Alright but Thor would be more than willing to let you peg him, he is very interested when you bring it up and asks more about this ‘midgardian tradition’, especially since you seem quite eager about it.
And really, what’s more empowering than having the almighty God of Thunder whimpering and begging beneath you, fully at your mercy.
On one less than eventful day at the Xavier mansion, Peter finds a fidget spinner laying on one of the small decorative tables.
Looking around, Peter doesn’t see anyone or any clue who it belongs to and decides to see what the big hype is about.
With nothing better to do and the colorful spinner in hand, Peter starts giggling wondering just how fast he can make it go, that being an obvious speedster mistake he spins with a little extra mutation boost.
Combined with his loose grip, the fidget spinner flies out of his hand, still whirring on its way–right into one of Charles’ prized antique vases.
“Yikes.” Peter mutters quickly before leaving in a gust of wind, thinking he’ll make himself scarce around this part of the mansion for awhile.
With luck, Scott was the next person to be seen sitting in the room, not even having noticed the broken vase as he entered.
Ok so, Peter was a smol nerd, sweater vests, glasses (even though we didn’t get to see them dammit), extremely smart, the stereotypic smart nerd.
What if Peter has asthma too, that also fits the ‘nerd’. But, every single spider ever has asthma, that’s why they can’t keep running.
So after Peter gets bit, he’s now a muscled up super Peter, his eyesight perfect, he can stop a truck barehanded he feels invincible! Nothing can stop him now.
Then he’s running late to class, all well, and he runs out of breath, air constricting and has to pull the almost forgotten inhaler out of his backpack just in time through fumbling panic.
Everything else about him is Super Built, and he still, somehow, he has asthma.
Peter is so close to just swearing. Peter is so done right now.
Just think of him being angered and all awkward hand waving cause he still has asthma.
ah it’s to late to think so I’ll just do a few random! kind of obvious guesses here and gals too…
Erik: Slytherin
Charles: Ravenclaw
Raven: Slytherin
Alex: Gryffindor
Sean: Hufflepuff
Scott: Gryffindor
Jean: Ravenclaw
Kurt: Hufflepuff
Warren: Hufflepuff
Jubilee: Hufflepuff
John: Gryffindor/Slytherin
Anna Marie: Ravenclaw
Peter: Gryffindor
Ororo: Slytherin
I wonder if Peter talks in his sleep
Peter sitting on your messy bed, comfortably waiting for you to come back in your room and feeling a different fabric beneath his fingers, lifting it up he sees he is now holding one of your bras you tossed and panics, trying to toss it away and not be a pervert, but then his hand sticks to it (like in tasm) and starts freaking out even more,
you reenter your room to see Peter frantically trying to pull your nicest bra off his hand, then getting the other spidey-stuck to it and falling off the bed. You can’t help but shake your head at your beloved mess of a boyfriend.
(I try to do gender neutral stuff but I thought this was funny, if you don’t wear bras could be a pair of your underwear~)
Warren cares about hygiene and skin care a lot more than many would expect and believe, he knows the best skin creams and lotions, in time will share his face masks with his s/o, and has some of the best shampoo available (those curls take care to be so soft!)
As such, he also enjoys long warm baths with his s/o to just relax and unwind, and what better than to add a nice bathbomb to the evening?
One time while Warren was out with the X-Men on a mission you decided to get him a special treat and pick up a bath bomb for him, while looking around you found one that was just impossible not to buy for your angry birb.
They’ve got everything at Xavier’s School for Gifted YoungstersAnd Old Friends/Freeloaders And Whatever Animals Peter Finds Or Birds That Think Winged Mutants Are Also Birds While In Mating Season!(Charles is looking into a longer sign),
The kittens, Bertha, Madam Duck, 2 domesticated raccoons Peter found orphaned in the woods he had to save, that possum who came around at 3 in the morning to eat sandwiches with Scott and decided to live in the rafters, Warren’s arch nemesis the Cockatoo, all the snakes the Snake mutant dude has, Hank, a really fluffy little dog Kurt thought was a kitten,
half the students believe Alex is a golden retriever (stranger things have happened here) the pig that kid from Kentucky snuck in, a bunch of bunnies Peter saved from rabbit farmers, that huge ass goldfish in the lake that some kid had and tried making special fish food in the lab while Hank was asleep
And I’m like 63% sure I missed some of them.
Scott’s the person who would walk under a tree only to have an angry cat land on him and start attacking him, because the cat was happily purring while Kurt petted her in the tree, but Warren flew past and hit the branch they were sitting on
then he would start running while the cat was attacking him in circles like in cartoons, yelling for Jean to save him but end up not being able to see because his glasses came off and he has to cover his eyes while he’s being attacked and ends up running straight into the lake.
At exactly the time Duck was swimming to the shore, and she’s now pissed at the guy flailing in the 2 foot deep part
Bertha was probably coming to get a drink at this time too so she walks up to him and affectionately licks his hair up.
“‘Nothing without the suit’?” you look at Peter incredulously. He couldn’t really believe that, right?
Peter sat on your bed while he recounted you about the days’ events, from his battle and trying to hold the ship together, to his word for word conversation with Tony Stark.
Not once did he lift his head, opting to stare at the floor dejectedly instead.
“Peter…” you walk in front of him, resting your hands on his shoulders and rubbing your thumbs softly against his shirt “That’s not true Peter, that’s not even close.”
Peter slowly looks up, tears in his eyes, with a look of sadness so pained it almost makes you cry. “How is it not true (Y/n)? I’m nothing without the suit. I’m just Peter. Not a hero, I’m nobody and nothing.” he looks back at the floor trying to choke back a sob,
It hurt you so much to see Peter like this, without his usual happy smile and not cracking any science jokes or Star Wars quotes.
Peter has been trying his best, with everything, schools and hero-ing. Doing his best and trying so hard to save everyone. He always does.
And this, more than anything else really hurt him. Especially losing the suit and because of how much he always looked up to ‘Mr. Stark’
Ironman or eggshells you didn’t care, you just want to kick his teeth out for hurting Peter.
You gently cup Peter’s cheek and make him look up at you, your voice stern and looking him in the eye "Peter, you are not ‘nothing without the suit’. The suit is nothing without you.“
Peter’s brows furrow in confusion but you continue before he can speak.
You brush away the tear gliding down his cheek "Peter, it’s a suit. Nothing more.” at this, he opens his mouth to protest. You put a finger to his lips silencing him though.
“Sure Peter, the Stark suit is a lot fancier and more high tech than the old sewn up hoodies we mashed together, but that doesn’t make it more than a suit.” Peter huffs and slumps his shoulders, turning his head to stare at the wall instead of looking at you, he feels too ashamed of himself.
You know he doesn’t believe you, and that he loves and fanboyed about that suit like it was the greatest thing on earth. But he needs to hear it.
“You were Spider-Man before you had the suit, you were a hero protecting Queens then, and you still are now.”
Peter finally gives in, looking at you with red eyes and the tiniest of smiles. He carefully wraps his arms around your waist, his head going to rest on your chest “You always know how to cheer me up (Y/n).” he breathes out quietly
You hug him closer, making him automatically nuzzle himself into your embrace and smile. “You’re still a Spider-Man Petey. Still a true hero.”
He sighs gently, feeling much better now. “You really think so?” he asks, already half asleep while you gently run your fingers through his hair.
“Of course you are little Spidey. Just not quite as fashionable.” you grin hearing his little snort at your attempted joke.
you pull back enough to lean down and kiss his forehead “You’re a hero Peter, my hero. And don’t you forget it.”
You tap his nose pulling him back against you.
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