claimed to be”
- He rambles together some bullshit and you begin to feel bad about your remark when he goes into self doubt
- You hug the fluffy drunk and apologize
- “… wait so I’m not bad in the sheets right? I’m just making sure…”
Alucard
- He knew it was out of anger, why say that Mid argument ?
- So he smiled
- “So your plan is to blatantly lie to my face?”
- He laughs, kind of pissing you off
- “As I recall, you’re usually the one lusting after me. If I’m really that bad why do you kee coming back?”
- You had no retort for that. He sighed shrugging and walking off
- “Oh well, I suppose I’ll have to go find another lover and get a second opinion-“
- Joke or not, Another argument begins
Issac
- He respond quickly with a scoff
- “Always worried about trivial things like mating. Quite typical of humans that only think of hedonism.”
- He scolds you harshly for thinking that this sufficed as an arguement
- You actually kind of feel bad
- When he’s done and you apologize… he smirks
- “It’s alright. I know you didn’t mean it. Considering everything I’ve made you scream countless nights, I knew it was a lie.”
Hector
- “N-No!” He said, blushing deeply “I’m not! I’m….. average!?”
- Now he’s doubting himself cause he doesn’t even know
- He’s trying to think of something that would prove his case
- Now he thinks you’re right and he sighs
- “I… didn’t realize I was that bad at this.”
- He takes it kind of hard you decide to tell him you didn’t mean it and you were just made
- He’s relieved as fuck
- for a second there we was afraid you were gonna leave him for someone a little better
Vlad Dracula Tepes
- “Mhm sure.” He was so unconvinced by your outburst
- You tried to stand your ground but he wasn’t having it
- “Dear, tell me, what’s my name?”
- “… Vlad?”
- “Hmm funny, it doesn’t have the same ring to it as it did when you were screaming it last night.”
- Doesn’t buy your shit for one second
GodBrand
- He believes you but doesn’t give a damn
- “Well, you’re not exactly a sex goddess yourself, so when you get two people in a bed who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing you’re only gonna have about average sex!”
- You both continued this back and forth insulting one another sexual prowess
- After a couple minutes of that he just pushes over the nearest furniture
- Some how that arguement got him frustratingly turned on
- “You. Me. Let’s find a bed or a mostly empty hallway, now!”
-Mod Alucard
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