wormy-boi:

Dating Lancer Would Include:

A/N: I WANNA SEE MY LITTLE BOI- HERE HE COMES.

– Be prepared for auwful puns and jokes he’s got tons up his uhh sleeves??

– If he does tell you a joke/pun please laugh, this boy needs all the praise. He doesn’t get much from his dad.

– Will try and flirt, but ends up just a stuttering bubbling mess.

– Buys you lots of sweets to cheer you up.

– Want food? He’s on it. Want cuddles? Already doing it. Want anything? Just ask.

– Talking about cuddling, this boi is just so round and SOFT YOU LOVE CUDDLING HIM

– When he’s upset, you’ll be the first one to know. He trusts you with everything

– If you’re a lightner, he gets pouty and upset when you leave, but you always come back for him. If you’re a Darkner (or you just decide to stay in the dark world) He will hang out with you 24/7

– He gets SUPER flutered if you smooch him. 

– boop the (non exsistant??) snoot

– Being the one to deal with listening to his mp3′s

– Rouxls being over the moon that he doesn’t have to suffer anymore.

– Also Rouxls being 1000% supportive of you two (no matter what gender or sexuality you are) and giving Lancer, questionable advice.

– His dad not being too happy, but who cares about him

– Showering him w/ gifts because he deserves the world

– Will let you help out with ‘secret evil plans’

– 10/10 would prank people together

– 10/10 would both be sent to the dungeon for an hour

– Susie and you both are the perfect prank team.

– Kris showing you how to flirt

– Using it on Lancer and just killing him (Not literally)

– Ralsei accidently cock blocking you two (You can’t stay mad at him.)

– just an overall fluffy couple