Tag: LOTR

tolkienhoe:

femmefaramir:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Aragorn: I’m here to fight Sauron and undo the mistakes of my ancestor

Gimli: I’m here to represent the Dwarves in this adventure

Legolas: My dad kicked me out of the house and I didn’t have anything else to do so here I am. 

penny-anna:

Legolas: I like Merry-and-Pippin very much! They’re my tiniest friends. Friendly hobbits. Yes. Merry-and-Pippin.

Aragorn: alright but which is Merry and which is Pippin

Legolas: …

Legolas: *motioning at Merry and Pippin* this is Merry-and-Pippin

feynites:

rowantheexplorer:

ineffectualdemon:

The rest of the elves in the undying lands: the fact that any elf can fall in love with a human is sad and somewhat puzzling. We mourn Luthian and Arwen who dared to choose mortal life. That such a union is possible is both wonderous and sorrowful. We solemnly welcome the ringbearers though, the only ones who are not elves welcome in the undying lands due to the great burden they carried for the salvation of the world

Legolas showing up late on a half sunk raft holding up Gimli: HEY EVERYONE I MADE IT! MEET MY DWARF GIMLI! WE TOTALLY GOT MARRIED!

The other elves: (⊙_⊙)

Galadriel: this is hilarious. I love it! I completely and utterly give my full approval!

The other elves:   щ(゜ロ゜щ)

“Meet my dwarf,” like there are many dwarves he could have brought but this one is his.

Legolas: I don’t know why everyone’s so shocked I can’t possibly be the first elf to do this.

Other Elves: YOU ARE DEFINITELY THE FIRST ELF TO DO THIS, YES!!!

Legolas: …Oh.

*whispered conversation with Gimli*

Legolas: Well tough beans if you want your own dwarves you’ll have to sail back for them yourselves.

Galadriel: *cackling in glee*