blueberry-precious:

Summary: You plan a party for you and Kurt’s anniversary as a surprise and get help from Raven

You were placing a banner on one of the staircases in the library while balancing on a chair. You felt the chair tip as you begin to wobble until a flash of silver zoomed by and balanced it back for you. You look down to see Peter giving you a thumbs up and speeds away.

You were setting up a party for your boyfriend Kurt. What kind of party? It was your’s and Kurt’s one year anniversary! So what could have been a better idea than a party? Plus you thought Kurt deserved it, he was the most precious person in your life and you wanted to see his face light up when he sees the place. The one thing about it is that had to be a secret, since it was a surprise party.

Jean and Jubilee were in the library with you helping you decorate. Peter and Scott were in charge of bringing in supplies and Ororo was given the job of distracting Kurt. It was a difficult job since all Kurt wanted to do was see you on your anniversary. He almost teleported into the library to find you.

“(Y/n), I got some good news and bad news”, Ororo said dashing through the doors. You get off the chair and walk towards her to hear her out.

“Good news is Hank called in Kurt to do check ups on him some he’ll be occupied for a while, but he said when he’s done he going to look for you and nothing is going to stop him”, Ororo explained. You looked down bitting your knuckles trying to figure out what to do. You couldn’t leave to occupy him, you were in charge of the whole party.

“Whoa what’s going on in here?”, you turn to see Raven in the doorway looking around the room filled with decorations. Seeing Raven made you come up with a brilliant idea.

“Hey Raven, it’s just a little surprise party for Kurt, today is our one year anniversary”, you said gesturing to everything.

“Aww congrats on you guys, but are you even allowed to use the library for this?”,

“Yes, I made sure to ask the professor first”, you said as Raven was looking around for a book. You eyed her for a few seconds before you asked her a few questions.

“Hey, Raven, do you think you can morph into me?”, you asked tilting your head a little. She furrowed her eyebrows and said “Uh, yea”, with a bit of hesitation. She immediately change her appearance to yours. You amazed by her transformation. She even had the same strands of hair that were in your face. You leaned back observing her a little. “Wow… Is my nose really that big?”, you said jokingly. Raven laughed a little letting you know your nose is fine.

“Okay, now I have a request. Do you think you can pretend to be me and occupy Kurt? Please?”, you asked, cupping your hands together getting ready if begging was needed. Raven’s eyes widen hearing your request.

“Um, wait, what?”, she asked trying to grasped what you were saying.

“Kurt is trying to find me but I need to keep Kurt away from me while I finish setting up for the party”, you explained, “Just please pretend to be me for about an hour so he’d distracted, I’ll have Jean send you a message when we’re done”. Raven thinking about since it’d be awkward to pretend to be her son’s girlfriend, but she couldn’t tell you that. No one other than Charles and Hank knew about it. But she completely gave in from the puppy eyes you were giving her.

“Fine, but you owe me”, she said in a huff. You jumped and hugged her saying a million ‘thank you’s’. You gestured Ororo to take Raven to Kurt and waved them goodbye. 

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Raven and Ororo were already outside of Hank’s lab to see if Kurt was still there. Raven was a little anxious about doing this. As they were about to open the door, someone on the other side had pulled the door open. It had been revealed to be Kurt and a smile has been brought up on his face when he saw you- well actually Raven. “(Y/n)!”, he screeched excitedly as he snatched up Raven into an embrace since he has not seen you all day. 

Kurt leaned in with eyes closed and Raven immediately panicked. She quickly backed up avoiding his lips. Kurt looked at her with sorrow eyes wondering why his lovely girlfriend backed away from his kiss. Raven fidgeted with her fingers trying to come up with something, then Ororo had blurted out, “She’s sick!”. Both Kurt and Raven looked at her as she tried to further explain. “Y-yes! she’s sick, and you know she doesn’t want to get you sick either”, she said her voice cracking a little as she raised her shoulders. Kurt took a second but bought it giving Raven a sigh of relief.

“Alright, thank you Ororo, for bringing me my love~, we have plans to attend to”, Kurt said grabbing Raven’s hand and leaving as soon as he can.”Wait-where are we going?”, Raven asked being dragged off as Kurt was too excited to take her to his destination. “You’ll see liebe”, he said in a teasing tone as his thumb was brushing over her hand several times. Raven felt the pit of her stomach upset feeling like the plan wouldn’t work for so long. How long could she go pretending to be you?

They both step outside of the mansion to the huge backyard where several of the students were at the moment. Throughout their entire walk, Raven had been observing Kurt’s subtle, small actions. He occasionally squeezed her hand for comfort especially when he had a concerned look on his face. Also during their walk she could tell he was staring at her because he would sometimes trip over nothing or bump into something that was clearly there.

Eventually they both stop at a huge tree where no one was really nearby. Kurt turns towards Raven and grabs both of her hands into his own palms.

“I have been waiting all day to do this, mein schatz”, he said in the purest voice with his thick accent. He leads her with one hand to the other side of the tree. There was a picnic already set up. The blanket was covered in roses petals and there were sweet smelling candles surrounding the area. Even though the date was not set up for her, Raven was speechless. No one of her past relationships had done this for her, but her son sure knew what he was doing. Kurt again cupped Raven’s hands and looked deep in her eyes.”Happy Anniversary, prinzessin”, he whispered and placed a light kiss on her forehead 

Kurt lead her down with him to sit and get some stuff out of the basket. Kurt looked at her with a sly grin and began taking something out. “Don’t look”, he said and she immediately closed her eyes. Seconds later, Raven felt something light on her head. She opened her eyes and grabbed what was placed on her. At first it looked like a bunch of leaves and stems mushed together, but took a closer look. It was actually a crown made of flowers nearby the meadows. Raven looked at it and felt completely overwhelmed. All she could wish was that you could see this for yourself. She looked up at Kurt with wide eyes and speechless. Kurt looked up at her with a nervous smile and blush crept up on his cheeks. “Do you like it?” his voice was a little shaky. 

Just when Raven was about to say something a voice was ringing in her head. It was Jean messaging her to bring Kurt over. Raven placed the crown down next to her and got up. She grabbed Kurt’s hand and began taking him back to the mansion.

“(Y/n)! Where are we going?”,the poor boy questioned as he was tripping over his own two feet with the pace Raven was going. She didn’t answer him, she just kept going with a serious yet determined look on her face. “Wait- (y/n), what about the picnic?”. Raven stopped in front of the door of the library. Where the real (y/n) is. She turns to look at Kurt and lets go of his hands.

“I’m sure (y/n) will love it”, her voice going quiet. Kurt furrows his eyebrows wondering why would you say that? Raven opens the door and a bright light was released from the room as everyone in there shouted “SURPRISE!!”

Kurt looked around the room astonished. It was party set up for him. He had never felt so grateful. He looked up at one of the banners reading Happy Anniversary Kurt & (Y/n). He looked over to who he thought was you to see Raven transform back to herself. He realized why you acted so strange today and looked around for you.

As if on queue, you rush into his arms almost tackling him to the ground. You grab his face and pepper kisses all over him as he laughs at how affectionate you were. When you were done, Kurt kept his hands around you stroking his hand through your hair.

“Happy Anniversary, handsome~”

“Did you do this?”, he smirked at you obviously knowing the answer. All you did was smile widely and covered your face into Kurt’s chest hearing a muffled ‘yes’. He laughed again and rubbed his face into your hair in-taking your scent.

You look up and see Raven in the doorway again and run up to hug her. “Thank you so much”, you tightly squeezed her. “No problem it was really nothing”, she started after you let her go. “You’re a lucky girl, just wait and see”. You raised an eyebrow and wondered what you missed out. 

Raven looked around to see where Kurt was and spotted him when he gave an awkward wave. She called him over to you guys and went by your ear and said “And don’t worry there’s only one thing you owe me”. You looked at he waiting for her to finish her statement. “Just keep him happy, okay”. You just nod your head and started smiling. Kurt grabbed you hand and kissed it as he took you off to go enjoy the party.

bluespoonwagner:

You relaxed yourself against Kurt’s chest, watching the television screen across the dimly lit room. His arms were around you, his chin resting on your head.

Kurt loved cuddling. It was almost his favorite pastime. He just loved being so close to you, being able to hold you. Although Kurt wasn’t exactly the relationship expert, he was really great at cuddles. It didn’t really matter what else was going on in the room, he would always focus on you.

When the movie ended, you looked up to Kurt with a smile. He took in every detail of your face in a matter of seconds, then pressed his lips to yours gently. He couldn’t resist. The kiss slowly became more arousing, but it never lost its passion. He had too much wrapped inside his love for you to lose it.

“I love you,” Kurt said, breaking the extended amount of comfortable silence. The two of you never needed a lot of conversation. It took you only seconds to process the words. Every word hit you in its own way.

“I love you, too.” You smiled, connecting your lips to Kurt’s once more.

this-ginger-has-no-soul:

(A/N): Ahhhhh, more Kurt because i’m the literal definition of a slut

Warnings: None, just cute fluff

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  Of course, It had to be Kurt Wagner. Wasn’t it always? He was always tripping, falling off high perches, and just being the clumsiest person to exist. It always brought a smile to your face however when he’d immediately jump up with a smile and assure you he was fine. 

   It was no surprise when the blueberry cinnamon roll came gliding into the room, nearly tripping when he came to a skidding halt. He gave you a bright smile, showcasing his pearly whites. 

   “(Y/N)!” He exclaims excitedly. “Have you ever noticed how slippery zhe floor is?” You can’t help but chuckle and shake your head, sure he was a huge dork, but he was your dork and you loved him. 

   “No Kurt, I don’t think I have.” You reply, giving him a smile. “It’s probably even more slippery given the fact you’re wearing socks.” Kurt just smiled and nodded. 

   “It’s like ice skating! Or vhat I imagine ice skating to be like.” You only laugh and gently pat his head. 

   “Okay, just be careful, Tile can be dangerous.” Kurt nodded, giving your cheek a quick peck before rushing off. You smiled happily, thinking of the wonderful dork that is your boyfriend. He was honestly like an excited puppy, always so kind and ecstatic about everything. Your thoughts are suddenly interrupted when a loud thump rings throughout the air. It’s silent for a split second before the hysterical laughter of Kurt fills the air. 

   You immediately jump up and run to see what happened. There lays your boyfriend, on the tile, nearly in tears from how hard he was laughing. 

   “Kurt are you okay?!” You ask as you crouch down to his level. “Are you hurt or anything??” Kurt can only shake his head as laughter falls from his lips. 

   “I-I’m sorry (Y/N),” He gasps between laughs. “I slipped and-” More laughter fills the air, bringing a smile to your lips. 

   “You’re lucky you’re not hurt,” You scold “You could have broke your elbow or something,” Kurt begins to quiet down, his laughter turning into small chuckles every now and then. 

   “I know Meine Liebe,” Kurt offers a warm smile. “I’ll be careful next time.” You smile, nuzzling your nose against his. 

   “Good,” You whisper softly. “Wouldn’t want my precious blueberry getting hurt.” 

bad-works-by-me:

You slept peacefully in your bed, hidden under a couple of blankets to shield you from the cold. Well at least you were sleeping until something started poking you in the back. Rolling over to hit whoever thought it was okay to wake you up this early, you came face-to-face with your boyfriend Kurt. Any ill words you were about to say died in your throat as you looked at his smiling face. He looked absolutely giddy, he was leaned in close to you and the smile on his face was almost blinding.

You smiled groggily at him, “Hey, what are you doing up this early?” If possible his smile got even bigger, “Do you not know what today is, liebe?” He didn’t give you time to answer before he poofed himself to stand next to the little tree in the corner of the room you two had put up a few weeks ago. He stood in sweatpants and a hideous christmas sweater Storm had gotten him (she had meant it as a gag, but Kurt fell in love with it and refuses to take it off), with his arms spread wide the smile still on his face. “It’s Christmas!”  He teleported again, “Which means we get to open presents,-” Bamf “-and play in the snow-” Bamf “-and Jean said she was cooking turkey for dinner-” Bamf “-and we get to spend all day together-” Bamf “-ICH BIN SO AUFGEREGT!”

When Kurt finally stopped popping around the room and turned to look at you, he was practically shaking in glee. Seeing him so happy like this brought a smile to your face. Stepping out of bed, you walked over to Kurt and took his face in your hands. Placing a small kiss on lips you laughed out, “How about we start with breakfast, okay?”

He blushed and took your hands off of his face and held them in his own, “Okay.”

Liebe- Love

Ich bin so aufgeregt- I am so excited

~Jaz

callmehopeless:

A/N: I just realised my lack of Kurt writing. Have some Kurt writing. I picture him as being someone who’s a little introverted, waiting to find someone who understands him. I also love the idea of him being someone who struggles with anxiety that you help him with. Want to see me write one of these about your fave? Request!

• Kurt loves reading next to you. He’s an avid reader, and spends most of his time in the library with a cup of tea. But his favourite pastime is reading beside you; feeling you near while he’s lost in his own little world.

• He loves to call you endearing things in German. You often forget that English isn’t Kurt’s first language; he’ll sometimes speak in German when he’s stressed or frustrated. But when you’re alone together, he’ll use little colloquialisms to express how much he cares. 

• He’s self-conscious about his tattoos, but he enjoys you running your hands across them. They’re a part of his past he finds hard to accept, but your fingers delicately tracing the ridges make him smile in adoration.

• He likes to playfully tap you with his tail. He’ll sometimes greet you by stroking his tail across your chin or tapping you on the shoulder playfully; when you pretend to chase him, he laughs hartily and teleports away to your other side. You never thought he’d be so open and funny, but he’s got a goofy, charismatic side that only shows now that he has you.

• He’ll sometimes teleport to you to kiss you on the cheek, before teleporting off immediately. He does this as a force of habit now, when he thinks you’re alone; of course, he’s gotten that wrong a few times, and he’s flushed purple with embarassment. Your friends have always found it sweet and endearing though, even if Peter teased him to no end about it.

• He sometimes falls asleep with his head in your lap. Teleporting around gets tiring for him, and he’s anxious a lot of the time; but you help him a lot with that. When he’s with you, he feels safe; so he’ll often sink down into your lap or onto your shoulder and fall asleep, a slight smile on his face.

• Whenever he learns something new; you’re the first to hear about it! He loves telling you about how amazed he is with life here; or just telling you facts about what he’s learned in History class today. He has a passion for learning and for life, and he wants to share every new experience with you, the person he loves most.

alexsunmners:

who gets overwhelmed by small acts of
kindness?

Kurt does, because sometimes he can’t believe that he’s at a point in his life where he’s surrounded by people who love him and who would go out of their way to help him and do something nice for him

who flinches at sudden movements?

Neither of you really, but if he’s feeling overwhelmed or stressed, then Kurt has been known to flinch reflexively, remembering how people used to lash out at him when they were afraid of him

who is most confused as to why their S.O.
is still with them?

Kurt sometimes wonders why you’re with him, because you’re the most beautiful person he’s ever seen, and you could be with anyone you wanted, yet for some reason you chose to be with him

who has to constantly check their S.O.
still loves them?

Neither of you check in, but you make sure to constantly reassure Kurt that you love him, because he deserves all the love in the world and you want to make sure he feels appreciated and loved

who says the other/s would be better off
with someone else?

Neither of you, Kurt may think it sometimes, but he’s just too entirely enamored with you to ever bring it up, so he just silently resolves to love you as much as he possibly can while he has you

who gets surprised when they are given
gifts?

Kurt is most surprised by it, having been treated without enough kindness for so long

who is most likely to break down on the
other and how does their S.O. attempt to calm them down?

Kurt doesn’t really break down, so much as get incredibly overwhelmed or stressed, and he sort of shuts down, not really talking much and not responding to other people. When this happens, you just make sure he’s somewhere away from any crowds or loud noises and you make sure he’s comfortable and sit nearby, maybe with an arm around his shoulders, and talk softly about nonsense things until he’s calmed down again

who is most self conscious in public?

Kurt is always hyper aware of just how different he looks, and he hates the stares and fearful looks he gets, so you make sure to be incredibly supportive and affectionate with him when you’re out in public, and you constantly check in and make sure he’s feeling okay. 

who is more likely to apologize a million
time for a tiny mistake?

Neither of you does, because you’re both constantly making sure the other is aware of just how much you love them, and that they feel secure and comfortable with the dynamic in the relationship

who admits they’re scared only when they
think their S.O. is asleep and how does the other react?

You do, because you always try to be strong and protective of Kurt and you prefer to keep things light hearted and enjoyable, but at night when you think he’s asleep, you can’t help but to whisper about how scared you are about the future, and about the idea of war and the conflict between mutants and humans, but the words have barely left your lips when Kurt is pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead and wrapping his arms around you comfortingly, whispering that it’ll all work out and that he loves you

who never thinks they’re good enough for
the other?

You sometimes feel that you’re not a good enough person to be with Kurt, and that you don’t deserve him, and once in a low moment, you mentioned it, but he just looked at you with an expression that could only be described as heartbroken and kissed you softly “you are an incredible person, liebling. I do not deserve you.”

who takes a bullet for the other

You would take a bullet to protect Kurt without a second thought

thomas-jefferdad:

Word count: 737
Pairing: X-men/child!mutant!reader
Warnings: some curses? Idk
Note: Just to clarify, the readers power is being able to change skin color/texture (similar to an octopus) and having vast knowledge along with it.

“Wade Wilson get your ass out here!” Logan roared, banging his first on the door. Behind him stood Scott, Kurt, Kitty and Storm. They don’t exactly want to be here, but the professor has ordered them to go. Wade had a girl in his apartment.

But not just any girl.

A mutant. And a powerful one at that. Thy had no other specifics than that. Wade peeked out, letting the door open fully.

“Wolvie! What brings you all to my lil’ old apartment?” He said in his usual cheery voice.

“Alright, Wilson, where’s the mutant? We know you have her.” Scott stated, shoving past him. Wade pouted under his mask.

“Oh, her? I dunno. She’s somewhere in here, but she disappeared a while ago. Feel free to try and find her.” He motioned them in. The room was fairly empty, that’s how it looked, anyways. After a half an hour of searching, Logan sighed and lit a cigarette.

“Those things can kill you.” Came a small voice, but there was no one but them.

“What?”

“They can kill you. Ask any smoker what smoking’s greatest killer is and they’ll likely tell you it’s lung cancer. They’re wrong. The correct response would have been circulatory or cardiovascular disease. There’s lots of other diseases, too. Such as-”

“Woah woah woah, where are you? Better yet, who are you?” Scott asked to thin air.

“It’s rude to interrupt.” Huffed the voice. From the wall came a girl no older than five, whose skin changed colors as she stepped out from her spot. “As I was saying, you really shouldn’t smoke.”

Kitty squealed in delight, making an attempt at hugging the girl. The child flinched and backed away, her skin rippling different colors. The team of heroes looked at her strangely, until they began to notice dark marks and cuts scattered across her body.

She was abused.

“Hey, you don’t need to be scared! We’re here to help!” Said Scott, but she shook her head rapidly.

“Help with what? I-I don’t need help. I’m fine on my own!” She shouted, backing against the wall and changing to match it. It was nearly impossible to see her, save for her eyes. “J-Just leave me al-alone!” She ran to a different part of the room, blending with her surroundings. They had lost her once again.

“We only want to help, sweetie!”

“We won’t hurt you!”

“We just wanna take you back to the school!”

But it was no use. The girl was permanently in hiding, and nothing could convince her to come out.

“Let me try talking to her. We have zhe most in common, after all.” Kurt insisted. Everyone agreed and left the room, leaving Kurt alone. The blue boy sat down in the middle of the room cross legged, and began to talk about everything and anything. There was no limits to the one-sided conversation. Every once in a while he would here small noises, such as giggles or ‘oh’s.’

After about fifteen minutes he was ready to give up and let the others try to find her. “Alright, mein Engel, I’m leaving. But I’ll tell you now, the school isn’t a terrible place. I come from a situation similar to yours, and the Professor helped me out of it. I have friends and a place to call home now. Wouldn’t you like zhat?”

“But how do I know I can trust you? For all I know, you could be lying.” The girl whispered. Tears were beginning to form in her eyes, not that anyone could see them.

“I pinky swear to you, Kleiner, no one will hurt you there. Not so long as I’m around.” The girl stepped out of hiding, her skin turning back to its original color. She ran into Kurts open arms, and he picked her up with ease.

“My names Kurt, vhats yours?”

“I’m (Y/n).”

“Well, (Y/n), are you ready to go?”

(Y/n) nodded, happy to have a friend, a home, and a new life.

Ah, shitty endings! Aren’t they the best?v

You should expect to see some more oneshots soon, including:

Scott Summers
Kurt Wagner
Tony Stark
Natasha Romanoff
Moriary

And many more!

So, yeah. I leave you with that!