The Many Times Scotty Was In The Right Place At The Wrong Time

Ahem,

1st Occurrence: Scott making the mistake of standing a few feet from Warren, when his future s/o walks by.
Upon entering the room, Warren’s attention goes straight to you, his wings puffing out and stretching to their full glory, and promptly smacking into Scotts face knocking him backwards while he scrambles for his glasses shouting at the smitten bird in the process

2nd Occurrence: standing next to Jean in the hallway, acting ‘cool’ while she chatted with Ororo and Jubilee, safe and far away from wing fluffing mutants who want to ‘woo’ their crushes.
When on the other side of the mansion when a loud bang sounded (new mutant whose powers aren’t in full control yet) throughout the surrounding area and startling Kurt who was taking a short nap. Freaked out he BAMFs away from the sound, right next to Scott, his tail whacking a vase and him pushing Scott to land directly under the falling, and expensive heirloom vase which was previously sitting on the pedestal he was leaning on the wall next to.

3rd Occurrence: Scott was sitting in the gardens, ALONE while admiring Jean from afar, only to be slammed into by a silver blur that is Peter Maximoff who was speeding by when he saw his s/o sitting on the other side of the gardens.
Entranced by you, Peter didn’t think to stop running and hit Scott full force making them both crash to the ground, Scott’s glasses falling off and a laser beam shooting into the sky before he could close his eyes. Sadly, a fried duck landed next to him minutes later.

@writingsofawaywardnerd

Kurt is never the big spoon, whenever you cuddle (because Kurt is such a lil cuddle bug) he rests his head on your chest or stomach with his arms and tail wrapped around your waist and nuzzles his head in your stomach , he loves when you hold him because it makes him feel so safe, secure and most of all loved because it’s something he never had before

Kurt loves animals and pets any animal he can get close to, cat, dog, horse, frog, randomly appearing cow named Bertha (cough Peter where have you been up to?) and animals, sensing Kurt’s kind nature are always happy to be around him. Cat’s especially love when he waves his tail above them and he’s watched those little birds in the nest outside his window all their lives. Wherever Kurt passes an animals path, they’re soon right there by his side for attention.