I don’t know what the Lost City of Z is actually about, and Tom looks kind of (completely) ridiculous with the caterpillar glued on his lip, but I’m gonna watch it.

No one is ever allowed to tell him, but like, does Steve Rogers not know that they make shirts in a size that would actually fit him?

Peter Parker is a shy little arachnid, whenever you would suggest dancing he would smile and decline, he just couldn’t handle the embarrassment from it…
He loves watching you dance though, whether you’re great, or downright ridiculous he thinks you dance amazing

He’s surprisingly good at slow dancing though, which made you a little suspicious, when you asked him about it he just became flustered and tried to escape your questions (You later asked aunt May though, and found out he look dance classes when he was 7)

X-squad dance preference?

Kurt: A sweet little blueberry to good for this world, he loves trying new things, which includes whatever dance he sees someone doing. Being extremely flexible from his circus days he can do some impressive moves. If you compliment him though he will get all shy and blush avoiding eye contact

Alex: He’s not normally one for dancing, unless it’s sleepily slow dancing with you in the kitchen, on early mornings still half asleep with the sun just peeking through the blinds.

Scotty: Scott’s a stick in the mud, he wont dance because he’s ‘cool’ or at least thinks he is. But always tags along with everyone else for fun.

Warren: Warren does not dance. He knows how to dance, being from a wealthy family he was taught how to properly dance at a young age and hated it. You can drag him to the floor but he will just stand there being a pouty bird

Peter: He has all the new dance moves down, he moon walks out of a situation quite often.(forget disco though, not his thing) he likes to dance ridiculously to make you laugh and tries to get you to join him, you might be too busy giggling at him though
Modern!Peter would have every Just Dance memorized and have competitions with the squad, mainly Jubilee.

Jubilee: Being the little ray of sunshine she is, she loves to dance to anything upbeat and fun, dragging you out to dance a weekly thing at least.

Hank: Hank tries his best to be romantic, even if he is clumsy and trips over his words quite often. It’s cute, him or you will put on an old record and you usually stand on his feet though or he’ll trip over them himself.

Jean: Jean is a pro. At many things, including dance. Usually with Jubilee or her s/o, but more composed about it, she’s very graceful with her movements even when she’s just dancing for fun.

The first time Jubilee kisses her s/o, she gets too lost in it and excited and winds up shooting little sparks off by accident and her s/o pulls away grinning “Wow Jubilation, I never really understood what they meant by feeling fireworks kissing”

I think Peter would happily end up in all the girls nights, he has to be up to date on the school gossip, loves anyone fixing his hair, has fun getting his nails painted, especially silver but hates how long it takes to dry, he will happily be the girls model and if Scott says anything about his fabulous look he’s tied down with Jean’s powers and given his own special make over

Peter always steals his s/o’s clothes, always. Shirts, jackets, hats, pants, (you either drew the line or just gave up at underwear) because he loves wearing his s/o’s stuff so much It smells like them, it reminds him he’s so lucky to have such a wonderful s/o and he looks hot. And if anyone says anything he’ll speed back and model like 5 outfits all of his s/o’s stuff saying how he looks too good not to wear it.

Jubilee’s s/o being taller than her and pouty because whenever Jubilee steals her tops, she’s swimming in them and they turn into dresses but when she tries on Jubilee’s shirts they turn into crop tops but Jubilee just giggles at her s/o saying “don’t worry, you look hot”

a few days after you told Warren you’re pregnant (to which he was ecstatic) Warren was talking to you about how excited he is, what color you should paint the nursery, all that, and you sit down at the kitchen table, all serious and say “Warren, we need to talk” poor Bird boy gets all worried and nervously sits across from you wondering if he’s done something wrong you reach over and take his hand (worrying him more)

“Warren, baby, you know I love you but I have to tell you now,” you pause for a second, taking a deep breath while he starts to internally panic “there is no way on this earth we are naming our child Warren Kenneth Worthington the fourth. I love you more than life but I’m not doing that to a kid.” and he breaks down crying in relief and hugs you.

He never would have suggested that but is relieved hearing it because he wont let his child go through any of the pain he did, not even the horrible extremely teasable name. (And certainly not Kenneth. Kenneth means he’s in trouble and he knows all to well how that shiver down the spine feels when you coldly say ‘Kenneth’ when he’s in trouble.
There’s just some kind of ‘horror movie monster is right behind you going to make you eat celery’ feel to the name for him

Bonus

Everyone in the mansion knows Warren is in deep shit when you yell Kenneth, and they all move to clear you a path, no one will protect Warren when its Kenneth time.
Scott once tried to be a good bro while drunk off his ass and help him before, he now trembles and runs at the sound of Kenneth, giving Warren a ‘good luck’ eagle scout salute before hiding behind Jean

Can we just all agree that Sean and Peter are definitely the meme team

Peter’s up to date on every meme, knows every on by heart and sends wayyy to many memes to everyone he knows

Sean doesn’t even realizes a meme is so out of date and still thinks they’re awesome, and is shocked when Peter informs him that meme died 4 months ago

they’re both pains in the ass with memes. Sean also has horrible slang

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