Bruh
YES
How badass would that be?!?!?!
Is that real? This about bones being stronger in a heavier person? Whether it’s real or just to fit the scenario, I love love love love it!! BADASS STRONG PROMMY WITH STRONG BONES, YEH!
See, it was actually all strategy. Prompto wasn’t chubby because his parents didn’t cook for him and he had to eat fast food everyday. Prompto ate junk food 24/7 on purpose to grow STRONG BONES. It was the plan all along, Prompto knew he was destined for big things and fights and being a hero, so he planned it all ahead and became chubby on childhood because he already knew he’d work that body out so that he’s healthy in his youth, and strong and skilled, AND with strong bones that can stand A TON OF WEIGHT, AYO.
((this is what Prompto always says, at least))
SUPER STRENGTH PROMPTO TO THE RESCUE.
I LOVE the idea, seriously AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ADD, THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT AS IT IS.
Prompto carrying with half the camp gear while Gladio carries the other half. YEH. When Prompto’s carrying with just two chairs you’d think that’s the only thing he can stand, but NOPE. Truth is he’s just letting the other two carry some stuff for him, but if he has to do it alone? HE DOES IT NO TROUBLES. There goes Gladio carrying with half the camp gear but eh, whatever, he’s huge. And then Prompto with tHE OTHER HALF when he’s TINY in comparison!
PROMPTO CARRYING THE OTHER BROS.
Like first time he picked Noctis bridal style it was a bit of a surprise, but eh, they excuse it behind “Noct weights nothing anyway, and there’s not much height difference so whatever”. But THEN one day Ignis got knocked out, and before Gladio could even get there Prompto had already thrown Ignis on his shoulder.
“What? Do I have something on my face?”
And Noct and Gladio are just staring like .A. well okay THAT is a bit…surprising.
And Prompto just hums the chocobo song while walking with an Ignis ON DEAD WEIGHT on his shoulder. Prompto’s not even using both hands, what the hell! How does he make it look so easy!?
And then the real surprise, when it was GLADIO who was knocked out. So Ignis stands there adjusting his glasses and rambling like “yes, alright, let’s not panic; I have been trained in the skill of carrying someone bigger, so if I remember the technique correctly, I should first try to how are you doing that Prompto oh my god what arE YOU DOING.”
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Prompto, standing there with Big Guy on his back. Prompto may be trembling a bit, but he can walk just fine and he’s like “Well let’s go, we can’t stay here all day! Off to a safe place!” and Noct and Ignis just. They just. They just…stand there. Not doing anything and not sure how to react and they just ?? how. Omg look at that it’s like an ant carrying an apple how is that possible this has no sense, Ignis do the math can Prompto carry something THAT big omg how.
A hurt chocobo in the wild and they have no potions!? NO PROBLEM. PROMPTO CAN AND WILL CARRY IT TO WIZ’S SO IT GETS ATTENTION.
Gladio’s arms are full, Ignis is carrying with Noct, and they don’t want to leave the garula they just hunted behind? NO PROBLEM. PROMPTO WILL DELIVER IT IN ONE GO.
See, his dialogue about growing muscles on the arms wasn’t a joke, BABY BOY HAS ‘EM MUSCLES (but mostly just secret strenght on the bones, but don’t tell anyone aksldjlkaa).
Needless to say, Prince Uncharming is absolutely in love with Prompto and adores to ask him to FLEX THOSE ARMS. Noctis, you idiot, he’s in love with Prom’s muscles whent he secret is on the bones
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Gladio in the background like “I’m as strong as Prompto, why do you never congratulate me?”
“Gladio, he’s like ten times smallar and can do the same than you and he’s cuter, what were you expecting.”
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Don’t worry, Gladio’s got Iggy to compliment, praise, congratulate and adore him while the prince goes to to cling from Prompto’s arms and muttering “how do you do that” as he does.
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BADASS STRONG PROMPTO?
YES THANK YOU.
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for Strong! Prommy, think of Noctis just loving it and always taking advantage of his loving boyfriend, Noctis gets tired? feeling lazy? feet hurt from walking to this damn campsite Gladio why this damn far from the regalia? he just whine with his arms at Prom, cause him to laugh and scoop Noctis up and he attaches to Prom like a koala to be carried along. Perks of a Super Boyfriend (like sure he could command Gladio to carry him but it’d be like a sack of potatoes and complaints, & that’s Iggys
[From Strong!Prompto right here]
Ahahahahahaha!! ABSOLUTELY YES!!!
Of course Noct would take advantage of that! And in his defense, he’s “the prince, I have the rights to not use my feet if I don’t want to. Indeed you’re all in my service so if I say you carry me, you carry me” (it’s his joking way to say ‘ugh just please do it’).
The most adorable part of this is that Noctis doesn’t even need to say anything. He’s literally just whining and Prompto catches the whole thing
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Which means this has to be super frequent, hahahaha!! Maybe even since the younger days, lmao. Maybe not much after school because people stared at lot (they knew he’s the prince), but somewhere in the Citadel, or hanging around on a free day, he would just whine and go “I’m tired. Prompto, please carry me, I can’t use my feet anymore. They’re useless. See, I’m collapsing. Oh no please do something, I die”.
And it got so much more frequent during the journey, as they have to walk much more than usual; Noct sometimes gets to a point where it’s whining and “Prommmmpppppttttooooooooo”. And it gets so frequent that now as soon as he whines, that’s enough so everyone understands what he wants, ahahaha.
Aaw, Noct clinging to him like a koala bear. That is so CUUUUTE!
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Hahahahahaha!! I adore the explanation of why he’s not asking Gladio to carry him, because IT SOUNDS SO CANON
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“Gladio, carry me.”
“You’ve got it.”
And Gladio proceeds to toss him onto his shoulder.
“…Gladio no, you’re not catching it.”
“It’s easier this way. That way I have a free hand, and your weight gets better distribu-”
“gladio no.”
Noct the potato sack. I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE.
Hahahaha, all in all, ABSOLUTE YES TO ALL OF THIS, DAMMIT! *flips table*
IT’S GREAT AND I LOVE IT. UNGH. Super Prompto is the best OKAY? Noct wins, Prompto wins, everyone wins! THIS IS ADORABLE AND GREAT AND I LOVE IT, THANK YOU.
what if somehow young Prompto met old Noctis, like a he just shows up for a day or something and Prom, very good at speaking his mind, not so good at keeping his thoughts in his mind, sees this old hot Noct and says out loud, in front of everyone “Please be my daddy”
And Noctis, who looks flaming hot and anyone would think would reach close to whisper dark dirty little things, is, on the opposite, still the awkward lamppost he’s been all his life, will look at him, blink, and say
“But I’m just 30. I can’t be your dad? I’d have had you at…age 10 so like, haha, that’s not…possible. Is it? I’m sorry. Maybe you can ask- well, I don’t know. But I’m not- I can’t be your dad, I’m too young, or, well, I don’t mean, I mean I’m in age, but like, if I had a kid I think it’d be a baby, as in a baby or a toddler, and you’re like 20 so…hm…yeah, I’m doing the math again but it’s not- it’s not possible. Sorry.”
Prompto may be an idiot about keeping his mouth shut, but at least Noctis is luckily awkward and naïve enough to not catch the (accidental) flirting. 😀
All hail awkward lamppost king Noct!
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Gladio: *smacks his hands onto the table where Noct was studying(sleeping)startling the poor baby awake* “Wedding gift.” Noct, groggy and confused by his demanding tone: ????? Gladio: “You’re the damn prince, going to be the damn King, as a wedding gift for me and Iggy MAKE THEM PUT ME ON THE CUP NOODLES” Iggy, from the kitchen: “Gladiolus we are not getting engaged just so you can weasel yourself onto a noodle package!” Noct, more confuse: !?!?!?! Prompto’s laughing himself to tears beside him
Ahahahahahahaha!!!
You know how this scenario could be even funnier?
If Gladio and Iggy weren’t even dating
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Gladio’s like *slams fist on table* WEDDING GIFT.
Noct: ???
Gladio: You’re the prince. You’re to be the goddamn king. You can do things and order people. As my wedding gift I want my photo on the Cup Noodles package.”
Noct: Wha-
Gladio: I AM YOUR FRIEND AND BROTHER. YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME HAPPY, NOCT, IT’S IN YOUR POWER TO GET THE ONLY ONE THING I DESIRE-
Noct: I mean, yes, okay, calm down, chill, I’m not saying I’m not going to do that. But WHAT WEDDING? You don’t even have a boyfriend or girlfriend, how do you expect to marry anytime soo-
Gladio: *desperately looking around the apartment*
Gladio: *gasps*
Gladio: IGNIS-
Ignis: If you’re going to ask me to marry you at age seventeen just so you can have your photograph on a package of Cup Noodles, you’re very mistaken.｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡
Gladio: Of course I’m not asking you to marry me right now. Before marriage you have to fall in love with this person and to get that you have to be my boyfriend and to get that you first have to date me, and to get that I have to ask you.
Ignis: …
Gladio: So is 7 fine?
Ignis: …
Ignis: …
Ignis: …
Ignis: …yes.And that’s the story of how Gladio and Ignis started dating and fell in love 15 years ago, Gladio still doesn’t have his Cup Noodle Gladio edition, and how he doesn’t even mind anymore because he has Iggy so who the heck needs the noodles? 🙂
but he still wants that Gladio edition. Square Enix pleeeeeeease
Gladio, 12 years later after his wedding with his beloved husband Ignis, just back from their honeymoon and lounging at Prompto and Noctis’s (Noct likes a bit of away time from the citadel) whilst Iggy complains about their diet and makes dinner. Gladio, leaning forward towards Noctis: “So?” he’s grinning all giddy. Noctis, laying his head on Prom’s shoulder: “So.. ?” Gladio: “So when do I finally get myself on cup noodles? you promised after my wedding-” Ignis “He did not promise, you demanded”
[From this other ask]
Yay, this has both Gladnis and Promptis! So cute! :3
HAhahahahahahahahhahaha!!!
The BEST part of this is how Ignis immediately and calmly corrects him
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He’s not getting angry or riled up, he’s just calmly and coldly stating it like saying the sky is blue. And honestly that’s the crudest way of indirectly telling someone “No, you’re an idiot”.
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Because that’s what he’s saying, y’all. Gladio’s there being all smug and grins, and Ignis calmly corrects his words like the precious CRUDE husband that he is.
“What do you mean he didn’t promise? He said something along ‘I’m not saying I won’t do it’, so in some way that’s saying Yes, am I right?”
“…no.”
“ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON HIS SIDE!? >:(”
“Well, of course?”
That’s so cruel, Iggy, hahahaha.
Aaw, Gladdy. It’s okay, you’re going to get your Cup Noodle package one day. Square Enix and Cup Noodles can’t be as silly as to not put the ONE noodle-obsessed character on the box
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….am I right, Squeenix? (‘u^人)
someone trying to chat up the Prince even though he has 2 significant others: “So, your highness~ what’s your type?” Noctis, looking daydreamy: “Blue eyed blondes who look dainty but can totally kick my ass”
*non-subtly looks at Lunafreya and Prompto*
You, lucky blondes hngfjgndfjgnd
Hahahaha “who look dainty but can totally kick my ass”. Noct is very precise on what he likes, isn’t he?
“…are you sure your type isn’t only blue eyed blondes? Hahaha, I mean, uh…the rest is like additional, ri-?”
“No.”
“Wha-”
“It’s a Must.“
“…but why would you want someone to kick your a-”
“I don’t want them to kick my ass, geez, do you want me to die, omg, no, I just want them to be capable of it.”
“…okay. I uhm- I gotta go…”
See, this is why you can’t flirt with the prince. He’s already too hopelessly in love with his two dear blue-eyed blondes fragile-looking but who really are deadly. They’re also both very adorable. Deadly. Badass. Scary. But so adorable. ( ´ ▽ ` ) ♡
OK BUT some jerk older kid (probably some political dude’s son who thinks he’s Hot Shit) a few years older than smol Prom and Noct and makes some kind of comment about Prom calling him fat maybe, Prompto’s sad, he knows he’s bigger than Noctis and Iggy…but Noctis, he’s not taking this, NO ONE MAKES HIS PROMPTO SAD and is warping with his toy wooden sword (maybe he’s 8) and ready to kick that boy’s ass. Gladio has to pry him off the older boy while Prom and Iggy fret, 2 confused fathers appear
“Prompto’s sad, he knows he’s bigger tha Noctis and Iggy” OW, WOW, OKAY, WHY DID THAT HURT ME SO MUCH 😥
Ain’t nothing worse that a damn bully that thinks themselves superior, dammit! 😡
The absolute best part of this is not just that Noct is so ready to fight whoever dares hurt or make his best friend sad, the absolute best part of this is that Noctis is so ready to fight whoever dares hurt or make his best friend sad even if they’re a few years older.
Like, dude. You have an idea how much courage that takes for a child!? As adults it doesn’t have any or much impact, really; 20 year old Noct against a 28 year Ravus, eh, 20 year old Noct against a 50 something or so Caligo, eh.
BUT AN EIGHT YEAR OLD
FIGHTING A TEN OR ELEVEN YEAR OLD!?!?!?!?!
DO YOU KNOW – HOW – MANY – MUCH – GUTS – THAT – TAKES!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
And Noct is not going to hesitate or give it a second thought! The only thing that he knows is that someone insulted his best friend with the entire intention of hurting him, that it did hurt Prompto, and now Prompto’s sad. Noctis can tolerate that they insult him, but don’t you dare insult his friend….even worse, make him sad!
Poor Prommy, I imagine him receiving the insult, but all he does is lower the head, give a sad smile, then just go absolutely sad but do nothing. Because that kid is right, right? Prommy does know that he’s chubby. He sees Iggy and Noct, and they’re slender and skinny, and Prommy knows he’s bigger than them…at least to the sides. So it’s not an insult, it’s a fact, right? But it still hurts, you know?
Prommy feels rejected and sort of disgusting. Iggy and Noct and Gladio never say anything about his shape or weight and they hang with him anyway…but Prommy does know he’s different. Like he doesn’t have enough with that strange drawing under his wristband, or that he’s a blond and that’s rarely seen in Lucis, or that he needs glasses, now he also has to be different even in shape..
So he just feels…so different. And he feels left-out. And he feels that even if his friends accept him, he just…cannot and will never fit in…
….anD THAT’S WHAT NOCTIS WILL NEVER GODDAMN ALLOW AAAAAAAAAAH *WARCRY*
Noctis just HATES that Prompto’s sad as itself, he doesn’t even need to understand that train of thoughts, he’s just going to see that Prommy lowers the head and that his eyes cover in tears aND THAT’S IT. HOLD MY JUICE BOX 😡
I like the mental image of it so much, because Noct is this tiny, adorable, silent creature, and you’d think he’s just going to hug his friend and comfort him, but he’s suddenly dropping his juice, grabbing his toy sword aND WARPING STRAIGHT INTO THAT OLDER KID’S TUMMY AND TACKLING HIM TO THE GROUND AND NOW HE’S SCREAMING AND SMACKING HIM IN THE FACE WHILE YELLING “NO, NO, HOW- DARE- YOU- YOU- DON’T- SAY- THAT- TO- MY- BEST- FRIEND- YOU- DUMB-”
Nobody stopped him when he grabbed his toy sword because no one thought the so quiet and so calm and so peaceful and so shy boy would dare attack any other child, let alone an older one, so now everyone’s in panic because the prince himself is fighting- or…well, it’s not fighting because the older kid doesn’t even stand a chance, tiny child Noctis is beating the hell out of him.
I LOVE the mental image of Cor and Regis walking in to the scene
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Like, imagine, Cor and Regis are walking around the Citadel with this kid’s dad, and their dad is talking about some stuff and about how nice his son is and how he hopes that they can get along with the prince and his friends and stuff, and Cor and Regis are just like Oh yes, yes, hehe, they’ll get along real good, we’re sure, and this guy walks away to other stuff and Regis and Cor decide to check up on the children, who they left in the gardens, to see how FANTASTICALLY ALONG they’re getting with this guy’s son and- oh mygod is that Noctis beating that child up with a tOY SWORD AISDSJDF
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The obnoxious scene, dude…
Noctis is on top of an older and much taller kid, beating him and smacking him with a toy sword, Prompto and Ignis are freaking out in the background, flailing and sometimes screaming, and Gladio’s basically clinging to Noctis trying to literally pry him off the other kid.
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Cor and Regis just standing there in absolute silence, watching, not sure this really is happening.
“…that’s your son beating that guy’s son up.”
“…yeh.”
“…hm.”
Imagine before Regis and Cor come to separate the kids, Gladio clings to Noct and tries to pull him off the other kid and and goes “NOCTIS, NO, violence is never the answer!”
“HE SAID PROMPTO WAS FAT AND UGLY >:(”
Gladio, while letting go of Noctis: *SHARP LOUD GASP* HOW DARE.
And that’s the story of the day Regis and Cor walked in on Gladio and Noctis burying the kid neck-deep into the ground because dad Clarus and dad Regis said violence is never the answer buT THEY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BURYING PEOPLE.
By the way, that’s your future king and his Shield.
HEY, they’re doing it for JUSTICE, they’re protecting a loved one from a villain, so they’re not doing anything wrong, right!? Right!?
Aw man…. *continues to laugh alone* This damn scenario has so much potential for all the funny and cute stuff, hahahaha!
Thanks for sharing, anon, this is lovely and I’m loving it so much, hahaha! Aaw man ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡
tiny Prom being shy around Gladio cause he’s a Big Kid and just quietly shuffling up to him and holding out his hand with green suckers for Gladio to take then running off ! then tugging Iggy’s shirt lightly because Iggy’s hard at reading a large book and smiles handing over a few raisin cookies when Ignis acknowledges him, then Prom runs to find Noctis and Noct asks where he’s been (he knows when Prom comes) “Making friends with your friends!” and giving Noct his favorite candies & they snack
[From this other ask]
Aaaaw!! This is so damn adorable!
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The best part of this is that Prommy isn’t even waiting for Gladio or Iggy to say thanks or to react or to give him any praise, he just hands over the candies and then runs away because HE’S SO SHY and omfg these are Noct’s friends hnfgdnf they are so cool and I don’t wanna look like an idiot, I’ll just- I’ll just give the cookies to them and OFF I GO RUN PROMPTO RUN
Ahahaha, aaw. Sweet adorable little Prommy makes friends by running away. The best part is that it works! That he runs away is funny to Gladio, and sort of charming for Iggy, so they so absolutely grow fond of him just by receiving candies from him then watch him run away. Hahaha!
So cute!! Such a heartwarming addition, thank you so much for sharing it, anon!
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Prompto being an oblivious baby, probably cuddled on the couch with Noct at Noct’s apartment for movies when he starts feeling sad and mentions “Heh…I guess this’ll be over when you see Luna again huh? too busy for me, probably get married and all…” cause he thought Noct was asleep and is startled with “P.. Prom I’m in love with you. Prompto we’ve been dating for 3 months??” Prom: “What? no??” Noct: “DO YOU NOT KNOW ALL OUR DATES? CUDDLES? ME BEING TO SHY TO KISS YOU?? & Luna’s gay you dork”
AHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHA
THIS SCENARIO.
IT’S BRILLIANT.
Seriously, I don’t even know what else I can add, this is PERFECT on its own, hahaha
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I love that poor Prommy has no idea he basically has a boyfriend by this point. Like, Prompto, oh my god, what else did you think this was!? Ahahahahahaha, this is absolute gold because Prompto thinks he’s just a passenger thing, or just a friend, and he keeps his sadness to himself, keeps quiet on it, still accepts it because even though it hurts to be more like a thing thana person to Noct, it’s the only way he can be with Noct, at least for a while, and he’s okay even if Noctis doesn’t love him like he does, and- oh look, he brought me a bouquet again and a chocobo plushie and he’s kissing me and calling me beautiful names. It’s a shame he doesn’t love me 😦
LIKE.
PROMPTO.
PROMPTO, BABY, PROMPTO, SWEET BABY BOY…ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
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And Prompto’s super sure of this on his side, Noct is ABSOLUTELY SURE that Prompto absolutely knows 100% for sure that they’re actual, formal, serious BOYFRIENDS and-
Ahahahahahhahdf, ohmygod I can’t, this scenario is brilliant and a mess and WHY DOES IT SOUND SO CANON, these two idiots in this awkward and silly mess, why does it sound like something that would definitely be canon?
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BEST SCENARIO AND DIALOGUES EVER, THOUGH.
Prompto, LITERALLY CUDDLED UP WITH NOCTIS ON HIS COUCH, thinking Noct is asleep and saying
“Heh..
I guess this’ll be over when you see Luna again huh? too busy for me, probably get married and all…“
10 points for Noctis not being asleep and hearing it all, that’s 10 Awkard points as itself.
“P…
Prom I’m in love with you. Prompto we’ve been dating for 3 months??”
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHA
“What? No?”
*WHEEZING* AHAHAAHHA
Ahahahaha, aw man!! This is the sort of Promptis situations that are the best, because it’s super awkward, trying to fix it makes it more awkward, and it’s just one huge tangled mess of harmless misunderstandings, lmao
Prompto’s cuddled up at his side all “What a shame you don’t love me because you love Luna :(”
“Ohmygod Prompto she’s literally gay.”
“Oh. Still sad that you don’t love me.”
“Prompto, we’re curled up together on the same couch, after we just went out in a date?”
“Date? That was a date?”
“Oh my goD PROMPTO, I literally kissed your cheek and gave you chocolates!?”
“Well, that could just have been a friendly thing.”
“PROMPTO I LITERALLY CALLED YOU MY BOYFRIEND IN FRONT OF THE WAITER.”
“I mean yes but didn’t you mean it like bro-yfriend?”
AHAHAHAHAAHAH
Prompto you oblivious sweet little thing
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It’s sort of touching to think that Prompto’s so sure that he’s just, I don’t know, sort of unworthy? That maybe Prompto doesn’t think himself worth of the prince because, he’s just…himself. And Noct is WOW HE’S NOCT, so he wouldn’t love someone like Prompto. And maybe Prompto’s not acquainted with this much happiness, so it can’t be real. That’s why, as obvious as Noct is with him, Prom’s brain is just “?? No? This is literally too good to be real so it literally isn’t?”
So that’s why Prommy’s as sure as he is about all this; he doesn’t think so much happiness can be real, because it’s first time he’s being this happy.
Aw man, great way to injure my own feelings ahahaha
But honestly, this scenario is BRILLIANT. I’d SO read the hell out of this if it ever exists in fic version!
Ahahaha! Thank you SO much again for sharing this with me!
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Cindy and Prompto as siblings and Noct & Gladnis end up at Hammerhead, Noctis spots Prom working on a car, greasy, sunshine filled and heart wrenchingly adorable: “uh-.. the-..*gulps* dear s-six ho…hot..oh my go ds” he’s forgotten how to breath and may or may not be dying by the sounds croaking from him and Gladio laughs, slapping his shoulder “Never pegged you for liking busty blondes” Ignis: “Gladiolus..” Gladio matches Noct’s gaze “Oh, you’re just a gay disaster like me then.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Prompto and Cindy as siblings would be SO DAMN AMAZING, DAMMIT. That would be cute and so much fun! It opens loads of possibilities for the Aurum siblings shenanigans and stuff. How cute that would be! Whether they’re blood siblings or if Prommy’s still adopted in this AU, it’d be lots of fun either way. The two of them would probably make each other laugh so much, and Cindy’s work would be faster/easier so none would be overloaded
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The only problem-not-so-problem about it would be for the rest of us; the two hot blonde-haired siblings of the garage at Hammerhead? Geez, do you know how many people would have their car “accidentally” break down nearby Hammerhead, hahahaha
And then there’s awkward lamppost prince Noctis who DOES accidentally break his car down nearby Hammerhead XD
Or maybe it was Gladio, and that’s the reason we never see him drive afterwards, ahahaha.
BUT PROMPTO’S GARAGE ATTIRE, THOUGH.
I DESPERATELY NEED FANART OF IT, I mean, I’ve seen him dressed in Cindy’s clothes but WHAT WOULD PROMPTO’S OWN GREASE MONKEY ATTIRE LOOK LIKE? AAAAAAAAAAH
*CONTINUES TO SCREAM*
Prompto’s adorable as he is, but hngnfg. Baggy pants, a jacket similar to Cindy’s, a belt with lots of tools, he’s all dirty and greasy, and he repairs cars like a damn master. I NEED GARAGE!WORKER PROMPTO IN MY LIFE HNGNFNGDFNGD
I love that Noct goes stupid as soon as he sees him ahahahaha
Like when he comes from behind the car when Cindy asks “So which of you is the prince?”, Noct is just all
(￣︿￣) hey. whatevers.
Like, he has a pair of big…round…he has ALL of Cindy right in front of him, and he’s just
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But when Cindy turns around and calls for her brother, and as soon as Noct sees this relatively short, bouncy, skinny-but-strong dirtied boy? HE GOES FULL STUPID MODE.
Stupidity Awkward More ACTIVATE.
“Heya, so you’re the prince?”
“Uh…”
“…? Hehe :)”
“…you too.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
For how many nights do you think Gladio made fun of him for this?
So there we have, the Aurum or Aurum/Argentum siblings (SERIOUSLY, HOW IMPOSSIBLY COOOOOOOOOOOOOL WOULD IT BE THAT THEY WERE AURUM/ARGENTUM BECAUSE YOU KNOW GOLD/SILVER) repairing the Regalia while Noctis, awkward lamppost Noctis, literally just stands there watching them from outside the garage (at a prudent distance to not look rude, of course).
And Gladnis coming near him, after having picked something at Takka’s, and Gladio looks in the way Noct is looking to see what’s got him so captivated. All that’s in sight is the Regalia and the pair of blond siblings.
“Heh. Never pegged you for liking busty blondes" Gladio immediately assumes Noct is staring at Cindy and says this while nudging him.
“He’s not staring at any breasts, dear” Ignis, calmly, while checking the Lucis map distractedly and sipping from his Ebony.
Gladio, in realization: “Oooh. So you’re just a gay disaster” he leans towards Noctis and rests his arm on Noct’s shoulder. “Me too, mate, I feel you.”
So there we have, Noctis awkwardly answering “You too” again when Prompto asks him “So what brings you all out of the capital city?”, while Gladnis stare from afar and try to hide their laughs. First to burst into loud laughter loses 100 gil.
Ignis lost.
PS: IwantthisAUthankyouit’scute.
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