Human bundled up sleeping in a blanket with their tongue out. Someone takes a picture of it and shares it on chittr. Who likes it the most?

friendsim-more-like-lovesim:

This is so heccing cute actually

Cirava seems like they would definitely pull this shit; taking sneaky photos of you when you’re napping or just. doing anything really

They shared it with their followers and so the tag #thecutehuman was invented and trending, chitter being alway spammed with screenshots of every time you’ve been on their streams and sneaky sneak pics being distributed by your other troll friends like a Cute Human black market.

Zebruh often posts claims that he ‘knew you before you got chittr famous, and therefore Deserves Recognition’ . Do with this information what you will.

Mallek decided to be a little shit and took a super high-res quality picture of you when you were cuddled up in a black cozy blanket, blepping and sticking your tongue out without noticing. You were wearing Mallek’s hoodie that you’ve borrowed, and only minutes later there were edits on chittr depicting you with their own sign with captions whining and cooing about how much they want their own little human cuddling with Them in Their respiteblock 😦

Sure it’s not always convenient to just Never being taken seriously, but honestly on this planet it’s better to be viewed as adorable than having everyone trying to kill you constantly.

God what have you unleashed

why mallek adalov must become the symbol of the resistance to the nsfw ban

recklessjavelineer:

recklessjavelineer:

recklessjavelineer:

doshirakqueen:

  • gray (won’t be automatically flagged for being flesh colored)
  • no nipples (you can’t be flagged for having female presenting nipples if you don’t have any nipples!)
  • no dick, probably (trolls having tentacles is canon. right)
  • a tech expert (so, a better programmer than all of tumblr staff combined)
  • just really fuckin sexy
  • His blood color is cobalt (just like Tumblr)
  • Gay.

HOMESTUCKS

UNITE!!!!!

YOU

CAN’T

FIGHT

A HOMECTUCK!!!!!!!!

(I went through hell to show you this)

yourfriendsimf-o:

imagine you’re just getting back to your hive from an event that ran way later than you wanted it to. you are positively, absolutely exhausted. while you knew you still had other tasks to complete for the day, you also knew you needed to sleep first. you set your bag down, kicked your shoes off and headed to your respite-block.

keeping the lights off, you took into account the rather large lump that rested under your blankets as you laid down on the edge of the bed the moment you entered your room, in your event clothes and everything. you laid there for a minute or so, setting an alarm on your phone as you plugged it in because sadly, you did have to wake up again later.

you elbowed the mattress as you pushed yourself up to a sitting position to remove your jacket and shirt, your undershirt remaining. as you began to lift your hips to remove your pants, a pair of stringy arms wrapped themselves around your hips with their nose nudging into your side

“i missed you,” tagora mumbled sleepily, humming appreciatively as you gave his hair a toussle.

“i missed you, too. but i can’t take my pants off if you’re holding my hips, silly,” you said in a lighthearted tone as he huffed and turned to have his back facing you. you saw him shift closer to galekh, hugging his arm against his chest. you smiled at the sight, wondering where mallek might be in the mix.

“well, it’s about time you showed up,” turns out he wasn’t even in bed but in the ablution-block, instead. you smiled wide as he kissed you on the cheek. you watched him clamber over tagora and galekh’s legs to get to the other side of the bed that was against the wall, gold eyes on you as he patted the space between him and galekh. you hurriedly discarded your pants and fit yourself into the space mallek left for you.

mallek dragged his claws lightly up and down your thighs and hips, playfully but gently snapping the band of your underwear against your skin, which caused you to laugh as you blew into his ear. you both settled down shortly after as you rested your forehead against mallek’s chest, arms tightly around his torso.

as the next few minutes passed, tagora had managed to weasel his way into the space between you and galekh, curled into your back with his hands tucked underneath your side. galekh had turned as well, an arm protectively over the two of you and mallek. mallek had managed to sneak his cold-as-shit hands to rest in between your thighs for warmth; to which you put your cold feet on his legs in response. galekh reached for your hand, entwining it into yours moments before you fell asleep.

yourfriendsimf-o:

imagine you’re laying in bed, playing on your palmhusk (maybe even typing up a short story for an account you run, who knows) and it is cold as hell. you’re fine though; you have at least three blankets and you enjoy the feeling of your cold feet against your skin. still, you really wished someone was there to snuggle you and hold you close, you know? thankfully, you did have people, they were just watching a movie in the living room.

you continue to play on your device until mallek saunters tiredly into the room. he plops down next to you and puts his chin atop your head and curls into your side, not even bothering to get under the blankets. you shift and move closer into him, eyeing him when you notice he’s already asleep.

you hear the TV shut off and tagora rushes into the room, immediately ducking under the blankets and folding himself into the space between you and mallek, arms and legs wrapped around you. his face was buried in your neck as he shivered. you felt mallek readjust himself to tagora’s presence; he fell back asleep latched onto tagora instead of you.

“you couldn’t wait two seconds for me, could you?” galekh’s large figure appeared in the doorway and you giggled at his response.

“alright, where is he?” galekh hovered over the foot of the bed, looking for where tagora was situated so he didn’t accidentally crush him. you motioned with your head that he was in between you and mallek.

“wow, i finally get a side of you to myself, huh?” galekh murmured in response as he crawled to your open side, plopping down next to you on his side. you set your palmhusk down and slowly moved yourself to turn to face him, the two of you melting into one another as you came together and hugged each other lovingly. within minutes, galekh was fast asleep, leaving you to be the last one awake.

you took account of each individual breath you heard in the room, noticing tagora’s forehead pressed in between your shoulder blades, before finally caving into your own breath and your own tiredness. within seconds, you too, were fast asleep