Peter Maximoff getting drunk, and after a lot of stumbling and opening strange doors, he finally ends up finding his way back to your room while you’re gone and sitting down memorized by watching your fish tank.
When you walk in and find him staring at your fish, face pressed up against the glass still as a statue you asks what he’s doing, not hearing you come in he gets spooked and falls backwards at your voice then realizes its you. He looks up at you, still lying on the floor and gives a dopey grin before leaning in and loudly whisper telling you he can read the fishes lips and until you finally get him to sleep he’s telling you he gained a fish language mutation and that he will solve the worlds problems through fish

When Peter is too banged up after patrolling all night and is insisting that no, ‘he can’t take the night off (Y/n) what if someone gets hurt?’ even though “Peter you’re a walking bruise and I’m pretty sure you broke your everything. Twice.” but he still keeps resisting you huff, pick up his shooters from the desk and web him to the furniture.
Or cocoon style and he basically has to cuddle, and falls asleep within seconds anyway

BY JENKINS I’VE GOT IT!
Ahem,

how you meet Peter Precious Parker: when Peter’s bully has once again cornered him, Peter’s cowered against the locker waiting for the blow, when he hear the resounding crack of something else being broke, Peter peeks up to see you standing in front of him, guarding him while he’s hunched in front of his locker, shouting profanities at the bully whose now clutching his bloody and extremely crooked nose
And once they’ve run off to the nurses office you give a satisfied ‘humph’ (or growl) it their direction and turn around, face softening to help Peter stand up. He’s in shock, not sure what to say because he can’t believe what just happened. you brush him off and touch the bruise on his cheek, shaking your head sadly before turning his face to the side and kissing the darkening spot and asking him if he wants you to escort him to class

imagine Peter meeting your family though: he’s so worried but have been pep talking himself in front of the mirror all night, you said that everyone will love him, it wont be that bad, right?
He barely gets any sleep the night before, he’s so busy trying to convince himself it’ll all be fine, and it almost works too. But when you both get to the gathering he just gets so worried and awkward and keeps shyly standing behind you like a shield

Now imagine him taking one sip of champagne while you’re in the bathroom, getting more than tipsy and making everyone love him because he’s such a hilarious storyteller with a drink in his hand.

He’s horrified when you tell him all he did later once he’s sobered up with you taking care of the poor baby Petey. He’s too embarrassed to ever face your family again and groans into a pillow when you tell him that he was such a hit he’s officially invited to every family gathering from now on.

Valentine’s with Petey

Peter would be so romantic for valentines though? (he’s the cheesiest hopeless romantic) he has one his old dress suit (now 3 sizes too small and his muscles don’t help here) has a box of chocolates for you and your favorite flowers, ready to go surprise you for a date when you knock on his door, a huge smile on your face carrying the biggest teddy bear you could find saying “I love you beary much” and a big bouquet of HIS favorite flowers

Every time, without fail when you kissed Peter his lips always tasted like red licorice (he blushed the color of red licorice when you told him he really does tastes as sweet as he acts) and that’s the way you found out he was Spider-Man too.
After he’d saved you and swung you into a safe place, he’d seemed so grateful you were alright (you didn’t understand why) and he kissed you, he was too scared of losing you to not at that moment, he had to kiss you, to make sure you were with him and safe. The whole ‘kiss your hero’ scene. And as soon as his lips met yours you knew that flavor, you knew those soft lips could only ever be your Peter Parker

After he pulled away you whispered ‘Peter’ quietly, still surprised that Peter, your shy nerdy boyfriend, was Spider-Man. To which Peter, or Spider-Man at the moment, started frantically denying it and waving his hands around ‘who was this ‘Peter’? and ‘he didn’t know any Peters’. The familiar hands flaying and high pitched lying voice of Peter confirmed your suspicions, you scoffed, tugging his mask the rest of the way off and pulled him into a much longer kiss.

The Boys Being Flustered (Preference)

Warren: his face heats up like fire, he’s a cheeks, the tips of his ears and chest blusher who just stands there frozen to the spot, his wings fluttering behind him while he turns his head away from you (as if that could his red face)

Kurt: his cheeks and the tip of tail blush light lavender, very bashful and trying to hide his face, a small shy smile as he looks up at you

Peter M.: bright cherry red cheeks, he can’t stop smiling and giggling at you

Peter P.: bright red cheeks and the tips of his ears, he starts stuttering out nonsense while waving hands frantically in wild gestures

Sean: he’s a full body blusher, that can’t speak. Words just don’t form while he attempts to figure out a flirty comeback

The best way to handle all of these though, is to gently grab his face and press a sweet kiss to his lips

What if Kurt doesn’t bruise like normal?
I mean, his skin is already dark blue so what if instead of getting darker his bruises would turn a lavender instead?
This little fact is something he hadn’t really though about when after having an extremely heated night with you then walking to see the squad, with his neck, chest and jaw just covered in light lavender spots and everyone getting scared and worried about him then he sees what they’re look at, he blushes the same shade lavender and bamfs away to hide in his room embarrassed while Jean starts giggling making the rest confused

Peter would have so many pets, every time he’d see a injured or abandoned animal it’s now his baby, he’d speed it back to the mansion and give it so much tlc and soon Charles notices he basically has a petting zoo ranging from dogs and humming birds to a domesticated raccoon Peter found orphaned in the woods but he can’t do anything about because all the students are so attached to them

Oooo well do you have any headcanons for how Kurt would take care of his s/o after having her wisdom teeth out? (I just had all four of mine cut out and currently feel like I’m dying) Thank you!!!!

-Kurt knew your mouth had been hurting lately, and didn’t want you in pain so he was happy when you told him you were going to get help for it, he didn’t know what was going to be done though.

-so when you arrived back at the mansion after your dentist visit, groggy and disoriented from the left over effect of anesthetics and strong pain meds, cheeks stuffed with bloody gauze Kurt was borderline frantic

-he kept asking what happened, in his worry he kept switching from English to German, mixed with the drugs and pain, accidentally giving you an unwanted headache

-Charles wheeled up to Kurt explained what had happened, and Kurt, never having been to a dentist thought it sounded terrifying and didn’t understand why Nurse Hank couldn’t have helped you instead

-he had screeched, his golden yellow eyes wide as saucers when Charles said your teeth were removed, he also thought he meant all your teeth

-after he talked with Charles he quickly bamfed away to find you, you weren’t hard to find, tugging at your lip and saying you couldn’t feel your face (he would have laughed at how your voice sounded if it were a different situation)

-he suggested taking you to your room for a nap, which you adamantly protested and kept saying you needing to go fly fishing tonight with a llama Scott

-Kurt gave you a sympathetic little smile and took you to the comfy couch in a quiet part of the library so you could rest

-you still needed to go fly fishing, but agreed to lay on the couch with Kurt only because he promised to read to you

-he carried your medicine with him everywhere,

-brought you soft foods whenever you were hungry, (there was no ice cream in the mansion for weeks)

-each time you would wince or groan from pain he would whimper quietly, his tail waving anxiously and wishing he could take your pain from you

-if anyone tried to bother you about anything Kurt would growl in their direction, saying you needed to rest before leading you away from the annoyance.

-lots of forehead and cheek kisses, he would mutter small prayers hoping you felt better and healed quickly

-for weeks after Kurt is too scared to kiss you, worried he will cause you more pain even though you’ve said you feel much better

-All in all he tried his best to make sure you were comfortable, bamfing away to fetch anything you needed