here have a nervous idiot and a cute bug alien for ur idiot and alien needs. dimitri (the sort-of-human) is like 300% hangups and nerves so he dies inside when io does anything romance or Horny (however he gets v into it)
This is a commission for @thekingsrock who asked for a super fluffy story with a female reader and an equally fluffy monster. I asked if they were ok with a mothman, and we went from there! I hope you enjoy!
You rolled your head, trying to ease some of the stiffness
from your neck as you stood in line, waiting to order the smoothie you’d been
craving for the last four hours at work. You needed something refreshing,
delicious, and as packed full of neat antioxidants as you could get.
The folk in front of you were umm-ing and ahh-ing at the
counter, the barista was getting super impatient but trying his hardest not to
show it, and had been a hundred million degrees outside that day, only now
beginning to cool off. You drew in a deep breath, trying to calm brain that was
going a little ragged at the edges, and make the most of the cafe’s wonderful
air-conditioning after a day in an office with AC units so ancient they might
have been prototypes designed by Hephaestus himself…
As you stood there, closing your eyes for a moment, you became
aware of the couple behind you talking about the ‘monsters’ who had recently
begun integrating more into human society.
“I mean,” the woman said, sounding scandalised. “In my day,
of course we knew about them, but you
didn’t have some dirty great bat living next door! It just didn’t happen! They
had the decency to take themselves off to the woods or wherever they belong,
and they stayed there.”
Toad's Cave 