scrumptious-delusion:

_{this is a fantastic concept, i was tempted to write a proper fic}

• When you thought of a bakery, you envisioned a cute, pastel coloured building that oozed cheer.
• Loki’s Sinister Treats was a black building and the only colour was the emerald green paint that spelt the bakery’s name.
• Your best friend had recommended the place to you, stating that every baked good inside was to die for. 
• Glancing at the bakery you couldn’t help but wonder if she meant that literally. 
• However a pleasant surprise awaited you behind the front door. 
• Inside, everything was brightly lit and a mix of white, green, and gold. Classical music played through the speakers and the aroma of numerous treats had your stomach growling. 
• Never judge a book by its cover, you had mused to yourself, a phrase you kept in mind when you were served by the owner himself, the name Loki sown in gold thread on his green apron. 
• The man was tall and while muscled, had a slimness to him. His black hair was tied in a bun at the nape of his neck, a few loose strands tucked behind his ears. He wore black pants and a black, long sleeved shirt, the sleeves pushed up and covered in flour. A frown of sorts sat on his face during your entire interaction. 
• But, the food you brought had been to die for. 
• You became a regular quickly, stopping in every afternoon on your way home from work.
• You discovered through watching Loki serve others, that he only seemed to have the one facial expression, making you wonder how a man who looked so… sour, made such sweet things.
• However, one afternoon would change your perception on Loki.
• Your day had been shit, and it was obvious. Looking like a tired mess, your eyes had a redness around them that suggested tears would soon be falling. 
• Standing at the counter, you had ordered one of your favourite treats in a monotone voice, dreaming of a hot shower, crap tv shows and bed. 
• You paid no mention to the bigger than usual bag you were gifted, just paid and left. 
• Arriving home, and after showering, you went to pull out your treat and was stunned. 
• Though you had ordered one thing, six sat in the bag, all different – a mixture of your favourites – accompanied by a note.
• Hopefully this helps cheer you up, we should leave the frowning to me.
• A giggle had slipped past your lips, and for the first time that day, you felt happy. 
• The next afternoon you waltzed up to the counter with a beaming smile.
• For the first time, Loki’s lips moved from their straight line to form a small smile. 
• ‘Feeling better love?’ the nickname made your stomach twist.
• ‘Thanks to you and your amazing baking skills I am.’
• Loki huffed a laugh, but you swear a touch of red showed in his cheeks.
• ‘I never did catch your name.’ his smile changed into a smirk – one that screamed mischief.
• Something told you your life was about to get a whole lot more interesting. 

AU Wednesday

sexuallylevi:

author’s note → its 1:30am and I have school in 6 hours but I just finished rewatching Ragnarok for the 3rd time so here’s some hc’s

❅ – december 10, 2018

playlist → no playlist, just silence

• you both spend a lot of time in the library together
• whether you like to read or not, he likes your company while he looks for books and will ask for your opinion or recommendations you have for him
• he thinks it’s so cute if you know how to make tea 
• since he drinks it 24/7 he’ll like if you can make him some from time to time
• he buys super expensive clothes like Loki always likes to look his best, even on earth
• you tease him a lot about his greasy hair
• but he just teases you back about something else
• often while he reads his head will be in your lap while you play with his hair
• nicknames from him are “my pet”, “darling”, “love” and “hun”
• loki is the god of mischief so he’s definitely gonna play pranks on you a lot
• he finds it so entertaining when you get mad
• loki just thinks it’s so damn cute
• but when you actually get pissed off is when he backs down and tries to solve the problem
• you could be in a relationship with him for months but he wont open up with you until he’s over 100% positive he can trust you
• loki isn’t much of a cuddler but he has his days, he is touch starved after all
• he likes to rest his hand on your thigh or the small of your back
• he loves halloween 
• your house is filled with green because of him
• if you set his contact in your phone as “my king” he’ll literally die
• btw, loki sucks at texting, like he types fast but it’s super proper and he doesn’t understand what ‘lol’ or ‘lmao’ are and always questions what they mean and why you use them in situations even if you aren’t laughing
• and you have to explain like thats just how shit is
• loki enjoys watching tv and movies with you
• it’s your pastime in between missions
• he says super romantic stuff, like he’s so damn good at flirting
• and he says, “I love you, darling” and “Sleep well, darling” before you sleep
• he teases you about your hand size in comparison to his large hands
• oh and this dudes a fucking masochist
• having sex with him can either be slow and passionate or hard and rough there’s no in between
• and did i say he’s a masochist?
• dating loki takes a lot of patience and will to be able to teach and deal with him while he grows
• but he’s an amazing boyfriend and always cares about you before anything or anyone else

headcanons-for-loki:

• Loki knows of his devotees.

• For a god to be alive as long as he has, he knows of his folklore and the people who dedicated their lives to him in the past.

• He is genuinely shocked when he finds out that you are a follower of his when he assumed they died out long ago.

• It’s amusing to him how he finds out.

• Once he’s finally succeeded in bedding you, he doesn’t disappoint.

• Loki is careful and particular with his actions and movements in order to keep his partner guessing what happens next.

• As he pulls your pants off of your legs, he spots an intricate tattoo that immediately has his eyebrows knitting in confusion.

• You had never expected to be in bed with the deity you prayed to.

• Honestly, it’s a dream come true.

• But that dream is halted when you realize that your tattoo is the biggest giveaway of your devotion.

• Hands quickly try to cover the ink.

• “Uh- That’s just a-

• “My mark. My symbol. The ancient image of my power… on your thigh.”

• His confusion is washed away and replaced with utter delight and mischievousness.

• “What?? N-No its a stupid tattoo I got back in-“

• His hand runs over the design, eyes lidded and a smile never leaving his lips.

• “You’ve worshiped me long before I came into your mortal life, haven’t you?”

• You freeze, embarrassment and shame filling your body in hot waves.

• You explain to him how you’ve prayed and wished that he’d be in your life.

• Thinking Loki’s creeped out, you expect his cold hand to leave your skin and to never see him again.

• Loki does no such thing.

• He lifts you in his arms and has you sit in a lotus position on his lap.

• Passionatly kissing your lips, he removes what’s left of your disheveled clothing.

• Through each heated kiss, you attempt to ask him why would he be continuing.

• His hands cup your cheeks and that tongue of his runs along his lower lip.

• “You’re going to prove to me how devoted you really are.”

starscreamloki:

dangertoozmanykids101:

redfoxwritesstuff:

starscreamloki:

wickednerdery:

succumb-to-your-king:

– and sneak out to give him apiece of your mind. When you find him, he’s chained up and tied down, in an attempt to keep himself away from you. But instead of running away like he begs you to, you take advantage of his restraints and ride him into oblivion. Then you tell him how sully he’s been, and demand that he just tell you what’s going on next time, so you can take care of him again. Because taking care of each other is what lovers do. 2/2

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This is so damn hot I can’t even….. 
I…. can’t… ugh…… BLESS YOU ANON!!!!!

I WANT IT.

I need this NOW! Like air. Fucking write it!!!

Hey @dangertoozmanykids101 look at this fuckery

Do you mean like this fuckery?

Does anyone know who did this? I would like to credit them, and worship them! I’ll have to look around a bit, see if I can find other sources of this. Of course, I want one where he’s restrained and collared….. To go with A Pet for Tom’s Pet. Oh my gods!!!! It’s….. My kind of yummy. (although I do have a very broad palate.) but @fanficshiddles….. I desperately want to send you cookies for the holidays!!!!

A pet for Tom’s pet – fanficshiddles – Loki – Fandom [Archive of Our Own]

So please please please….. Any jotuns in heat, please send my way!!! And if y’all write this one PLEASE tag me too??? Xoxo.

@redfoxwritesstuff @alexakeyloveloki @devikafernando @nuggsmum @hallotom @starscreamloki @wickednerdery @succumb-to-your-king @lokis-lady-death @nildespirandum @maiden-of-asgard @ohhhmyloki @latent-thoughts @tinchentitri

*cough* yeah, I’m already on it, writing this thing… Might put it up tonight.

flatbottomholland:

“Woah. Smooth…” Loki x Reader

Summary: A prompt someone sent me to do with Bucky… but it’s funnier with Loki tbh // Reader is a “young” Avenger, around 21. He has the powers that are never talked about because no reason, so it’s whatever your heart desires!

Pairings: Loki x Male Reader

Rating: Teen [PG-13]

Warnings: Sexual jokes

You had only been part of the Avengers for a few short months, you have never seen any action or fought any actual villains. You have to harness your powers first before you go fighting any battles, which is taking longer than you expect or wanted.

Although, it’s given you more time to explore the Avengers HQ and get to know your fellow team mates a little better. It’s also gotten you used to having Loki around, since him and Thor arrived with their ship of Asgardians, he had also been wondering around.

Thor wanted to keep a close eye on him, Loki didn’t seem to mind. You haven’t had a full conversation with him, passing comments when around the same living space and shared smiles. He seemed to have varying levels of friendships with the others, Tony was distant, yet they had sassy arguements and Bruce stayed away, but got along with him. Steve mostly kept away, but Thor is his bestie and would make himself socialise with the other God.

Clint hated him with a burning passion, yet wasn’t afraid to poke fun or mock him and Natasha hasn’t really expressed an outward opinion on Loki.

But you? You… like him. You’re kinda a fan, in a non weird way- if that’s possible. You studied Norse mythology in college, it was a blast and you learnt a lot about how the Viking’s viewed religion. Loki was one of the best God’s to learn about, although his tales are quite… amusing and weird.

Loki wasn’t entirely different to the mythology you had studied, definitely better looking than the depicted pictures and more modern. You, honestly, didn’t know what you expected when meeting the God of Mischief. So, since he was your favourite god to study, he was your lock screen- the drawings of him, not Loki now, just the pictures from the textbooks. You didn’t think he’d even know if he looked at it, so it wasn’t embarrassing for you because why would Loki know that?

You sat in the living room, scrolling through buzzfeed. Loki was reading some book on another sofa, he was so silent that you had forgotten he was even in the room.

“I’m stranded on a deserted island with the person on my lock screen. How screwed am I?” You ask yourself out loud, forgetting that there’s another person in the room, within earshot of you, too.

Without missing a beat, “Depends on how much energy I’ve got.”

You’re stunned into silence, your eyes widen and freeze. Loki knew you had him as your lock screen? All this time, he had known. Your eyes look at him, he’s peeking over the book and has a raised eyebrow. Almost mocking you for this, you silently go back to your quiz, feeling deeply embarrassed and confused.

“Woah, smooth…” is your late reaction and response.

Loki ends up chuckling at you and you both go back to your own things. Your heart racing a little at what Loki said, Loki seemingly unaffected by what he done.

Did he mean what he said? Was it just a joke, a passing comment meant to get a reaction from you? Your mind is racing, almost as fast as your heart. A part of you wanted Loki to mean it, yet you knew he didn’t. He’s a God, you’re not even a fully established Avenger, yet. You give a glance to Loki, once again consumed by the book before him, turning the pages delicately.

(This isn’t great. Sorry, I tried to write Loki as best I can but it’s difficult. I might delete this because I actually really hate it, but here’s a little something, I guess.- Rosalie🍑)

inmyownlittleimagines:

Thor: “And that, dear brother, is how children are made.”

Loki stiffened up, experiencing the worst moment of his entire life. Thor pat him on the back and Loki wished nothing more than to be anywhere besides in that elevator.

Thor: “It is nothing to feel uncomfortable about. It’s perfectly natural. You and y/n will have a grand old time together.”

Loki: “I beg of you, please stop.”