My favorite BNHA headcanon is the one where Momo is totally level headed and calm until she sees a girl
momo, helping tutor denki: So you just-
[mina walks by with jirou]
momo: Hgddsf f g h hahsnfjdjskaznxnd GIRL
*denki smacking her with a book* MOMO YOU USELESS LESBIAN
Kaminari: Wow, Shinsou’s really cool!
Jirou, flashing back to when she told Kaminari she thought Momo was cool, and he teased her relentlessly about her crush for weeks: Oh, really?
Where’s my content of Shouto and Momo being best friends??? Enough of this prim and proper bullshit give me the two of them buying 5000 bath bombs and dumping it in endeavors private pool like the chaotic rich kids they are
Tenya: Lawful Rich Kid -Doesn’t bring it up and gets embarassed when Uraraka noticed. -Proud of his legacy and determined to carry it on with dignity. -Wears his family brand of clothing.
Momo: Neutral Rich Kid -Flaunts her lifestyle without meaning to but she’s still nice about it. -Secretly curious about how “the commoners” live.
Todoroki: Chaotic Rich Kid -Didn’t like how his dorm was designed so he remodeled it in one day. -Yeah my dad is #2 hero of all time he’s rich and also the biggest tool in the goddamn world.
Todoroki: I need a new toothbrush
Iida: This one is highly recommended by dentists!
Momo: Ooooh this one is ergonomic
Todoroki: *pointing* That one
Iida and Momo: T-that’s ¥70000, don’t buy that
Todoroki: B E T
After the sports festival, that one class actually does start selling hero merch of all 1-A and Todoroki just happens to stumble across the Deku merch while on his way to lunch with Momo
Todoroki: *slams the Yen equivalent of $10,000 on the table*
Todoroki: I’ll take everything
Some kid: Uh, are you sure? There’s more than enough here for one of each-
Todoroki: No. I want all of them.
The poor sucker who has to deal with this: A-ALL!?!
Momo: Todoroki, think this through. You can’t possibly wear all of those. Some of those are clothes specifically for women-
Todoroki: God Momo it’s 2018, don’t give me that shit.
Momo:
Todoroki: Like hell I’m letting Uraraka woo him with how cute she’ll look in this hoodie and knee socks. Do you have these in a four? (Idk dress sizes)
Momo:
Momo: *empties the contents of her extremely rich purse*
Momo: *clears throat*
Momo: I’ll take every Earphone Jack item you have.