according to urban dictionary, it is only for men butā¦likeā¦we can include everyone
also to inspire me i read @otohoeās masturbation headcanonsĀ (and also referenced some of her points because i hella agree), please read them if you havent alreadyā¦they good and spicy
Asra:
since he is used to doing it so often, he definitely finds it a challenge
he makes a bet with the apprentice that if he lasts all month, then they can take a trip to anywhere he wants in december
he had us in the first half, not gonna lie
but close to the end of the month, he was looking at his apprentice and the way they were bending over to reach a book on a lower shelf in the shop made him feel some sort of way
and he couldnāt help it, he just grabbed them by the hips and begged to ravish them
āI donāt care about that stupid challenge anymore, I need to fuck you nowā¦pleaseā¦ā
feels v much relieved after his big nut but sad that heās not traveling anywhere anytime soon
Nadia:
sheās pretty strong, doesnāt feel like she needs to masturbate so sheās feeling confident
apprentice isnāt too sure that she will follow through, and tries to break their resolve
when theyre alone together, they will try to seduce nadia by setting up their shared bedroom with scented oils, candles, flower petals
but she doesnt fall for a god damn thing! damn she really is that bitch yāall
that doesnāt necessarily mean that itās no nut november for the apprentice though š
once the month is over, nadia is ready to touch herself again and have the apprentice though them
immediately initiates intimate relations at 12:01am on December 1st
Julian:
famā¦he doesnāt even last a WEEK
heās determined so that he can make a point to asra or something like that, he feels that he always beats him every year
but on day 5 he pops a needy one from a mixture of the apprenticeās smile and a stray breeze and it just canāt go away
he hides himself from the apprentice in his room and begins to rub himself
unfortunately, heās a little loud so they are able to find him quite easily in the bedroom
julian begs them to fuck him because he canāt handle it anymore
he and the apprentice enjoy quite the evening together afterwards, and although he silently curses himself for losing again, he does not regret it
Muriel:
not a problem for him at all, he doesnāt do it often so he feels pretty good about it
makes a bet that if he lasts, then the apprentice will have to cook their meals for a month
his apprentice, of course, feels very frisky for the entire month and does their best to seduce him for the hell of it
they have tried everything to wearing a low-cut outfit around him to straight up stripping right in front of him and lying down in front of the fireplace on top of a bear skin blanket
nevertheless, he was much stronger than they thought
he definitely is tempted, but the thought of not worrying about cooking overruled all of his desires
better get reading that cookbook and for a good night, apprentice, bc its december 1st and he hasnāt nutted at all
Portia:
sheās a nearly every day jacker so will this be a little difficult? yes
she builds up a lot of stress over the weeks and although the apprentice tries their best to help her in other ways, she just cant seem to feel any better
after a big fall feast close to the end of the month, she canāt take it anymore
when she gets back to her cottage, she immediately jumps into bed and cant keep her hand out of her panties
her loud moans attract the apprentice, who watches her in awe
seeing that she has forfeited the challenge, they jump in and help her out a bit
literally feels the best after her orgasm, in a much more pleasant mood for the rest of the month as well
Lucio:
he thinks the challenge is stupid but the apprentice told him he would get his birthday presents a month early if he participates
heās pretty pouty for the entire time he participates, heās used to getting off nearly every single day
lasts longer than julian, but not as long as asra
heās just had it with the whole thing and begs the apprentice to suck his cock for him
they, of course, oblige happily
he busts a big nut right in their mouth, but heās not quite finished with them yet
now heās pouty because he has to wait two months for his birthday to roll around for him to get his presents
Been working on a few commissions and needed to take a break :3
What if puppy!Lucio isnāt very fond of baths and gets super nervous and skittish whenever itās time for a shower? Heāll whine and run and hide under your bed where you canāt reach him, forcing you to spend an hour or more just to coax him into your bathroom.
What if one day youāre forced to take a call in the middle of it. A call that makes you go cold and to feel faint. You have to go. Now. With only a pat on his head, you tell him to be good in a wobbly tone and rush out the door.Ā
Lucio blinks and follows you dutifully, sitting by the door and watching you lock it with droopy ears and a limp tail. The moment he canāt see you, he shifts to the window so he can watch you go with a worried look in his chocolate eyes. Why are you crying? Why are you so frantic? Did something bad happen?
He worries and whimpers at the door, curling into a ball and scratching nervously at his bare skin in anxiousness for you. But then he gets an idea after dusk starts to set. You told him to be a good boy when you left, and you definitely didnāt look like youād be in much of a mood to bathe him when you come back. Maybeā¦maybe he can take a shower for you? That would make you feel better, right? You did complain that he was starting to smellā¦
Mind made, Lucio gulps and pads to the shower where he stares at the showerhead for an extended amount of time. Oh, he really does hate taking a shower butā¦heāll do it for you. Taking a deep breath, he squeezes his eyes shut and takes the plunge.
Hours later, youāre finally home. Youāre emotionally exhausted and physically drained at this point, barely able to shuck off your shoes and jacket before you stumble into the bedroom where you hope youāll find Lucio. That call really messed you up and you need some sweet loving from your cute puppy.Ā
āLucio, Iām ho-ā Youāre cut off by your own gasp when you see a damp doggy slumped by the doorjamb to your bathroom. He peers up at you with puppy dog eyes, curling into himself and whimpering that he just wanted to be clean for you when you came home.Ā
The bathroom is pretty much soaking wet, puddles and soap suds everywhere, even on the poor pupās hair. He doesnāt smell bad anymore, but he does look rather miserable with his fur and hair still wet and dripping. With a wet laugh and a sigh, you bundle him up and rinse him off gently, wiping his tears away with both thumbs and letting him bury his face into your shoulder. Now youāre wet too, but itās okay because Lucioās there with you and warming you up nicely.
āAre you mad at me?ā He warbles out and looks up at you with big eyes.
Even if you were angry, youāre not sure youād be able to resist his gorgeous eyes.Ā āNo, puppy, Iām not.ā Resting your forehead against his now that youāre both towelled off and nude in bed, you gather him into your arms and cuddle him close.Ā āIām very impressed that you managed to take a shower without me. Youāre such a good boy, do you know that?ā
āI-Iām-ā Lucioās tail starts to wag furiously.Ā āIām a good boy?ā
Grinning, you nod and kiss his forehead.Ā āYes, youāre a good boy. My good boy.ā
Now nearly buzzing with energy and wriggling in excitement, he wraps himself around you and practically smothers you against the bed.Ā
His smirk is absolutely disgusting. Heās the most vile thing theyād ever seen and, after what heās done, heās going to pay.Ā
āWhat? I did say only one night, and after your time with me youāre free to do as you please. What happens to your body is no concern of mineā¦ā
āYou son of a bitch-ā They surge forward and grab him by the scruff of his goatee, dragging him closer and pulling a surprised gasp out of him.Ā āYouāre going to regret spending a night with me.ā
That smirk- that fucking smirk- widens. The Devil grumbles out,Ā āOh am I?ā
He ate his words bitterly, like that of a child forced to eat their greens for once, and practically hissed as they forced him down to the floor by the horns. The Devil gives a surprised bleat as their other hand digs into his fur and goes down, all the way to his half hard dick. Apparently, the devil likes it a little rough, and the mage was certain to give it.Ā
The Arcane being practically growls as they force him down by the horn, making him lay as they perch over him. With haphazard tugs, the human pulls off their clothes just enough to give them more mobility, just enough to feel the arch of his dick against their naked ass. When he feels it, the Devilās childish complaining trails off.Ā āOh I see- youāre just eager to hop on! It makes me wonder who this deal is really helpingā¦ā
His hands come up, black claws scratching into the supple skin as he cups their hips- but his smirk is quickly wiped away as the mage shifts, raising a hand and slapping him across the muzzle. They wrap a hand around his muzzle before he can speak and clamp it shut.Ā āListen here- you gave him my body to use as he desires, and I swear, as long as I am stuck here with you, I am going to do the same to yours.ā
The Devil snarled the best he could with a clamped mouth, soon groaning as he felt the human slowly sit down on his engorged shaft, taking him with seemingly no effort. Spurred on by revenge no doubt. Once they sensed his mostly unyielding obedience, their hand left, now merely holding him by one long ear as they rocked against him.Ā
āYou are so demanding-ā his comment is surprisingly soft, lost within a cacophony of growls as they pick up a steady pace. Again, his claws scratch, digging into their hips until a sharp tug to his ear pulls him back, groaning in the agony.Ā
āDonāt touch me.ā
āSorry mage, already doing that with my cock in ya-ā
āShut- the fuck- up!ā
Their free hand shoots up, clamping around his throat and tightening the best they could. The rage of a swindled mage really could do wonders, and the Devil choked out, bucking against them as he lost air. This was truly a sight, an experience he might not ever relive, that of being dominated with little remorse and quite literally used to his limit.
When they cum, their grip tightens, closing down on his wind pipe and jerking his ear like that of a horse reign, making the pitiful goat yowl at the presented agony. He wouldnāt complain- because he cums too. Not once did he think he would be shriveling and downright pleased by being so well beaten up.Ā
The mage moves, shoving the Devil back with an unceremonious hand as they scramble back and seemingly look around for something. He barely shifts, asking in a soft and weak voice,Ā āWhat are you looking for human?ā
āYour card has chains. And while youāre the one holding them in the illustration- I think you might look ten times better being bound by them.ā
Thank you sweetie,
sorry for delaying this but I was a hot mess. Also I did one of cuddlinghere, so take this as a part 2!
Asra: likes to be big spoon even if heās shorter,
touches you fondly everywhere, much like a massage to ease any sore muscles.
Will likely whisper sweet nothings or full blow love confessions that
leave you breathless while he plays with your hair and draws magic patterns on
your skin. Is a tease, but if you kiss him heāll get three shades red before
pulling you even closer to him.
Julian: you two can easily be seen in the Rowdy Raven
tangled in one another while telling wild stories with lots of embellishments.
While he prefers to be held, you can sit on his lap or even lay on him and
heāll gladly wrap his arms around you or comb your hair with his fingers. If
the night is cold he covers you with his coat and tells you things from his
past. Has his legs wrapped around you.
Nadia: there are two main places you cuddle with her:
the bathroom and the bedroom. In the first you two help each other bath and take
care to ease the tensions of the day. In the second youāll cuddle to sleep
because nothing puts her mind at ease faster than having you in her arms;
sheāll hold tightly when she has a nightmare. She likes to play with your hair
and nuzzle into it, it helps her wind down a lot.
Portia: usually sheās the little spoon, she loves
feeling your warmth, but sheās game if you want to rest your head on her soft,
soft breasts, she really likes to play with your hair while youāre at it. You
two will often
be
on her garden resting in the bench or even the ground while
sheāll explain to you each plant she has there, what they are for and how she
takes care of them.
Muriel: once you get the damn to break, heās very
affectionate, though heāll never initiate it and will be a bit unsure of what
to do and how much strength to put into, but will figure out that he can relax and
will do it happily. He likes delicate touches and while you rest on his chest
he brushes his fingers on your skin. Nuzzle into his neck once heās free of his
chains and heās putty, but will never admit it.
Lucio: as I said before, he doesnāt care if there are
people around, heāll have you on his lap while he works, youāll probably be on
his right side to avoid your hair and clothes snagging on his metal arm; he may
play idly with your hair and hands while heās scheming something up. Heāll fake
annoyance if you kiss his jaw or cheeks, but itās only to rile you up because
he actually loves to have all your attention.
Lucio had so much potential to be a badass villain⦠so Iāll make him badass!
I feel almost compelled to start #letluciobeawesome !!
This fandom needs more Count Goatman being an Awesome piece of shit!
This should have been his mom, instead!
Will always re-blog this when it appears on my dash